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 Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:34 am
Sephiroth: Tralalala. time to save the world. tralalala.
Cloud: eek arn't you meant to be the bad guy who killed Aeris.
Sephiroth: Why can't you be the bad guy for once cloud?
Cloud: 'Cos I'm a princess. *Strips off his clothes to reveal him in his favourite dress.
Sephiroth:Awe i want a dress. Runs out to the tailor and returnes in a dress.
Cloud: Mines still better then yous.
Sephiroth: Nah-ah
Cloud: Well at least i have a date.
Sephiroth: Oh yeah with who?
Cloud: ~says in a dream voice~ Baret. *runs to his dresser and starts to apply make up*
Sephiroth: Yeah well.....Me and....Red XIII have something going on. *Starts applying make up as well*
Yuffie: Walks into Sephiroth's and Cloud's room* Cloud i have been thinking abit and have decided that you can keep your mater.... eek T...i...f...a
Aeris: Nope not Tifa but me, And guess what!? I decided that death was to dull and boring so yeah i'm back.
Sephiroth: Oh hello Aeris, I'm ahhh sorry about the whole sword incident.
Aeris: Nah it's okay, i guess i kind of deserved cheating on you with both reno and cloud. *looks at cloud* hmm i thought you hated that dress?
Cloud: ahhhhh........ummm.....
Aeris: Oh well.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:47 am
Cloud: "&@^
Barret: stop nicking my lines you meanie....
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:33 am
The most random, stupid "Things you'd never hear FF 7 Characters Say!!" act:
Cloud: I just saved the world by switching to Geico! blaugh *stabs himself with his Buster Sword*
Tifa: My doctor told me to go on a diet, so I started eating five slices of pizza a day!
Barret: The play is over? Okay. *takes off his gun arm*
Cait Sith: Why do I have a zipper? And why don't I have a girlfriend yet!? crying
Yuffie: I'm practicing with my Conformer! *slices herself in half by accident*
Vincent: I want to suck your blood evil *puts his lips on Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: w00t, I have a girlfriend! blaugh
Vincent: (realizes Cait Sith has no blood) Sorry, I meant to suck Barret's blood stare
Cid: (straps himself to a rocket) Heh heh, he'll never find me up here!
Cloud: Ready or not, here I come! biggrin
(The rocket begins to launch)
Cid: Oh crap... stare
Sephiroth: LOUDER, COME ON, LOUDER! scream
Sephiroth's Choir: ESTUANS, INTERIUS, IRA VEHEMENTI, SEPHIROTH!! gonk
*Aeris floats up to the surface of the lake*
Aeris: (opens her eyes) What happened? confused
Cait Sith: I JUST GOT AN IMPLANT, See!? biggrin (Censored)
Everyone: stare ...
Cloud: Thanks for sharing that with us... stare
Cait Sith: Oh, and I take a comb and--
Tifa: NO, don't...say...anything...CUT! eek
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:12 pm
Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud! Cloud: Eh, warum nicht? Aeris: o.O? What's with the German? Tifa: Wir tun nur so. (If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best) *PS: My German sucks* trancelate Sephiroth: I love you Cloud! Cloud: eh? why not? Aeris: whats with all the German Tifa: we only pretend so (it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh ) Oh yeah? Well then Sephiroth: Mourir! Aeris: Non! (My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time) My mum is fluent in french btw Sephiroth: Dying! Aeris: no! blaugh Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!)
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:15 pm
Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud! Cloud: Eh, warum nicht? Aeris: o.O? What's with the German? Tifa: Wir tun nur so. (If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best) *PS: My German sucks* trancelate Sephiroth: I love you Cloud! Cloud: eh? why not? Aeris: whats with all the German Tifa: we only pretend so (it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh ) Oh yeah? Well then Sephiroth: Mourir! Aeris: Non! (My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time) My mum is fluent in french btw Sephiroth: Dying! Aeris: no! blaugh Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!) Oh, I know some Dutch. Let's see.... Sephiroth: I am a pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, no Sephiroth: I am sad Yay! I did it, or at least I think so O.o
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:48 pm
ShadowLord99 The most random, stupid "Things you'd never hear FF 7 Characters Say!!" act: Cloud: I just saved the world by switching to Geico! blaugh *stabs himself with his Buster Sword* Tifa: My doctor told me to go on a diet, so I started eating five slices of pizza a day! Barret: The play is over? Okay. *takes off his gun arm* Cait Sith: Why do I have a zipper? And why don't I have a girlfriend yet!? crying Yuffie: I'm practicing with my Conformer! *slices herself in half by accident* Vincent: I want to suck your blood evil *puts his lips on Cait Sith* Cait Sith: w00t, I have a girlfriend! blaugh Vincent: (realizes Cait Sith has no blood) Sorry, I meant to suck Barret's blood stare Cid: (straps himself to a rocket) Heh heh, he'll never find me up here! Cloud: Ready or not, here I come! biggrin (The rocket begins to launch) Cid: Oh crap... stare Sephiroth: LOUDER, COME ON, LOUDER! scream Sephiroth's Choir: ESTUANS, INTERIUS, IRA VEHEMENTI, SEPHIROTH!! gonk *Aeris floats up to the surface of the lake* Aeris: (opens her eyes) What happened? confused Cait Sith: I JUST GOT AN IMPLANT, See!? biggrin (Censored) Everyone: stare ... Cloud: Thanks for sharing that with us... stare Cait Sith: Oh, and I take a comb and-- Tifa: NO, don't...say...anything...CUT! eek Director: HELL NO!!! I wanna see what he says! Keep recording! Tifa: Stupid [ Bleep ] [ Bleep ] [ Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp] *bleep runs out*... ucking son of a b***h
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:49 pm
Barret: I found that if I tickle my butt-hole, I tend to get a little moist in the pants.
Cloud: eek *starts going hard*
Cid: eek GOOD HEAVENS COVER YOURSELF MAN!
Vincent: eek ~poink~
Cid: eek V. I didnt think you could stoop that low man!
Vincent: redface Well Cloud made me do it *blushing*...
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:50 pm
Onmyoji Seimei Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud! Cloud: Eh, warum nicht? Aeris: o.O? What's with the German? Tifa: Wir tun nur so. (If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best) *PS: My German sucks* trancelate Sephiroth: I love you Cloud! Cloud: eh? why not? Aeris: whats with all the German Tifa: we only pretend so (it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh ) Oh yeah? Well then Sephiroth: Mourir! Aeris: Non! (My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time) My mum is fluent in french btw Sephiroth: Dying! Aeris: no! blaugh Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!) Oh, I know some Dutch. Let's see.... Sephiroth: I am a pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, no Sephiroth: I am sad Yay! I did it, or at least I think so O.o Thank you that man... all got there was pizza! Haha it looks like your game is up Prof_hojo! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:42 pm
Marie-leah Onmyoji Seimei Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Oh yeah? Well then Sephiroth: Mourir! Aeris: Non! (My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time) My mum is fluent in french btw Sephiroth: Dying! Aeris: no! blaugh Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!) Oh, I know some Dutch. Let's see.... Sephiroth: I am a pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, no Sephiroth: I am sad Yay! I did it, or at least I think so O.o Thank you that man... all got there was pizza! Haha it looks like your game is up Prof_hojo! blaugh But I'll continue it... In one of the two languages I know apart from english Cloud: Quiero usar un vestido otra vez!!! Aeris: Esta bien, aqui esta *le da el vestido* Cloud: Yay! soy muy linda con mi vestido!
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:09 pm
Sen_Strife Marie-leah Onmyoji Seimei Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Prof_Hojo Oh yeah? Well then Sephiroth: Mourir! Aeris: Non! (My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time) My mum is fluent in french btw Sephiroth: Dying! Aeris: no! blaugh Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!) Oh, I know some Dutch. Let's see.... Sephiroth: I am a pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, no Sephiroth: I am sad Yay! I did it, or at least I think so O.o Thank you that man... all got there was pizza! Haha it looks like your game is up Prof_hojo! blaugh But I'll continue it... In one of the two languages I know apart from english Cloud: Quiero usar un vestido otra vez!!! Aeris: Esta bien, aqui esta *le da el vestido* Cloud: Yay! soy muy linda con mi vestido! damn you...
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:57 pm
Dueoh H. Barret: I found that if I tickle my butt-hole, I tend to get a little moist in the pants. Cloud: eek *starts going hard* Cid: eek GOOD HEAVENS COVER YOURSELF MAN! Vincent: eek ~poink~ Cid: eek V. I didnt think you could stoop that low man! Vincent: redface Well Cloud made me do it *blushing*... Dueoh's back!
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:23 pm
Dueoh H. Barret: I found that if I tickle my butt-hole, I tend to get a little moist in the pants. Cloud: eek *starts going hard* Cid: eek GOOD HEAVENS COVER YOURSELF MAN! Vincent: eek ~poink~ Cid: eek V. I didnt think you could stoop that low man! Vincent: redface Well Cloud made me do it *blushing*... The legend returns! blaugh heart
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:17 pm
Marie-leah Sen_Strife Marie-leah Onmyoji Seimei Prof_Hojo cry Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!) Oh, I know some Dutch. Let's see.... Sephiroth: I am a pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, no Sephiroth: I am sad Yay! I did it, or at least I think so O.o Thank you that man... all got there was pizza! Haha it looks like your game is up Prof_hojo! blaugh But I'll continue it... In one of the two languages I know apart from english Cloud: Quiero usar un vestido otra vez!!! Aeris: Esta bien, aqui esta *le da el vestido* Cloud: Yay! soy muy linda con mi vestido! damn you...
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:09 pm
Prof_Hojo Marie-leah Sen_Strife Marie-leah Onmyoji Seimei Prof_Hojo cry Fine then Sephiroth: Ik ben een pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, geen stare Sephiroth: Ik ben droevig crying (Ha! It's in Dutch this time!) Oh, I know some Dutch. Let's see.... Sephiroth: I am a pizza! Cloud: Ha ha, no Sephiroth: I am sad Yay! I did it, or at least I think so O.o Thank you that man... all got there was pizza! Haha it looks like your game is up Prof_hojo! blaugh But I'll continue it... In one of the two languages I know apart from english Cloud: Quiero usar un vestido otra vez!!! Aeris: Esta bien, aqui esta *le da el vestido* Cloud: Yay! soy muy linda con mi vestido! damn you... o.O
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:49 pm
Dueoh H. Barret: I found that if I tickle my butt-hole, I tend to get a little moist in the pants. Cloud: eek *starts going hard* Cid: eek GOOD HEAVENS COVER YOURSELF MAN! Vincent: eek ~poink~ Cid: eek V. I didnt think you could stoop that low man! Vincent: redface Well Cloud made me do it *blushing*... All Hail THE MASTER .... Dueoh. wink
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