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 Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:25 pm
Hahaha. I hope you aren't so cruel as to actually feed alka-seltzer to a seagull, Azeiel.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:32 pm
Sadly enough I actually have done that. In short its not pretty. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:35 pm
Azeiel The Fallen Sadly enough I actually have done that. In short its not pretty. sweatdrop Aww, man. -Moment of silence-
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:36 pm
I felt bad for it because it was not intentional. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:42 pm
How do you unintentionally feed a seagull an Alka-Seltzer tablet?
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:46 pm
By shoving said tablet violently down its throat while proceeding to make obscene comments about having sexual intercourse with its mother.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:49 pm
Alright here is the deal. I used to live in a house that was on the beach so we had seagulls like mad. Well there was also a stray dog that would come and knock over my trash cans and get into them. Well a friend of mine told me that I should put a few alka seltzer tablets in a piece of meat and when the dog eats it it will give him a stomach ache and he will not come back and get into my trash cans. Well I did that and stuck it on the lid of my can and waited for the dog to come and eat it. I had a small vid. camera setup to watch it while I was gone to see if it ate it or not. Well i went into town for a few hours and when I got back there were feathers and bird guts all over the can and sure enough i checked the tape and the damn thing ate it a few seconds later it went boom. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:52 pm
I'm certain this dog was a master tactician and a proficient user of psychological warfare... that and he made obscene comments about sexual intercourse with the seagull's mother.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:55 pm
Kaz lives in Florida, the only state in the Union that has more seagulls than people. His hate is understandable.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:57 pm
I hate them with a passion. They always s**t on my car right after I wash it. They're right up there with ducks when it comes to ornithological creatures I hate.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:59 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:00 pm
I live in the Willamette Valley here in Oregon, thus we are populated by the pigeons. Unless you go to the coast or river - there you will find seagulls who like to stare at your picnics intently.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:08 pm
The bastards. Have they ever mobilized on your picnic? They're like vultures here when you go to the beach; always hovering around and looking for scraps.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:11 pm
Talking about birds, weird... XD
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