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 Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:32 am
Cloud: Oh that Sephiroth and his floccinaucinihilipilification of Human life. lol
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:19 pm
Patches O Hannigan Cloud: Oh that Sephiroth and his floccinaucinihilipilification of Human life. lol ..... Random Townsperson: Come on dear we don't make eye contact. *runs away swiftly carrying its kid*
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:29 pm
Cloud:*dropping Airis in pool" hey how come the water comes to waist but she seems to fall forever... and where the hell did me feet go in the second part of the movie bit... and why doesnt the b***h bleed? She just been stabbed for god sake!
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:36 pm
Cloud: OH NO! NOT MISTER KITTY KINS!!! gonk
Cid:*Eats Mister Kitty Kins*
Cloud: NOT GENGI THE FIRST SAMURAI!!! gonk
Cid: *Eats Gengi the First Samurai*
Cloud: WHAY CID YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!! gonk
Cid: I'm not mean, I'm just drunk xp
Cloud: gonk
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:23 am
onishi-kuri Cloud: OH NO! NOT MISTER KITTY KINS!!! gonk Cid:*Eats Mister Kitty Kins* Cloud: NOT GENGI THE FIRST SAMURAI!!! gonk Cid: *Eats Gengi the First Samurai* Cloud: WHAY CID YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!! gonk Cid: I'm not mean, I'm just drunk xp Cloud: gonk lol rofl
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:47 am
Cloud: Observe my friends, as I swallow a Fire materia! smile
Everyone: Ooooh, aaaaah... eek
Cloud: (takes the Fire materia and tries chewing it but its too hard so he has to swallow it whole)
Cloud: *GAG* CHOKING, HELP! eek
(ambulance arrives)
Director: OMFG Cloud, its this one your supposed to swallow (holds up a penny sized Fire materia), not this one! (holds up a Fire materia the size of a big boulder) Do the scene again! mad
Cloud: Observe my good friends, I am about to swallow this Fire materia! smile
Everyone: Ooooh, aaaah... eek
Cloud: (puts the penny sized Fire materia into his mouth, he can't chew it either so he has to swallow it whole. He does.)
Cloud: TA-DAH!! blaugh
Everyone: YAY!! blaugh
Cloud: (bursts into flames) OHMYGODIMONFIRE! gonk
The next day
Cloud: (driving around town in his car he saved 15% of insurance on because he switched to Geico) Hey mutha fu**a, switch to Geico for god sakes!! (yelling at some random people walking down the street) scream
Cloud: (goes to a strip club and meets Cait Sith and Sephiroth) w00t, look at all the sexy chicks! xd
Cait Sith: Hi Cloud, I'm naked! whee
Cloud: (takes off all his clothes) ME TOO! blaugh
Sephiroth: GRRR...(stabs Cait Sith with Masamune) evil
(Aeris' theme song starts playing)
Cloud: (holding cait) Oh my god...what have you done!? sad
Sephiroth: Do not worry, soon he will be part of the lifestream!
Cloud: Shut up you strip club rapist, your cycle of life doesn't mean a thing! ...AW, SCREW THIS! rolleyes
Cloud: (starts dancing like a gay freak)
Everyone in the building: GO CLOUD, GO CLOUD, IT AINT YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOUR A RETARD, A RETARD, A RETARD!
Sephiroth: PARTY! (starts dancing with Cloud)
Everyone in the building: GO SEPHIROTH, GO SEPHIROTH, HOJO'S YO DADDY, YEAH HE IS, OH OH OH!!
Sephiroth: WTF HE IS!!!? AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! gonk (breaks down the wall and runs for his life)
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 11:40 am
*Reno is wacking a grill with his spatula*
Rude:Hey Reno what are you doing?
Reno:Cooking some hot dogs
Rude:Um you do know theres no food on the grill right now
Reno: Non sense don't you see them right there
Rude:Ummmm nevermind
Cloud:*with eyes bugging out*Hey Reno get some drinks for my friends Steve, David, and Chris
Rude:What friends? theres no one there!
Cloud:*eyes still bugging out* Hey your hurting their feelings
Cid:Quiet down over there I'm trying to fix the Sierra
Rude: BUT YOUR JUST POUNDING A HAMMER ON THE WOODEN FENCE!
Cid:HOW DARE YOU CALL THE SIERRA A WOODEN FENCE!
Rude: ARE YOU GUYS ON ACID OR SOMETHING!?!
Reno: He's on to us guys! TAKE HIM DOWN!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:46 pm
Edge22 *Reno is wacking a grill with his spatula* Rude:Hey Reno what are you doing?Reno:Cooking some hot dogsRude:Um you do know theres no food on the grill right nowReno: Non sense don't you see them right thereRude:Ummmm nevermindCloud:*with eyes bugging out*Hey Reno get some drinks for my friends Steve, David, and ChrisRude:What friends? theres no one there!Cloud:*eyes still bugging out* Hey your hurting their feelingsCid:Quiet down over there I'm trying to fix the SierraRude: BUT YOUR JUST POUNDING A HAMMER ON THE WOODEN FENCE!Cid:HOW DARE YOU CALL THE SIERRA A WOODEN FENCE!Rude: ARE YOU GUYS ON ACID OR SOMETHING!?!Reno: He's on to us guys! TAKE HIM DOWN!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:53 pm
Tifa: Look Cloud, you're nice and all, but... I like other people...
Cloud: So what you really mean is..... Hi, you're nice, but I don't like you, you can wave, but I won't wave back, and no matter how you look at it, we'll never be together... Right?
Tifa:.....
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:50 pm
ShadowLord99 Cloud: Observe my friends, as I swallow a Fire materia! smile Everyone: Ooooh, aaaaah... eek Cloud: (takes the Fire materia and tries chewing it but its too hard so he has to swallow it whole) Cloud: *GAG* CHOKING, HELP! eek (ambulance arrives) Director: OMFG Cloud, its this one your supposed to swallow (holds up a penny sized Fire materia), not this one! (holds up a Fire materia the size of a big boulder) Do the scene again! mad Cloud: Observe my good friends, I am about to swallow this Fire materia! smile Everyone: Ooooh, aaaah... eek Cloud: (puts the penny sized Fire materia into his mouth, he can't chew it either so he has to swallow it whole. He does.) Cloud: TA-DAH!! blaugh Everyone: YAY!! blaugh Cloud: (bursts into flames) OHMYGODIMONFIRE! gonk The next day Cloud: (driving around town in his car he saved 15% of insurance on because he switched to Geico) Hey mutha fu**a, switch to Geico for god sakes!! (yelling at some random people walking down the street) scream Cloud: (goes to a strip club and meets Cait Sith and Sephiroth) w00t, look at all the sexy chicks! xd Cait Sith: Hi Cloud, I'm naked! whee Cloud: (takes off all his clothes) ME TOO! blaugh Sephiroth: GRRR...(stabs Cait Sith with Masamune) evil (Aeris' theme song starts playing) Cloud: (holding cait) Oh my god...what have you done!? sad Sephiroth: Do not worry, soon he will be part of the lifestream! Cloud: Shut up you strip club rapist, your cycle of life doesn't mean a thing! ...AW, SCREW THIS! rolleyes Cloud: (starts dancing like a gay freak) Everyone in the building: GO CLOUD, GO CLOUD, IT AINT YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOUR A RETARD, A RETARD, A RETARD! Sephiroth: PARTY! (starts dancing with Cloud) Everyone in the building: GO SEPHIROTH, GO SEPHIROTH, HOJO'S YO DADDY, YEAH HE IS, OH OH OH!! Sephiroth: WTF HE IS!!!? AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! gonk (breaks down the wall and runs for his life) Cloud: No sephiroth! COME BAAAACKK!!!! *runs after him, still naked* Barret: Now who the hell's gonna erntertain us? Vincent: I will!! *strips* Cid: Oh my god what the hell is that? Random person: AHHHH!!! *gets eaten by something* Barret: eek
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:32 pm
Tifa: Cloud, I'm not sure how to say this...
Cloud: You can tell me how you feel, I'm here for you.
Tifa: well that's the thing. I-I don't like you.
Cloud: Yeah that's fine, I always thought you were a b***h anyway.
Tifa: Don't lash out just because your feelings got hurt! You-
Cloud: *Slaps Tifa* Calm down, b***h
Tifa: o.O
Vincet: o.O
Cloud: *Slps Vincent* Who told you to be here.
Vincent: crying
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:43 am
Onmyoji Seimei Tifa: Cloud, I'm not sure how to say this... Cloud: You can tell me how you feel, I'm here for you. Tifa: well that's the thing. I-I don't like you. Cloud: Yeah that's fine, I always thought you were a b***h anyway. Tifa: Don't lash out just because your feelings got hurt! You- Cloud: *Slaps Tifa* Calm down, b***h Tifa: o.O Vincet: o.O Cloud: *Slps Vincent* Who told you to be here. Vincent: crying Sephiroth: Im bored I think I'll take up basket weaving
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:15 pm
Mirai-sama Edge22 *Reno is wacking a grill with his spatula* Rude:Hey Reno what are you doing?Reno:Cooking some hot dogsRude:Um you do know theres no food on the grill right nowReno: Non sense don't you see them right thereRude:Ummmm nevermindCloud:*with eyes bugging out*Hey Reno get some drinks for my friends Steve, David, and ChrisRude:What friends? theres no one there!Cloud:*eyes still bugging out* Hey your hurting their feelingsCid:Quiet down over there I'm trying to fix the SierraRude: BUT YOUR JUST POUNDING A HAMMER ON THE WOODEN FENCE!Cid:HOW DARE YOU CALL THE SIERRA A WOODEN FENCE!Rude: ARE YOU GUYS ON ACID OR SOMETHING!?!Reno: He's on to us guys! TAKE HIM DOWN!!your welcome that'll be 5 bucks biggrin jk jk
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:49 pm
Edge22 Mirai-sama Edge22 *Reno is wacking a grill with his spatula* Rude:Hey Reno what are you doing?Reno:Cooking some hot dogsRude:Um you do know theres no food on the grill right nowReno: Non sense don't you see them right thereRude:Ummmm nevermindCloud:*with eyes bugging out*Hey Reno get some drinks for my friends Steve, David, and ChrisRude:What friends? theres no one there!Cloud:*eyes still bugging out* Hey your hurting their feelingsCid:Quiet down over there I'm trying to fix the SierraRude: BUT YOUR JUST POUNDING A HAMMER ON THE WOODEN FENCE!Cid:HOW DARE YOU CALL THE SIERRA A WOODEN FENCE!Rude: ARE YOU GUYS ON ACID OR SOMETHING!?!Reno: He's on to us guys! TAKE HIM DOWN!!your welcome that'll be 5 bucks biggrin jk jk Cloud: Wow Aeris you're kinda cheap..... Aeris: Well, it is pretty hard to make a living with Miss "Big Tits" over there only charging 10$ a night... Had to be half or less the price or I'd never get customers... ninja
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:30 pm
Deaths Apprentice Edge22 Mirai-sama Edge22 *Reno is wacking a grill with his spatula* Rude:Hey Reno what are you doing?Reno:Cooking some hot dogsRude:Um you do know theres no food on the grill right nowReno: Non sense don't you see them right thereRude:Ummmm nevermindCloud:*with eyes bugging out*Hey Reno get some drinks for my friends Steve, David, and ChrisRude:What friends? theres no one there!Cloud:*eyes still bugging out* Hey your hurting their feelingsCid:Quiet down over there I'm trying to fix the SierraRude: BUT YOUR JUST POUNDING A HAMMER ON THE WOODEN FENCE!Cid:HOW DARE YOU CALL THE SIERRA A WOODEN FENCE!Rude: ARE YOU GUYS ON ACID OR SOMETHING!?!Reno: He's on to us guys! TAKE HIM DOWN!!your welcome that'll be 5 bucks biggrin jk jk Cloud: Wow Aeris you're kinda cheap..... Aeris: Well, it is pretty hard to make a living with Miss "Big Tits" over there only charging 10$ a night... Had to be half or less the price or I'd never get customers... ninja Tifa: Come people! See how I beat Yami's a** in a Yu-Gi-Oh game, for the whole night! Crowd: Hell no! We'd rather see how Aeris beats Yami and Kaiba! Aeris: Hehehe... Idiots... Cid: I wanna get off this costume! It itches!!! Vincent: Me too... Aeris: SHUT UP! Now go! I will kick your butts in a fake game!
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