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 Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:04 pm
vincent:Im a pretty pony.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:59 pm
Rude: Tonight on "When Chocobo's Attack" we see Sephiroth here getting brutally attacked by a Chocobo, lets go to the video tape
*on the tape*
Sephiroth: Hey there little Chocobo what are you doing all the way out here? OH GOD MY HAND YOU ATE MY HAND!!! AHGHFHGAHGAHHGAHHGGAHGGAGHGAGHAGHAS OH GOD I'M BURNING!!!! FIRE FIRE SO MUCH BLOODAAAHGHAHGHAHGHAHGAHGAHG
Rude: CUT THE TAPE, We can't show the rest of that because our censors would ironically kill us, but I'll explain it too yet, oh man look at what that chocobo is doing, oh my god thats unsanitary, oh look out for that giant pile of....to late, OH MY GOD I MEAN OH GOD I'M MENTALLY SCARED I MEAN GOD WTF WAS THAT OH S*** HE DID IT AGAIN OH GOD I THINK I GONNA PUKE, I MEAN F*** MAN F*** THATS CRAZY S*** RIGHT THERE HOLY CRAP WHAT IN JENOVA'S NAME IS THAT MONSTROCITY!!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:05 am
Character Xmas lists
Cloud: I want hair straightners
Yuffie: I dont want anything... all i want is world peace
Aeris: I want Tifa!
Tifa: What!?! I want a boob reduction
Red: I want a fire extingisher
cait sith: I want to be a real boy...
Don Conero: I want a man!
Vincent: I vant to suck your blood...
Cid: I want tickets to see loveless again
Marlene: i want my real daddy instead of this baffoon
Barret: I want a horsey and I'll love and hug it and squeezy it and name it horsey.
Sephiroth:...riiiight.
Aeris: you havent said what you
Sephiroth: my sainity!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:05 am
*vincent dancing in a pink totoo singing* "I'm a little tea pot"
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:40 pm
Rufus: Give my your opinions, Or receive DEATH!
Reno:...Um, less smokers....
Tseng: More Smokers....
Rufus: I sure theres a way to work that out ^_^
Elena: Block the Vents in the ladies rooms...we get man stink in there....
Rude: Build a glass Womans Facility, and the old one can a lobby asseable only by me. stare
Rufus: That'll work out good ^_^
Scarlet: LOVE ME!!!!
Everyone: stare
Rufus: That wasn't an opinion...Throw her off the side of the building..
Everyone:*while Scarlet is being taken away* YAY!!! PARTY!!PARTY!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:56 pm
*Missionaries knock on the door of the Highwind*
Cid: What the hell do you want?
*sees Sephiroth and Yazoo in white tops, long black pants, and ties*
Sephiroth: Now Now, brother, no need to use that kind of language here *Pats Cid's head*
Yazoo and Sephiroth: Please forgive this blasphemous soul, oh great one!
Cid: eek What the--?
Sephiroth: Here, take a pamphlet.
Yazoo: Yes, you shall learn more from it
Cid: *rips pamphlet* I don't want any! *slams door*
Cloud: Who was it, Cid?
Cid: Just some more of Jenova's Witnesses. stare
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:14 pm
[Satan] *Missionaries knock on the door of the Highwind* Cid: What the hell do you want? *sees Sephiroth and Yazoo in white tops, long black pants, and ties* Sephiroth: Now Now, brother, no need to use that kind of language here *Pats Cid's head* Yazoo and Sephiroth: Please forgive this blasphemous soul, oh great one! Cid: eek What the--? Sephiroth: Here, take a pamphlet. Yazoo: Yes, you shall learn more from it Cid: *rips pamphlet* I don't want any! *slams door* Cloud: Who was it, Cid? Cid: Just some more of Jenova's Witnesses. stare LOL rofl
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:59 pm
Cid: Nyanananananana Hahahahahahaha You guys are loser hahahahahahaha!!!
Cloud, Barret, Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, RedXIII, Cait Sith, Vincent and Sephiroth: Why are we LOSERS??!
Cid: Cause I have followers and they named their cult the C.I.D. Cult so HA!!!! So suck my rotten purple butt
Everyone else: AHhhhh crying We wish we were popular
Aeris and Tifa: Well *They walk up to Cid* Who do we have to sleep with to be popular *They rub his leg*
Cid: Not gonna happen I prefer the Sausage with meatsauce YUM! *Looks at Vincent* No thats a rotten Sausage *Looks at Barret* MMMMHHHMMM
Aeris and Tifa: Fine we'll just sleep with eachother then!!!
Cait Sith: Oh god lets stop CBS
Aeris and Tifa: Whatever fine and we were gonna invite you too cause we wanted some real p***y *Cait sith runs away crying and yelling NOOOOO!!!!!! I was this close!!!!!*
Sephiroth: Then you should sleep with Cloud
Cloud: Yeah he's ri.. HEY!!!
Everyone but Cloud: Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!! He walked right into it xd
RedXIII: Stupid a** Cloud
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:30 am
sephiroth: yuffie Ive been meaning to ask you...
yuffie:yeah
sephiroth: actully I've been meaning to ask you for a long time
yuffie: redface yeah
Sephiroth:....should I die my hair black or will I look to much like Vincent?
Yuffie: What? stare
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:38 am
Marie-leah sephiroth: yuffie Ive been meaning to ask you... yuffie:yeah sephiroth: actully I've been meaning to ask you for a long time yuffie: redface yeah Sephiroth:....should I die my hair black or will I look to much like Vincent? Yuffie: What? stare ((You know Yuffie just wants to be laid))
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:43 am
Yuffie: Everyone I am now about to do a short rap about what happened within theses last ten monthes
Everyone: OK
Yuffie: *Cough* *Cough* testing testing one two three ok here it goes... Fmao ra ra ra boom de a have you had yours today I got mine yesterday from Cloud across the way he paid me 50 cents to go behind the fence, He laid me on the ground and pulled my panties down counted one, two, three, and stuck it into me and counted one to ten and pulled it out again, My father was suprised when he saw my tummy rise and I can't come out today cause juniors on the way
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:03 pm
PsychoSephiroth00 Yuffie: Everyone I am now about to do a short rap about what happened within theses last ten monthes Everyone: OK Yuffie: *Cough* *Cough* testing testing one two three ok here it goes... Fmao ra ra ra boom de a have you had yours today I got mine yesterday from Cloud across the way he paid me 50 cents to go behind the fence, He laid me on the ground and pulled my panties down counted one, two, three, and stuck it into me and counted one to ten and pulled it out again, My father was suprised when he saw my tummy rise and I can't come out today cause juniors on the way lol rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:24 am
Quote: The legend returns! blaugh heart Quote: All Hail THE MASTER .... Dueoh. wink !? *blushes and scratches head* sweatdrop Well...Hello my adoreing fans, lol
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:08 am
Tifa: ALRIGHT GUYS LETS KEEP IT UP! We can beat the ultimate weapon if we keep attacking!
Barret: We may actually win! *shoots a little* Where's Cloud?!
Tifa: Cloud!!! Where are you!?
Cloud: *setting behind a rock in a balled up postion*
Tifa: Cloud what are you doing?! We're so close to defeating Ultimate!
Cloud: Have you ever considered just leaveing Ultimate alone?...
Tifa: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING...
Barret: eek HOLY CRACK PIPES WHAT IT DOING!?
Tifa: confused What now... eek ...*Ultimate weapon lays down and starts to push hard and suddenly another monster comes out of her*
Cloud: *sweating and playing with his fingers*
Tifa: eek It's...Giveing birth...
Barret: eek That baby looks kinda...familiar...
Cloud: *Blushing and playing with his fingers*
Ultimate Weapon: ROOOOOAAAAR!!!
Tifa: eek No...NO!...NO!!!
Barret: eek is that spikey hair and shimering blue eyes on that baby?!
Cloud: whee *blushing*
Tifa: eek .....Cloud...an uh...um...an explination? please! *turns around to find Cloud gone*
Cloud: *over by Ultimate holding a baby 30 times bigger than him and kisses it on its Beak like thingy* ... redface Whaddoya know...I'm a daddy...
Barret: eek .....*makes a nastey discusted looking face*
Tifa: eek ... gonk MY HEART!!! *clutches chest and passes out*
Barret: eek .....*nastey discusted look is stuck on his face as he slowly turns around and walks away*
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