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 Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:10 am
Lmao this thread is great xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:54 am
I sent her the PM but i thought i might as well tell u what happend when i saw Bevinkb's Siggy:
okay when i saw your sigggy (and yes this is literal not like fake symbolic rofl):
me: eek OMGIGOAHH !!11111!!!!*starts choking* *chir looses balence* *chair bounces back into the computer desk, making my chest hit desk* *pain* *still having a near heart attack* *tries to regain balance* *falls off chair sideways onto floor* WTF?!?
*lifts head up to see* *bangs head against top of table from under it*
*falls back down* *stuggles to pul herself out from under my computer table* *tries to sit up but pulls hand is ontop of my hair making me unable to get up*(yes i have long hair. to my waist. black hair. pple call me that one girl from the ring at school. i think the name is Nasha or something)
me: ...-_-. . .
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:57 pm
Ookay, I got a total of two people who freaked at my picture thus far. In case you don't know what I'm talking about...  In case you did freak at my sig, please PM me your reaction. xd : I got the orinigal pic of Gambino at the top of his newly built mansion and after chatting with him. To Shrub Phantom: MY PICTRE! OUT FRONT! NOW! Pwease?
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:20 pm
Raoul: Christine, would you mind signing this life insurance for you over to me in case coughyoucough die?
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:18 pm
Kitsune Ookami Christine: *sings "Touch-A-Touch Me" from Rocky Horror Picture Show* Yay! Erik: Damnit, Christine! (Get it? Damnit Janet?)
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:09 pm
Kaliea_1 I sent her the PM but i thought i might as well tell u what happend when i saw Bevinkb's Siggy: okay when i saw your sigggy (and yes this is literal not like fake symbolic rofl): me: eek OMGIGOAHH !!11111!!!!*starts choking* *chir looses balence* *chair bounces back into the computer desk, making my chest hit desk* *pain* *still having a near heart attack* *tries to regain balance* *falls off chair sideways onto floor* WTF?!? *lifts head up to see* *bangs head against top of table from under it* *falls back down* *stuggles to pul herself out from under my computer table* *tries to sit up but pulls hand is ontop of my hair making me unable to get up*( yes i have long hair. to my waist. black hair. pple call me that one girl from the ring at school. i think the name is Nasha or something)me: ...-_-. . . The girl's name is Samara. O_o And all I did was look away when the page loaded and then turn around and screamed. XD Like, "HOLY COW WTF IS THA-- ..oh. Hi Gambino. o_o" and then proceeded to laugh. Raoul: I..have something to confess Christine. Christine: You're a woman? Raoul: No! Christine: You've really been sleeping with Meg? Raoul: NO! Christine: Then what?! Raoul: ...I'm gay. Christine: ..What? Raoul: Well come on! You can't think any man with the name of Raoul is straight!
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:15 pm
Three! Three people I've freaked out so far!
Mwahahaha! (a la The Count)
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:52 pm
Raoul: "I'm sorry I'm stuck-up, pretty, and a fop. Here Erik, you're the more intelligent and profound one.... 3nodding "
Everyone knows Raoul is selfish and child-like so that should be a funny picture to see.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:13 pm
((Basically part of "Down Once More", but with a few "minor adjustments))
Raoul: *in wedding dress* Have you gorged yourself at last, in your lust for blood?
Am I now to be prey to your lust for flesh?
Erik: That fate, which condemns me to wallow in blood
has also denied me the joys of the flesh ...
this face - the infection which poisons our love ...
This face, which earned a mother's fear and loathing ...
A mask, my first unfeeling scrap of clothing ...
Pity comes too late -
turn around and face your fate:
An eternity of this before your eyes!
Raoul: This haunted face holds no horror for me now ...
It's in your soul that the true distortion lies ...
Erik: Wait! I think, my dear, we have a guest!
Ma'm, this is indeed an unparalleled delight!
I had rather hoped that you would come
And now my wish comes true - You have truly made my night!
Christine: Free him!
Do what you like, only free him!
Have you no pity?
Erik: Your lover makes a passionate plea
Raoul: He's right Christine it's useless----
Nadir: WAIT! This is totally wrong! I object!
Erik: Nadir I thought you were more liberal than that!
Nadir: I mean..I....I....*runs away* I could NEVER compete!
ALW: WHY DOES NO ONE STICK TO THE SCRIPT! NADIR I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WEREN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH SO WE REPLACED YOU WITH A MONKEY!
Nadir: If Foofie-Poo was still alive he'd whoop your a**! I MISS FOOFIE-POO THE BUNNY crying
Mme. Giry: And the moral of this story is....Forty Two!
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:32 pm
Kitsune Ookami ((Basically part of "Down Once More", but with a few "minor adjustments)) Raoul: *in wedding dress* Have you gorged yourself at last, in your lust for blood? Am I now to be prey to your lust for flesh? Erik: That fate, which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh ... this face - the infection which poisons our love ... This face, which earned a mother's fear and loathing ... A mask, my first unfeeling scrap of clothing ... Pity comes too late - turn around and face your fate: An eternity of this before your eyes! Raoul: This haunted face holds no horror for me now ... It's in your soul that the true distortion lies ... Erik: Wait! I think, my dear, we have a guest! Ma'm, this is indeed an unparalleled delight! I had rather hoped that you would come And now my wish comes true - You have truly made my night! Christine: Free him! Do what you like, only free him! Have you no pity? Erik: Your lover makes a passionate plea Raoul: He's right Christine it's useless---- Nadir: WAIT! This is totally wrong! I object! Erik: Nadir I thought you were more liberal than that! Nadir: I mean..I....I....*runs away* I could NEVER compete! ALW: WHY DOES NO ONE STICK TO THE SCRIPT! NADIR I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WEREN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH SO WE REPLACED YOU WITH A MONKEY! Nadir: If Foofie-Poo was still alive he'd whoop your a**! I MISS FOOFIE-POO THE BUNNY crying Mme. Giry: And the moral of this story is....Forty Two! I heart this one! Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:53 pm
Raoul : Shut up
and sleep with me
Come on why don't you sleep with me
Shut up
and sleep with me
Come on uh huh and sleep with me(repeat 4X.)
I love your body
Not so much I like your mind
Infact you're boring
Pretend not being of my kind
You keep on talking of some girl I don't know
When will you shut up and when will we go
You were young, you're free,
Why don't you sleep with me?(repeat 1X)
Shut up
and sleep with me
Come on why don't you sleep with me
Shut up
and sleep with me
Come on uh huh and sleep with me(repeat 2X)
Don't you listen to those old conventions
No try to suppress your real intentions
You're open minded, at least that's what you keep on sayin'
Don't be afraid of doing what you're best at
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
Shut up...up...up
Shut up
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:27 pm
Spoof of the Avenue Q song "Sucks to be me"
Christine
Morning, Erik!
Erik
Hi, Christine.
Christine
How's life?
Erik
Disappointing!
Christine
What's the matter?
Erik
The caterine company
laid me off.
Christine
Oh, I'm sorry!
Erik
Me too! I mean, look at me!
I'm ten years out of college, and I
always thought -
Christine
What?
Erik
No, it sounds stupid.
Christine
Aww, come on!
Erik
When I was little
I thought I would be...
Christine
What?
Erik
A big comedian
on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
Christine
Nope!
Erik
Oh Well,
It sucks to be me.
Christine
Nooo.
Erik
It sucks to be me.
Christine
No!
Erik
It sucks to be broke
and unemployed
and turning thirty-three.
It sucks to be me.
Christine
Oh, you think your life sucks?
Erik
I think so.
Christine
Your problems aren't so bad!
I'm kinda pretty
And pretty damn smart.
Erik
You are.
Christine
Thanks!
I like romantic things
Like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart
So why don't I have
A ******** sucks to be me!
Erik
Me too.
Christine
It sucks to be me.
Erik
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be Erik...
Christine
And Christine...
Erik
To not have a job!
Christine
To not have a date!
BOTH
It sucks to be me.
Erik
Hey, Andre, Fermin, can you
settle something for us?
Do you have a second?
Andre
Ah, certainly.
Christine
Whose life sucks more?
Erik's or mine?
Fermin AND Andre
Ours!
Andre
We live together.
Fermin
We're as close
As people can get.
Andre
We've been the best
of buddies...
Fermin
Ever since the
Day we met.
Andre
So he knows lots
Of ways to make me
Really upset.
Oh, every day is
An aggravation.
Fermin
Come on, that's
an exaggeration!
Andre
You leave your
clothes out.
You put your feet
On my chair.
Fermin
Oh yeah?
You do such a**l
Things like ironing
Your underwear.
Andre
You make that very
Small apartment
We share a hell.
Fermin
So do you,
That's why I'm in hell too!
Andre
It sucks to be me!
Fermin
No, it sucks to be me!
Christine
It sucks to be me!
Erik
It sucks to be me!
ALL
Is there anybody here
It doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
Meg
Why you all so happy?
Christine
Becuase our lives suck!
Meg
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly? Ha!
I coming to this country
For opportunities.
Tried to work in
Korean deli
But I am Japanese.
But with hard work
I earn two Master's Degrees
In social work!
And now I a therapist!
But I have no clients
And I have an
Unemployed fiance'!
And we have lots
Of bills to pay!
It suck to be me!
It suck to be me!
I say it
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-
Suck!
It suck to be me!
Raoul
Excuse me?
Erik
Hey there.
Raoul
Sorry to bother you, but I'm
looking for a place to live.
Meg
Why you looking all
the way out here?
Raoul
Well, I started at Avenue A,
but so far everything is out
of my price range. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!
Erik
You need to talk to
the superintendent.
Let me get him.
Raoul
Great, thanks!
Erik
Yo, Gary!
GARY COLEMAN
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!
Raoul
Oh my God!
It's Gary Coleman!
GARY COLEMAN
Yes I am!
I'm Gary Coleman
From TV's
Diff'rent Strokes
I made a lotta money
That got stolen
By my folks!
Now I'm broke and
I'm the butt
Of everyone's jokes,
But I'm here -
The Superintendent!
On Avenue Q -
ALL
It sucks to be you.
Christine
You win!
ALL
It sucks to be you.
Erik
I feel better now!
GARY COLEMAN
Try having people
stopping you to ask you
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
It gets old.
ALL
It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
'Til our dreams
Come true,
We live on Avenue Q!
Raoul
This is real life!
ALL
We live on Avenue Q!
Fermin
You're gonna love it!
ALL
We live on Avenue Q!
GARY COLEMAN
Here's your keys!
ALL
Welcome to Avenue Q!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:07 pm
Ave. Q rocks ^^ brilliant ^^
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:12 pm
Kitsune Ookami Ave. Q rocks ^^ brilliant ^^ thanks!!! i can totally related to it!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:21 pm
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