Crimson Enigma
Kutie25
Cleoing?! OH! I get it! Like Miss Cleo! she can supposedly tell the futre!
*is reminded of a comic in the newspaper a few months ago, "Pearls Before Swine", by Stephan Pastis*
"Talking to the Dead, with your host, Rat.
Rat: Is ther a Karen in the studio audience tonight?
Karen: Yes, me!...It's me!...I'm here with my brother...
Brother: Hullooooo...Hi there...
Rat: And I'm told that you have a cousin who's passed.
Karen: We do...Yes, we do...
Rat: Wait...wait...I think he's here...I think this is him...He's telling me that when his life ended, his heart.........His heart......Stopped?
Karen: Yes! Yes! When he died, his heart stopped.
Rat: And I think...I think.........I think I'm seeing his face...Did your cousin have...did he have......a forehead?
Karen: Yes! He did! He did!
Rat: Whoa...Hang on...I'm feeling this very strong...he's...he's...giving me his name...yes...Hi is giving me his name...is it.........is it......is it...........Bob?
Brother: IT'S HIM!!! *is wearing a shirt that says "We miss Bob"*
Karen: WE LOVE YOU, BOB!! *is wearing a shirt that says "Talk to us Bob"*
Audience member: Wow...How does he DO that?
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