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 Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:16 am
Zeusthunder Fuzzy Necromancer *gift golem walks in* A gift golem is a vaguely humanoid conglomeration of presents, decorative ceramics, wrapping paper, ribbons, colored ornaments, boxes, and tree limbs. The feet are large packages, the head is a clay pot with a gift on either side, the hands are label-makers attached to boxes, and two glowing white candles that give off no heat or smoke serve as its eyes. *attacks gift golem* *the gift golem starts punching and huts her with two slams, labeling her with her real name and online name* *a box and ribbons and wrapping paper engulf her, encasing her in an 8 foot tall present with a label on it saying "Do not open until christmas*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:55 am
Fuzzy Necromancer Zeusthunder Fuzzy Necromancer *gift golem walks in* A gift golem is a vaguely humanoid conglomeration of presents, decorative ceramics, wrapping paper, ribbons, colored ornaments, boxes, and tree limbs. The feet are large packages, the head is a clay pot with a gift on either side, the hands are label-makers attached to boxes, and two glowing white candles that give off no heat or smoke serve as its eyes. *attacks gift golem* *the gift golem starts punching and huts her with two slams, labeling her with her real name and online name* *a box and ribbons and wrapping paper engulf her, encasing her in an 8 foot tall present with a label on it saying "Do not open until christmas*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:02 am
Fuzzy Necromancer Zeusthunder Fuzzy Necromancer *gift golem walks in* A gift golem is a vaguely humanoid conglomeration of presents, decorative ceramics, wrapping paper, ribbons, colored ornaments, boxes, and tree limbs. The feet are large packages, the head is a clay pot with a gift on either side, the hands are label-makers attached to boxes, and two glowing white candles that give off no heat or smoke serve as its eyes. *attacks gift golem* *the gift golem starts punching and huts her with two slams, labeling her with her real name and online name* *a box and ribbons and wrapping paper engulf her, encasing her in an 8 foot tall present with a label on it saying "Do not open until christmas* *tries to break out of present*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:20 am
*snickers*
*has golem produce a party cracker*
*commands it two imprison cerebral ulcer*
*elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk*
eek
s**t.
*hides as the angered golem chases after him for imprisoning its essence in this crude body*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:34 am
Fuzzy Necromancer *snickers* *has golem produce a party cracker* *commands it two imprison cerebral ulcer* *elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk* eek s**t. *hides as the angered golem chases after him for imprisoning its essence in this crude body*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:09 am
*walks in and sits down*
*works on a box of vannilla wafers while he waits for the salon to be fixed*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:29 am
cerebral ulcer Fuzzy Necromancer *snickers* *has golem produce a party cracker* *commands it two imprison cerebral ulcer* *elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk* eek s**t. *hides as the angered golem chases after him for imprisoning its essence in this crude body* Just wrapped up like a present, I was gonna open you later. ;_; *realizes he just gave away his location by talking* eek *golem chases after him* *runs away screaming like 6-year old girl*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:39 am
Fuzzy Necromancer cerebral ulcer Fuzzy Necromancer *snickers* *has golem produce a party cracker* *commands it two imprison cerebral ulcer* *elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk* eek s**t. *hides as the angered golem chases after him for imprisoning its essence in this crude body* Just wrapped up like a present, I was gonna open you later. ;_; *realizes he just gave away his location by talking* eek *golem chases after him* *runs away screaming like 6-year old girl*
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:40 am
cerebral ulcer Fuzzy Necromancer cerebral ulcer Fuzzy Necromancer *snickers* *has golem produce a party cracker* *commands it two imprison cerebral ulcer* *elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk* eek s**t. *hides as the angered golem chases after him for imprisoning its essence in this crude body* Just wrapped up like a present, I was gonna open you later. ;_; *realizes he just gave away his location by talking* eek *golem chases after him* *runs away screaming like 6-year old girl* (OoC: Actually, you didn't get imprisoned, since the golem went berserk before it could obey my commands and now its trying to beat the s**t out of me)
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:43 am
Fuzzy Necromancer cerebral ulcer Fuzzy Necromancer cerebral ulcer Fuzzy Necromancer *snickers* *has golem produce a party cracker* *commands it two imprison cerebral ulcer* *elemental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk* eek s**t. *hides as the angered golem chases after him for imprisoning its essence in this crude body* Just wrapped up like a present, I was gonna open you later. ;_; *realizes he just gave away his location by talking* eek *golem chases after him* *runs away screaming like 6-year old girl* (OoC: Actually, you didn't get imprisoned, since the golem went berserk before it could obey my commands and now its trying to beat the s**t out of me)
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:54 am
*tries to regain control*
*shouts at it*
Gift-Wrap cerebral ulcer!
*rolls his charisma check*
*succeeds*
Whoo-hoo! I OWNZ JOO AGAIN! >_<
(OoC: Gotta goo, shopping time)
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:03 am
Fuzzy Necromancer *tries to regain control* *shouts at it* Gift-Wrap cerebral ulcer! *rolls his charisma check* *succeeds* Whoo-hoo! I OWNZ JOO AGAIN! >_< (OoC: Gotta goo, shopping time)
whee pretty preeesent ~!
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:55 pm
*returns*
What's this? A smexy present for me? eek
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:40 pm
Fuzzy Necromancer *returns* What's this? A smexy present for me? eek can i be let out now?
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:10 pm
Zeusthunder Fuzzy Necromancer *returns* What's this? A smexy present for me? eek can i be let out now? *chuckles in amusement* Hold on a sec. *prepares a vast array of christmas cookies, cakes, and ice cream, fresh pie, candy canes, and other holiday goodies* Okay. *opens the package*
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