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 Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:38 am
* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P
hey...legal age is 12 in some countries...
8 in Taiwan
EIGHT!?
* Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport
I do love a good-- 8?!
* Morpheus nods as he watches Jer go to get a passport
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:29 pm
littlerose7287@aol.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
Frosted Porn Flakes is this guy's SN.
Aeshma Daema says:
FORCEDED ******** Daema says:
THEEEY'RE RRRAAAPE!
littlerose7287@aol.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
XD
littlerose7287@aol.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
I can never look at frost flakes again...
Aeshma Daema says:
XD
littlerose7287@aol.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
*Twitches.*
littlerose7287@aol.com (E-mail address not verified) says:
The frosting is white...
Aeshma Daema says:
AHAHA.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:35 pm
Me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/LokeLankai/1187917271277.jpgRonin: I need that Ronin: people can call me "Big Mac" Me: XD Ronin: or Mac Daddy Me: Mac Daddy sounds better. Me: You can wear a pimp coat with it. Me: As well as the hat and cane. Ronin: course Ronin: I'll get a gold grill too Ronin: and an iced out chain with a big platinum box of fries Me: XD Ronin: the grill will have M's in the centre of each section Me: You can't finish the outfit without something McNugget related. Ronin: hmmm Ronin: I'll but a mcnugget box over my nuts Ronin: as a cup
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:33 pm
Side-note: Why am I the only one contributing to this thread anymore? xd
«@ Eagleon» “What's a ’slit-licker’?” Suzi asked, bewildered.
«@ Eagleon» “It means she likes to eat p***y,” Maliko said, which elicited a yelp of terror from Suzi.
«@ Eagleon» “What’s your problem now?” Sooni asked her.
«@ Eagleon» “I thought she only eated humans!” she said, a look of horror on her cat-like face.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:47 pm
Because the rest of us have amusing conversations via other avenues?
Or they happen in person
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:18 pm
That's because, you're the only one with epic conversations? XP
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:57 pm
yeah, most of my really epic conversations involve inside jokes and things that make everyone around me stare at us lik we just got out of the loony bin....... rolleyes As though we ever left
((although it probally won't stop me from putting at least one down eventually))
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:25 pm
Leer, you made the mistake of not only knowing Iden, but ME as well. You'll never be sane again. If you get a chance one day, ask Wyre how I, aha, provided talking material for his breaks at school.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:36 am
Job interviews gone wrong:
Q. Give an example in your life when you have had to work really hard to get a reward.
A. I masturbated, it took a while and my hand went numb but after a while it felt nice !
Q. Have you ever worked in a group/team and if so how did it go ?
A. Yeah this one time i invited 7 guys over my house and i managed to fit at least 4 in my.....
Q. Do you have any previous experience with this type of work ?
A. No but ive always wanted to be an actor.
Q. Do you have any criminal history or time unspent in prison ?
A. Errrm...*gulp* ....noooo ? *releases grip on gun which lays on inside jacket pocket*
Q.What is your expected salary ?
A. About double what your about to offer me.
Q. Do you have any holidays planned ?
A. No, im an imigrant and this is my holiday.
Q. Are you willing to work over holiday periods, i. e christmas, halloween ?
A. No, on christmas im going to be getting wasted, unless you want a drunk running your store full of booze . And as for halloween theres NO WAY im returning my Teletubbies costume .
Q. So how do you think your written test went ?
A. im guessing it came back negative as i fell asleep in my coffee after i filled in my name ?
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:25 pm
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:21 PM):
Mmm.
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:21 PM):
Snot.
littlerose7287@aol.com says (10:21 PM):
It's lube. >>
Willow Greye says (10:21 PM):
As yeah. Instead of having mucus come out mah nose. D= Inste-
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:21 PM):
I like the way you think.
Willow Greye says (10:21 PM):
WTF LISA?!
littlerose7287@aol.com says (10:21 PM):
LMAO
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
He's been hanging around me too long.
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
My fault.
Willow Greye says (10:22 PM):
WHAT. THE. ******** Greye says (10:22 PM):
D<
Willow Greye says (10:22 PM):
So Lisa's a guy now?
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
Except for the boombs.
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
..
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
Boobs* o_o
Willow Greye says (10:22 PM):
...did she get abducted by Aliens, or what? ._.
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
The uterus.
£øĶé £åÑķÅï says (10:22 PM):
The CHILD.
Willow Greye says (10:22 PM):
-pokes the pregnant guy-
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:12 pm
Wolfie says (5:58 PM):
...Dirt demon?
littlerose7287@aol.com says (5:59 PM):
Something along the succubus line... but not so succubus. X.x
littlerose7287@aol.com says (5:59 PM):
This is Rose after all..xD
littlerose7287@aol.com says (5:59 PM):
It'd explain a thing or two!
Wolfie says (5:59 PM):
...nah. that sounds to much like the vacuum cleaner brand...
littlerose7287@aol.com says (5:59 PM):
LMAO
Wolfie says (5:59 PM):
Could just be an ice demon?
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Blacken the cursed sun. says (5:59 PM):
Actually.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Blacken the cursed sun. says (5:59 PM):
Why that hasn't been marketed is beyond me.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Blacken the cursed sun. says (6:00 PM):
"SUCCUBUS BRAND VACCUUM CLEANERS. THEY'LL SUCK -YOUR- FLOOR DRY!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:43 pm
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
Mage :3
Rosie says:
Ahh.
Rosie says:
Nice.
Rosie says:
Frost or Fire?
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
Arcane fire.
....Some five-six minutes later....
Rosie says:
When I'd get on Lee's druid and play, I was horrid. XD
Rosie says:
It took me awhile to get use to how to play a druid the right way.
Rosie says:
Once I got use to it, I thought it was easy. But not as easy as a lock. XDD
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
lol
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
Try being a mage and told not to pull aggro >.>;
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Blacken the cursed sun. says:
TRY BEING A NORMAL PERSON WITH A LIFE WHO DOESN'T TALK ABOUT WOW ALL DAY.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Blacken the cursed sun. says:
NOW THERE'S A CHALLENGE.
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
I TRIED MAN!
Rosie says:
XDD
Wolfie says:
xD
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
IT'S TOO HARD!
Wolfie says:
Thank you Jer.
Shadow - MOAR DOTS! says:
;~;
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:09 pm
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:38 pm
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:26 PM):
My ears weren't ringing.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:26 PM):
That was my smoke detector.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:26 PM):
Someone sat it down by a ******** candle.
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:26 PM):
LMAO
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:26 PM):
Who the ******** is that retarded that I let live with me?
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:26 PM):
WHO, GODDAMNIT?!
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:26 PM):
I WANT ANSWERS.
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:27 PM):
Sounds like something a guy would do. >>
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:27 PM):
Shut the hell up.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:27 PM):
Guys don't light candles.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:27 PM):
>:/
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:27 PM):
The only time I ever lit a candle was if I knew my girlfriend was coming over and my room was ******** rank.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:27 PM):
AND GODDAMNIT I'M GOING TO BREAK THIS ******** THING BRBRHASDJKVSDMAJIGVSDMKFCAS
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:27 PM):
XD
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:28 PM):
I use to burn candles... when I could find where the lighters were hidden. >>
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:28 PM):
I dunno why they hidden them on me... <<
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:29 PM):
I'm technically not allowed to USE a lighter thanks to a stunt I pulled on school property. ^_^
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:30 PM):
XD
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:30 PM):
What'd you do?
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:31 PM):
Football field + that scene in The Crow where he makes his insignia out of burning gas = people like Joe Lieberman and Jack Thompson saying video games and movies are rotting our brains and telling us what to do.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:31 PM):
It just so happened that my insignia was a giant, very detailed p***s.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:31 PM):
And there was a pot-copter flying overhead.
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:32 PM):
XDDD
Wolfie says (5:32 PM):
..
Wolfie says (5:32 PM):
XD
Rosie - 49 More Days. ^^ says (5:32 PM):
Nice.
Wolfie says (5:32 PM):
XDDD
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:32 PM):
Yeah, seriously.
Wolfie says (5:32 PM):
xD I bet the guys in the copter were wishing they had some cameras for laughs.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:32 PM):
I had JUST lit the thing.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:32 PM):
And I was gonna take a picture once I climbed ontop of the bathrooms.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:33 PM):
And then I see a bright light.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:33 PM):
Serious, first thought: OH s**t ALIENS.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - Sick! says (5:33 PM):
And they're like "DON'T YOU ******** MOVE YOU LITTLE PERVERT."
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