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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:59 pm
That reminds me, I need to find celebrities who would be willing to promote the new products in exchange for a regular supply of Absolut Superman vodka. Are you aware of anyone that would be interested?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:04 pm
Hmm...
If I were to request admission to the Fortress of Solitude, would I have to change my name to Virg-L? whee
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:12 pm
Fear not, citizen you do not require Kryptonian blood to gain access to the Fortress. Only a heart pure of intent and a good reason. Like product testing my new sports drink for active teens.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:49 pm
You got a drink for the recently deceased? sweatdrop
xp
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:16 pm
Kal-L There is a random chapter of the Communist Manifesto printed on the underside of each bottle cap. If you collect them all you win a trip to St. Petersburg and dinner with me. *pops finger from mouth and twirls it in the air*
*sniffs the Vodka* eek You say alien distilling? Wasn't de Brood by any chance, was it?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:06 pm
*Walks in and goes to his usual bar stool. In a bad mood, for no reason in particular tonight*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:13 pm
Heya Logan. What can I getcha?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:19 pm
Just gimmie a beer. *Hunches over the bar, folding his arms and laying his face into them*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:22 pm
One beer coming up. *grabs a bottle from the cooler* Are you alright?
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:24 pm
I dunno anymore.
*Sits up enough to crack open the bottle and start drinking*
Gah, I wish this stuff could actually mess me up enough to just...let go and ferget everything. And ya'll think a healin' factor's cool..
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:29 pm
That bites. I'm hear for listening to any rants if you want.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:41 pm
Nah. I'm not much for ranting. For some reason, I feel everything i have to rant about is nothing but petty 'poor-pitty-me' s**t. *Sips his beer* I'm better of not complaining. There's someone else out there who's got it worse.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:50 pm
True enough. Alrighty then.
*grabs a chair and starts flipping through old 'zines*
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:14 pm
*walks in, buys a round for the house, and puts some early-years Etheridge on the jukebox*
Bon soir.
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