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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:46 pm
Distract the girl at any cost she could ruin everything. If he gives her some and it gets out, it's egg on my face.
What your father has is nothing compared to this! *Hands her a can of Red Man energy drink.* It's especially forumlated for the energy that youth need to fly! One can lets you fly up to five knots for an hour!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:49 pm
Kal-L Distract the girl at any cost she could ruin everything. If he gives her some and it gets out, it's egg on my face.
What your father has is nothing compared to this! *Hands her a can of Red Man energy drink.* It's especially forumlated for the energy that youth need to fly! One can lets you fly up to five knots for an hour! Dude, please. I'm human, I can't fly.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:53 pm
That's why you drink it, it makes you fly.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:57 pm
Kal-L That's why you drink it, it makes you fly. eek Really? eek
*Grabs an armload and runs off.*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:59 pm
I'm noticing a slight family resemblance.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:01 pm
Kal-L I'm noticing a slight family resemblance. It happens with the whole cloning process. So, if ya want, I'd say you should consider selling this off as jet fuel, too. Or maybe fire-starters could get a good use of this stuff.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:03 pm
Excellent applications to be sure, but they miss the mark of making modern Socialism an attractive option to Americans.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:16 pm
Kal-L Excellent applications to be sure, but they miss the mark of making modern Socialism an attractive option to Americans. I guess ya got a point there. Yanno, if this takes off, Americans are gonna love it 'cause its Russian drink with a Canadian face. American media is so completely screwed up, this'll market like crazy!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:24 pm
Cpl James Howlett Kal-L Excellent applications to be sure, but they miss the mark of making modern Socialism an attractive option to Americans. I guess ya got a point there. Yanno, if this takes off, Americans are gonna love it 'cause its Russian drink with a Canadian face made by an alien. American media is so completely screwed up, this'll market like crazy! I'm not going to argue that with Mr. Popular. xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:27 pm
stare Actually, bub. You gotta work on yer English and scentence structure. "Made by aliens" should have gone after "Russian drink" instead of "Canadian face"...
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:34 pm
It is not my first language. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:35 pm
Oh, and when we sell this stuff... customers should need to sign a waver for no lawsuits due to the probably of death by consumption. American's love stuff that is risky and possibly illegal. Maybe we can have She-Hulk type up some legal drafts, make sure everything's in the propper.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:38 pm
You have extensive experience with these kind of things I see. eek
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:41 pm
Kal-L It is not my first language. sweatdrop Its OK, I've had to relearn it myself a couple o' times. Kal-L You have extensive experience with these kind of things I see. Comes kinda' natural when you're on about 90% of an entire comic line's release schedual. *Casual shrug* I'm just sayin' if you want it to sell, slap my mug on it, tell people it's somethin' you gotta be careful of...and make a slogan so cheesy, like American Idol or Survivor cheesy, and you wont make enough of the sumbitch drinks.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:36 pm
*walks in from the back, having just started his monthly inventory*
What are all dese generic boxes of Vodka doin' in de supplies?
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