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 Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:17 pm
Bigby Wolf Patsy Walker Bigby Wolf Gotta be more comfortable then a prison cell, eh Ms. Walker? *Groans, setting the glass down.* What a dumb thing to say. Did I acidentally short change you the other day? No, you didn't. But this isn't about me. This is about you and April 8th. What did you do all day? Umm, dude, that was almost a week ago. Gimmie a moment to try and remember. *Ponders* Ok, I got up early, around noon, I think. I went downstairs for breakfast, but Jarvis is apparently on strike, so I ended up ordering takeout. From there I layed back down in bed and watched my soaps until three. Then I showered and went to my hair appointment until 4:30. After that I went to my nail appointment. Umm.., my nail appointment finished up early, about 4:45 if memory serves, so I went to the Bistro, clocked in and watched television until it was time for Wally's party. *Pauses* You should know this buttercup, I gave you the day off because of it, remember?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:19 pm
Describe your personal relationship with Wally West.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:25 pm
My personal relationship with Wally? Well, it was about the same as with you, we were friends, had been for a long time.
*Bounces up*
Hey, I feel like clubbing tonight! What about you, feel like dancing?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:26 pm
I don't dance. Tried once. Looked ridiculous. Cost me a lot of points with Snow-....never mind.
You say Wally was a friend. Explain then, why, immediately following his gristly death, you jumped up to claim leadership of the guild-Wally's position. A position that your fellow moderators all covet...
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:28 pm
*Simply sits and drinks his beer* Yanno, you keep askin' questions, bub, but this is kid's stuff. A few good minutes with the evidence and suspects, I could sniff out the murderer. *Turns around at the bar, and leans his back against it, while lighting up a cigar to form a cloud of smoke around his head*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:32 pm
Bigby Wolf I don't dance. Tried once. Looked ridiculous. Cost me a lot of points with Snow-....never mind. You say Wally was a friend. Explain then, why, immediately following his gristly death, you jumped up to claim leadership of the guild-Wally's position. A position that your fellow moderators all covet... *Stands before him* Because... as Wally's friend I felt he would want it that way. Wally loved this guild, it meant everything to him, and I don't want to see something he worked so hard on, fall down the drain. As for my fellow moderators, they're all capable people, but being Wally's friend, I have a better grasp of what he wanted and his leadership style than any of them. *She now grabs him by the hand and pulls him from his seat.* Bigby baby, there's no shame in not being able to dance. I'll teach you! What kind of music do you like?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:33 pm
With all due respect, Howlett, ******** off. Your idea of investigating a situation involves slicing up people until flunky #4 confesses it was all a clone or a time traveler. Not every problem is caused by random ninjas.
You don't give a s**t what happened here, well and good. But shut your ******** mouth while I'm doing my investigation. Wally West respected people, and I'll be ******** if I don't honor his memory...at least until I have enough statements to determine who's ******** with me and who's not.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:35 pm
Ms. Walker, I DO. NOT. Dance.
Pulls Patsy's arm, forcing her to sit back down.
Everyone else seems to be at least marginally affected by the fact that they saw Wally West lying facedown in a puddle of his own blood, but all I've seen from you for the last four days is screwing around, joking, and posturing. I'd almost swear you were GLAD he was dead and out of your way.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:36 pm
*Very quietly puts up posters for his new vodka brand so as not to disturb Bigby.*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:48 pm
Bigby Wolf Ms. Walker, I DO. NOT. Dance. Pulls Patsy's arm, forcing her to sit back down.Everyone else seems to be at least marginally affected by the fact that they saw Wally West lying facedown in a puddle of his own blood, but all I've seen from you for the last four days is screwing around, joking, and posturing. I'd almost swear you were GLAD he was dead and out of your way. *Jumps to her feet and glares directly into Bigby's eyes, hands on the table.* Just because I don't show it doesn't mean I don't feel it, ok? I've done book tours and talk show appearances while on depressants and people would comment on my happy personality. It's called a front, and I do it because I can't afford to sink back into another depression - it's already killed me once. I look on the bright side of things no matter how dark and gloomy. Don't you dare suggest to me that I don't grieve for my friend. I cried myself to sleep that night! *Cheeks red and trembling, Patsy excuses herself to swipe a tissue from behind the bar.* I loved Wally Goddamnit!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:49 pm
Bigby Wolf With all due respect, Howlett, ******** off. Your idea of investigating a situation involves slicing up people until flunky #4 confesses it was all a clone or a time traveler. Not every problem is caused by random ninjas. You don't give a s**t what happened here, well and good. But shut your ******** mouth while I'm doing my investigation. Wally West respected people, and I'll be ******** if I don't honor his memory...at least until I have enough statements to determine who's ******** with me and who's not. Bub, you know as well as any of us that give him a week or two after all this, he'll be back with another time traveling space adventure to tell us all about over a beer or two, and we'll all look back on this and laugh. *Puffing the cigar, he inhaled a deep drag, then blew it out slowly* But I gotta say, this is pretty entertaining watchin' it all done the old fashioned way.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:50 pm
Kal-L *Very quietly puts up posters for his new vodka brand so as not to disturb Bigby.* *Notices the alcohal advertisement. Attention has been gathered. Russian liquor was always CLOSE to getting him buzzed.*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:51 pm
If time traveling includes running around leaving your blood soaked body behind without a beating heart, you may be right. However, far as my knowledge goes, folks who time travel tend to bring their bodies with them.
Old fashioned? Hell yeah. Even as old as you are, Howlett, your momma probably told you stories about the Big Bad Wolf.
Lights a cigarette and turns to stare at Patsy.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:51 pm
Ms. Walker. Can anyone verify your location on the afternoon in question?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:57 pm
Bigby Wolf If time traveling includes running around leaving your blood soaked body behind without a beating heart, you may be right. However, far as my knowledge goes, folks who time travel tend to bring their bodies with them. Old fashioned? Hell yeah. Even as old as you are, Howlett, your momma probably told you stories about the Big Bad Wolf. Lights a cigarette and turns to stare at Patsy.*Simply laughs at that* Bigby, I was runnin' with the Big Bad Wolfs before your grandpa had gotten out of diapers. But, go on. I wanna see how this all plays out. *Reaches behind him to get his beer and take a sip, a cloud of smoke following his fingers which held his cigar stub*
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