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 Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:47 pm
He ate all the fudge pops!
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:09 am
She bites the tips off her otter pops! gonk rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:16 pm
I divorced him because I couldn't stand one more verse of "Master of the House" Aaaaahhhhh!!! gonk lol
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:49 pm
I divorced her cause she stole my fashion sense!
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:24 pm
(I totally called that!)
I divorced her because she shot the neighbors' dogs for howling all night then blamed me for it.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:31 pm
I divorced him because he turned me in.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:39 pm
...to a squealer! xd
I divorced because she started slipping arsenic into my water. She knew full well I preferred cyanide. Mmmmm... peachy!
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:14 pm
rofl Sure of yourself aren't you?
I divorced him because he kept telling me that disco was dead! crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:28 pm
I divorced her because she accused me of stealing her fashion sense.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:29 pm
i divorce her cause she spends more time with others than with me... crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:16 pm
I divorced her because she was too dang bright!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:50 pm
I divorced her because her unpredictability extended to things I needed predictable. I.e.; I would prefer she not urinate in the potted plants.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:27 pm
He did not accept my explanation that urine was more nutritious to the plants.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:33 pm
Only October Girl He did not accept my explanation that urine was more nutritious to the plants. It was a silk, artificial ficus!
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:39 pm
He was unwilling to branch out to new activities (e.g. peeing on the fake plants).
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