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 Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:25 am
*Things that never should have been
1.Solar powered flashlight
2.Water proof spunge
3.Glow in the dark sunglasses
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:03 am
Glow in the dark sunglasses......cool cool
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:01 pm
Yo!Biotch!! Glow in the dark sunglasses......cool cool *is weighing the thought of weather or not he should shoot him*
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:52 pm
Bokken_Sword Yo!Biotch!! Glow in the dark sunglasses......cool cool *is weighing the thought of weather or not he should shoot him* o.o;;;;;; *can already guess what he is thinking* Um.....how about some mexican food instead? *holds out a burrito*
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:50 pm
Yo!Biotch!! Bokken_Sword Yo!Biotch!! Glow in the dark sunglasses......cool cool *is weighing the thought of weather or not he should shoot him* o.o;;;;;; *can already guess what he is thinking* Um.....how about some mexican food instead? *holds out a burrito* *weighs the thought of weather to eat the mexican food or weather to act out a seen from "Once apon a time in Mexico* hehe twisted *he puts on his sunglasses and pulls out a sawed off and aims it at jak* Say hello to Diablo for me
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:56 pm
surprised ) THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE surprised )
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
a pig
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on., ~heeeheeee~ !!!!!!!!
I like the last one...
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:00 pm
HHAHAHHAHHA*Has fallen down laughing *HAHAHAHAH GOOD One shini*whips tear from eye*
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:09 pm
Actual Newspaper Ads!!!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:22 am
okay but I didn't get the "WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie"
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:59 pm
xd *falls on the ground laughing his a** off* Nice *has to superglue his a** back on*
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:54 pm
No, but then again you didn't have to look at me gluing my a** back on either o.o;;;;
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:25 pm
thats what I was talking about you fool
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:35 pm
As, like....you didn't have to watch it....you could've turned your head away from it or something...................o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *ahem* >.>;; ....Anyway...
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