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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:19 pm
Aakiyana One I made form the concept of the earlier one, but I added in me and how Stephy treats me. crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:19 pm
Okay, I lied- I'm going to tell one more.
My friend told me this one a while back.
There was a guy who was driving drunk, and a cop pulled him over.
The cop smelled the car for alchohol, and asked the man, "Have you been drinking this evening, sir?"
The man replied, "No, officer, jusss water."
The cop said, "That's funny, because I smell wine." The man looked at the cop, smiled, and yelled "Ah! The good Lord done it again!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:21 pm
One Steph made when I told her I was hot. stare
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@Duran: Yeah I know. :XP Lol, but it's never serious, we like poking fun at race.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:22 pm
A guy goes to the doctor and says
"Hey doc, I have this problem, my c**k is 25 inches long and women are scared to sleep with me"
The doctor replies
"I can see how that could be a problem, unfortunately, there is nothing I can do for you.. Here is the location of a witch doctor who may be able to help you."
The guy hops a plane and goes to Africa to find the witch doctor, whereupon he reiterates his dilemma. The witch doctor replies
"I can not help you myself, but I do know of a remedy. Go down by the watering hole, there is a frog there, ask it to marry you, and each time it says no, you will lose 5 inches."
The guy goes to the watering hole and finds the frog, he thinks to himself "this better work"
He says to the frog "Frog, will you marry me?
the frog replies "no"
and 5 inches disappear
the guys asks again "frog will you marry me?'
and again the frog says "no"
and 5 more inches disappear
By now the guy is really excited and thiks "hmm one more time should do it"
He asks for the last time "frog will you marry me?
The frog relies "How many times do i have to ******** tell you NO! NO! NO!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:26 pm
Stephy hates Bono. 3nodding
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Poor Bono.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:27 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:28 pm
okok time for family guy >________>
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
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Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
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Lois (to Stewie): Come on sweetie, eat your broccoli. It's good for you! Here comes the airplane!
Stewie (to Lois): Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers!
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Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.
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Lois: What kind of egotistical, selfish, moronic and idiotic person would get liposuction... Who? WHO?
(Peter walks in at half of his weight)
Stewie: Oh my God... It has finally happened, he has become so massive that he collapsed into himself like a neutron star.
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Peter (drunk and naked at a wine tasting): Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:32 pm
I always wondered what white people thought when they walked past the projects....
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:34 pm
This will only make sense if you've played Kingdom Hearts, But I think it's worth posting whee It's really funny xd
]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TQjSb6cVAG4
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:34 pm
It's not really that funny, but moreso kinda cute.
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