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 Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:45 pm
*Cloud in highschool*
Cloud: *walks by, carrying some books* God I hate my life, I have no friends...
Tifa: *walks by talking to one of her friends* Oh my god! That is so true!
Cloud: eek *oogles and oogles and oogles at Tifa('s breasts)*
Friend: That guy is soooooooo weird...
Cloud: crying *runs off to class just as the bell rings*
Teacher: Now children, pay attention! Now... (blah, blah blah blaaaaaaahhhh)
Cloud: Hmmm *looks at the window*
Teacher: CLOUD! Pay attention or I'll have you in detention!
Cloud: Yes teacher... *dreaming with Tifa, while drooling*
Teacher: Cloud! GO TO THE CORNER!!!
Cloud: *mutters*...itch, I'm going to kill that f...*end muttering* Yes teacher... *sits in corner and puts a hat that says "dunce" on his head*
Some guy: I still don't know why we still do pre-school stuff...
*meanwhile int he directors office*
Little Yuffie: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Now while these idiots stay in class, I can go steal the materia that forms in Mt. Nibelheim in peace! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
*telephone rings*
Yuffie: Hello? Oh hi dad... Yeah I'm still in ninja camp... Uh huh, I'll call you back soon...*hangs up* Jackass... I swear to god someday I'm going to kill you
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:11 pm
Aeris: DER!!
Cloud: WHAT'S WRONG?!
Tifa:*hides a hammer behind her back*
Cid: She dun bin hit in da head!
Barret: Ol'e chap, you are a retard...
Cid: #!@%#@#%^@!^#$@!^@!^@!^%&^%$&$#$#@^HOLE!
Everyone: sad
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:29 pm
Cloud: Yay! I have a phoenix down now I can revive Aeris! *walks to the city of the ancients and on the way sees a cute girl lying dead on the floor* Oh god... Should I waste my only chance of reviving the love of my life for a cute girl? Hell yeah!! *revives the cute girl*
Girl: Yay! I'm alive again, thank you! *sleeps with Cloud*
Cloud:*a while later* Hehehehe... Oh well... *gets into a random fight with a monster* Muahahaha!! *has a really hard fight against one of the Shinra soldiers that appeared in the start of the game* Whew that was tough... HOLY CRAP HE DROPPED A SUPER PHOENIX DOWN!!! Aeris is so mine now! *keeps walking and sees an old man dead* ******** you dude! *goes on*
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:15 pm
Genzon Akumu Cloud: Yay! I have a phoenix down now I can revive Aeris! *walks to the city of the ancients and on the way sees a cute girl lying dead on the floor* Oh god... Should I waste my only chance of reviving the love of my life for a cute girl? Hell yeah!! *revives the cute girl* Girl: Yay! I'm alive again, thank you! *sleeps with Cloud* Cloud:*a while later* Hehehehe... Oh well... *gets into a random fight with a monster* Muahahaha!! *has a really hard fight against one of the Shinra soldiers that appeared in the start of the game* Whew that was tough... HOLY CRAP HE DROPPED A SUPER PHOENIX DOWN!!! Aeris is so mine now! *keeps walking and sees an old man dead* ******** you dude! *goes on* Cloud: *gets to Aeris and reads the label for how to use the funny looking phoenix down* Three drops in the left eye..... Wash hair thouroughly..... Self-application only.... *reads in small letters* Does not work on any humans whose name starts with an A and/or was killed by someone whose name starts with a S.*finishes reading* Okay.. So, I gotta put three drops of it in her left eye... And wash her hair in it.. OKAY!! *searches for Aeris' dead body*..... Cloud: WHAT THE HELL?! scream Random Crow on the side of the lake sitting in a set of bones: Mmmm... That was the best human flesh I've had since that little girl was dropped in my lake. *licks beak* heart
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:25 pm
Deaths Apprentice Genzon Akumu Cloud: Yay! I have a phoenix down now I can revive Aeris! *walks to the city of the ancients and on the way sees a cute girl lying dead on the floor* Oh god... Should I waste my only chance of reviving the love of my life for a cute girl? Hell yeah!! *revives the cute girl* Girl: Yay! I'm alive again, thank you! *sleeps with Cloud* Cloud:*a while later* Hehehehe... Oh well... *gets into a random fight with a monster* Muahahaha!! *has a really hard fight against one of the Shinra soldiers that appeared in the start of the game* Whew that was tough... HOLY CRAP HE DROPPED A SUPER PHOENIX DOWN!!! Aeris is so mine now! *keeps walking and sees an old man dead* ******** you dude! *goes on* Cloud: *gets to Aeris and reads the label for how to use the funny looking phoenix down* Three drops in the left eye..... Wash hair thouroughly..... Self-application only.... *reads in small letters* Does not work on any humans whose name starts with an A and/or was killed by someone whose name starts with a S.*finishes reading* Okay.. So, I gotta put three drops of it in her left eye... And wash her hair in it.. OKAY!! *searches for Aeris' dead body*..... Cloud: WHAT THE HELL?! scream Random Crow on the side of the lake sitting in a set of bones: Mmmm... That was the best human flesh I've had since that little girl was dropped in my lake. *licks beak* heart Cloud: Oh well... I'm going back with the cute girl *goes back* Sephiroth: Hehehehe... Good job Cait Sith Cait Sith: He fell for it... Now we can have Aeris for ourselves! *takes off crow costume and jumps into the lake* *A nuclear explosion comes from the lake* Cloud: *hears explosion* Holy crap! *a little bit of paper fall in his hand that has very tiny letters* Warning: If you do use this on the dead body regarless of what's stated in the small letters then beware of a nuclear explosion
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:15 am
Sen Akumu Deaths Apprentice Genzon Akumu Cloud: Yay! I have a phoenix down now I can revive Aeris! *walks to the city of the ancients and on the way sees a cute girl lying dead on the floor* Oh god... Should I waste my only chance of reviving the love of my life for a cute girl? Hell yeah!! *revives the cute girl* Girl: Yay! I'm alive again, thank you! *sleeps with Cloud* Cloud:*a while later* Hehehehe... Oh well... *gets into a random fight with a monster* Muahahaha!! *has a really hard fight against one of the Shinra soldiers that appeared in the start of the game* Whew that was tough... HOLY CRAP HE DROPPED A SUPER PHOENIX DOWN!!! Aeris is so mine now! *keeps walking and sees an old man dead* ******** you dude! *goes on* Cloud: *gets to Aeris and reads the label for how to use the funny looking phoenix down* Three drops in the left eye..... Wash hair thouroughly..... Self-application only.... *reads in small letters* Does not work on any humans whose name starts with an A and/or was killed by someone whose name starts with a S.*finishes reading* Okay.. So, I gotta put three drops of it in her left eye... And wash her hair in it.. OKAY!! *searches for Aeris' dead body*..... Cloud: WHAT THE HELL?! scream Random Crow on the side of the lake sitting in a set of bones: Mmmm... That was the best human flesh I've had since that little girl was dropped in my lake. *licks beak* heart Cloud: Oh well... I'm going back with the cute girl *goes back* Sephiroth: Hehehehe... Good job Cait Sith Cait Sith: He fell for it... Now we can have Aeris for ourselves! *takes off crow costume and jumps into the lake* *A nuclear explosion comes from the lake* Cloud: *hears explosion* Holy crap! *a little bit of paper fall in his hand that has very tiny letters* Warning: If you do use this on the dead body regarless of what's stated in the small letters then beware of a nuclear explosionsephiroth: *fiding Airis body* Now you are mine forever... s**t I forgot the phonix down!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:03 pm
Sen Akumu Deaths Apprentice Cloud: >.<;;*thinking* Should I comment? Should I answer how I really think, or should I answer how I feel is the correct answer? Is there even a correct answer in this case? *end thinking* Red XIII: Well Cloud? Does this dress make me look fat? stare *Barret walks in* Barret: *thinking* Hmmm... I wonder why Red XIII is asking Cloud how he looks in that dress when he's all ready asked everyone else and they've said no. Oh well, I'll get back to my normal thinking... If I add the polarity.. (blah, blah blah)... And now my master plan is complete! All this time of acting like a swearing black idiot has paid off! Now I shall rule the world *end thinking* Aeris: Barreeeeet! Dinners ready! Barret: Coming! *runs off* (Im back) Barret:*While running to dinner trips over one of Yuffies ninja action figures and falls down the stairs.* Aeris:*Is shocked by Barret falling and drops a giant pot of stew on his head* Cid:*trips over his spear and smacks Barret with the blunt side* Cloud:*Is playing pin the tail on the donkey blindfolded with cleats on and walks all over Barrets head.* Yuffie:".....um....oops?" Nanaki:"Barret are you ok?" Barret:"Of course, I'm fine. BUT NOW YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!" Cait Sith:*sneezes on Barret, he gets amnesia* Barret:"#@%# you mother &%^#$% pieces of $^$%!" *gets pissed drunk*
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:36 pm
Sayneveralways Sen Akumu Deaths Apprentice Cloud: >.<;;*thinking* Should I comment? Should I answer how I really think, or should I answer how I feel is the correct answer? Is there even a correct answer in this case? *end thinking* Red XIII: Well Cloud? Does this dress make me look fat? stare *Barret walks in* Barret: *thinking* Hmmm... I wonder why Red XIII is asking Cloud how he looks in that dress when he's all ready asked everyone else and they've said no. Oh well, I'll get back to my normal thinking... If I add the polarity.. (blah, blah blah)... And now my master plan is complete! All this time of acting like a swearing black idiot has paid off! Now I shall rule the world *end thinking* Aeris: Barreeeeet! Dinners ready! Barret: Coming! *runs off* (Im back) Barret:*While running to dinner trips over one of Yuffies ninja action figures and falls down the stairs.* Aeris:*Is shocked by Barret falling and drops a giant pot of stew on his head* Cid:*trips over his spear and smacks Barret with the blunt side* Cloud:*Is playing pin the tail on the donkey blindfolded with cleats on and walks all over Barrets head.* Yuffie:".....um....oops?" Nanaki:"Barret are you ok?" Barret:"Of course, I'm fine. BUT NOW YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!" Cait Sith:*sneezes on Barret, he gets amnesia* Barret:"#@%# you mother &%^#$% pieces of $^$%!" *gets pissed drunk* Barret: *thinking* Add the polarity... (blah, blah blah blaaaaaahhhhh... Again) Hah! Now my master plan is complete! All thsi time of acting like a swearing black idiot has finally paid off! now I shall rule the world (again) *end thinking* Yuffie: Barret!! You squashed my action figures! now for punishment you will have to dress in Aeris's clothes! Aeris: Hey! I just washed them! Yuffie: *ignores Aeris* Barret: Crap.. *dresses in Aeris's clothes* *Barret suddenly gets stabbed by a sword* Sephiroth: Oops, I thought it was Aeris... Aeris: WHAT! I'm not black you retard! Sephiroth: Weeeellll... Aeris: scream *whacks Sephiroth with her staff till he dies*
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:46 pm
Sen Akumu Sayneveralways Sen Akumu Deaths Apprentice Cloud: >.<;;*thinking* Should I comment? Should I answer how I really think, or should I answer how I feel is the correct answer? Is there even a correct answer in this case? *end thinking* Red XIII: Well Cloud? Does this dress make me look fat? stare *Barret walks in* Barret: *thinking* Hmmm... I wonder why Red XIII is asking Cloud how he looks in that dress when he's all ready asked everyone else and they've said no. Oh well, I'll get back to my normal thinking... If I add the polarity.. (blah, blah blah)... And now my master plan is complete! All this time of acting like a swearing black idiot has paid off! Now I shall rule the world *end thinking* Aeris: Barreeeeet! Dinners ready! Barret: Coming! *runs off* (Im back) Barret:*While running to dinner trips over one of Yuffies ninja action figures and falls down the stairs.* Aeris:*Is shocked by Barret falling and drops a giant pot of stew on his head* Cid:*trips over his spear and smacks Barret with the blunt side* Cloud:*Is playing pin the tail on the donkey blindfolded with cleats on and walks all over Barrets head.* Yuffie:".....um....oops?" Nanaki:"Barret are you ok?" Barret:"Of course, I'm fine. BUT NOW YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!" Cait Sith:*sneezes on Barret, he gets amnesia* Barret:"#@%# you mother &%^#$% pieces of $^$%!" *gets pissed drunk* Barret: *thinking* Add the polarity... (blah, blah blah blaaaaaahhhhh... Again) Hah! Now my master plan is complete! All thsi time of acting like a swearing black idiot has finally paid off! now I shall rule the world (again) *end thinking* Yuffie: Barret!! You squashed my action figures! now for punishment you will have to dress in Aeris's clothes! Aeris: Hey! I just washed them! Yuffie: *ignores Aeris* Barret: Crap.. *dresses in Aeris's clothes* *Barret suddenly gets stabbed by a sword* Sephiroth: Oops, I thought it was Aeris... Aeris: WHAT! I'm not black you retard! Sephiroth: Weeeellll... Aeris: scream *whacks Sephiroth with her staff till he dies* Yuffie: yay it worked!
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:51 pm
Marie-leah Sen Akumu Sayneveralways Sen Akumu Deaths Apprentice Cloud: >.<;;*thinking* Should I comment? Should I answer how I really think, or should I answer how I feel is the correct answer? Is there even a correct answer in this case? *end thinking* Red XIII: Well Cloud? Does this dress make me look fat? stare *Barret walks in* Barret: *thinking* Hmmm... I wonder why Red XIII is asking Cloud how he looks in that dress when he's all ready asked everyone else and they've said no. Oh well, I'll get back to my normal thinking... If I add the polarity.. (blah, blah blah)... And now my master plan is complete! All this time of acting like a swearing black idiot has paid off! Now I shall rule the world *end thinking* Aeris: Barreeeeet! Dinners ready! Barret: Coming! *runs off* (Im back) Barret:*While running to dinner trips over one of Yuffies ninja action figures and falls down the stairs.* Aeris:*Is shocked by Barret falling and drops a giant pot of stew on his head* Cid:*trips over his spear and smacks Barret with the blunt side* Cloud:*Is playing pin the tail on the donkey blindfolded with cleats on and walks all over Barrets head.* Yuffie:".....um....oops?" Nanaki:"Barret are you ok?" Barret:"Of course, I'm fine. BUT NOW YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!" Cait Sith:*sneezes on Barret, he gets amnesia* Barret:"#@%# you mother &%^#$% pieces of $^$%!" *gets pissed drunk* Barret: *thinking* Add the polarity... (blah, blah blah blaaaaaahhhhh... Again) Hah! Now my master plan is complete! All thsi time of acting like a swearing black idiot has finally paid off! now I shall rule the world (again) *end thinking* Yuffie: Barret!! You squashed my action figures! now for punishment you will have to dress in Aeris's clothes! Aeris: Hey! I just washed them! Yuffie: *ignores Aeris* Barret: Crap.. *dresses in Aeris's clothes* *Barret suddenly gets stabbed by a sword* Sephiroth: Oops, I thought it was Aeris... Aeris: WHAT! I'm not black you retard! Sephiroth: Weeeellll... Aeris: scream *whacks Sephiroth with her staff till he dies* Yuffie: yay it worked! Aeris: evil *throws Yuffie in alive in a shredder, for being the person that made Sephiroth confuse Barret with her, therefore Sephiroth almost saying she was black, which she isn't* Cloud: Errrrr... You know Aeris... You are b- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gets a staff stabbed right through him* Aeris: twisted *twists and twists and twists the staff until Cloud dies fromt he pain* Vincent: eek *runs away* Aeris: I COULD READ YOUR MIND WITH MY CETRA POWERS!!! I KNOW YOU WANTED TO KICK ME IN THE FACE AFTER I DIED!!! *throws her staff at Vincent and it goes right through his head*
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:59 pm
-FFVII KINDERGARTEN-
Cloud:*trips and his heads falls through drywall and gets stuck
Barret:*playing army man, pretending his right arm got shot off*
Aeris:*poking herself in the stomach with a stick*
Tifa:*shoving watermelons in her shirt*
Cid:*smoking candy cigarettes*
Sephiroth:*poking Aeris with a stick in her stomach*
Yuffie:*Taking Cait Siths toys.*
Cait Sith:*yells like an obnoxious a** at Yuffie*
Vincent:*doing drugs in the corner*
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:57 am
Sayneveralways -FFVII KINDERGARTEN- Cloud:*trips and his heads falls through drywall and gets stuck Barret:*playing army man, pretending his right arm got shot off* Aeris:*poking herself in the stomach with a stick* Tifa:*shoving watermelons in her shirt* Cid:*smoking candy cigarettes* Sephiroth:*poking Aeris with a stick in her stomach* Yuffie:*Taking Cait Siths toys.* Cait Sith:*yells like an obnoxious a** at Yuffie* Vincent:*doing drugs in the corner* lol teenage ff7 cloud- plukey guy chating up well endowed teenager barret- kid who says his bad grades are down to the fact hes black and the teacher is a racist Aeris- head cheerleader. Tifa- well endowed cheerleader Cid- behind bikeshed smoking cigarettes Sephiroth- a goth who wants to kill the head cheerleader (yay Sephiroth!) Yuffie- a kid who should be on rittalin Vincent- stilll doing drugs in the corner
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:55 am
Marie-leah Sayneveralways -FFVII KINDERGARTEN- Cloud:*trips and his heads falls through drywall and gets stuck Barret:*playing army man, pretending his right arm got shot off* Aeris:*poking herself in the stomach with a stick* Tifa:*shoving watermelons in her shirt* Cid:*smoking candy cigarettes* Sephiroth:*poking Aeris with a stick in her stomach* Yuffie:*Taking Cait Siths toys.* Cait Sith:*yells like an obnoxious a** at Yuffie* Vincent:*doing drugs in the corner* lol teenage ff7 cloud- plukey guy chating up well endowed teenager barret- kid who says his bad grades are down to the fact hes black and the teacher is a racist Aeris- head cheerleader. Tifa- well endowed cheerleader Cid- behind bikeshed smoking cigarettes Sephiroth- a goth who wants to kill the head cheerleader (yay Sephiroth!) Yuffie- a kid who should be on rittalin Vincent- stilll doing drugs in the corner Adult FF7 Cloud - Short guy with spikey blonde hair and a huge sword Barret- Big black guy with a gun arm Tifa- Well-endowed martial artist Cid- Chain smoker and random spearist Sephiroth- Random punk who wants to take over the world Yuffie- Random girl who wants to own all the money Aeris- Dead xp Vincent- Still doing drugs in the corner
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:52 pm
Deaths Apprentice Marie-leah Sayneveralways -FFVII KINDERGARTEN- Cloud:*trips and his heads falls through drywall and gets stuck Barret:*playing army man, pretending his right arm got shot off* Aeris:*poking herself in the stomach with a stick* Tifa:*shoving watermelons in her shirt* Cid:*smoking candy cigarettes* Sephiroth:*poking Aeris with a stick in her stomach* Yuffie:*Taking Cait Siths toys.* Cait Sith:*yells like an obnoxious a** at Yuffie* Vincent:*doing drugs in the corner* lol teenage ff7 cloud- plukey guy chating up well endowed teenager barret- kid who says his bad grades are down to the fact hes black and the teacher is a racist Aeris- head cheerleader. Tifa- well endowed cheerleader Cid- behind bikeshed smoking cigarettes Sephiroth- a goth who wants to kill the head cheerleader (yay Sephiroth!) Yuffie- a kid who should be on rittalin Vincent- stilll doing drugs in the corner Adult FF7 Cloud - Short guy with spikey blonde hair and a huge sword Barret- Big black guy with a gun arm Tifa- Well-endowed martial artist Cid- Chain smoker and random spearist Sephiroth- Random punk who wants to take over the world Yuffie- Random girl who wants to own all the money Aeris- Dead xp Vincent- Still doing drugs in the corner Old FF7 Cloud - Short, old guy with spikey gray hair, a rusted huge sword which he can't even lift and senile Barret - Big black guy with gray hair with just one hand, the machine gun hand fell off, and walking with a stick Tifa - Old lady lying on the ground and can't get up cause her fallen breasts wont let her Cid - Chain smoker, sitting on a wheelchair and on the brink of life and death Sephiroth - Dead because he tried to absorb all the power in the lifestream, thus destroying the world, twice Yuffie - Not-as-old-as-everyone-else lady who tries to steal materia but can't Aeris - Not getting more alive, but more dead Vincent - In a rehab center, secretly doing drugs in the corner
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:49 pm
*Sephiroth stabs Aeris*
Cloud: lol
Sephiroth: Wait... What's sooo funny?! Why are you laughing?!
Cloud: Errr... lol Maybe you didn't notice... but errr..... Isn't it kinda hard to fall through the roof of a gazebo and fall 20 ft to stab a girl when the roof is only 5 ft above the girl's head? lol
Sephiroth: Wait... WHAT?! eek
Aeris: CLOUD YOU LITERAL a*****e!! *beats Cloud over the head repeatedly with a large steel pole* I'm gonna kick your a** Cloud!! scream scream
Cloud: *getting hit over the head repeatedly* lol lol lol
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