1. It was only after banning homosexuality on German soil that the government realized a large and rather obvious loophole.
2. Few people knew about Justin, Poseidon's openly-gay son.
3. Homosexuals have a much smaller Naval force than the Village People led everyone to believe.
4. As they wandered through the desert, Joe began to see mirages of water. However, Steven had other things on his mind.
5.One small typo in the Lifeguard Regulations, and beach goers were officially told to "swim between the fags".
6. The German Police were clearly outsmarted when Peter declared his body as the Independent Republic of Friede.
1. For once I can be cumming AND going.
2. The new Transformers series was a big hit.
3. "Take it back."
"I know it's a bit over the top but-"
"Take it back..."
4. Can you ride this bike through a populated area without causing a traffic related fatality...Next on Mythbusters!
5.Interestingly, over 80% of all gas stations converted to full-service in a matter of weeks.
6.Everyone gawked at Steve's bike, but never really understood his headless woman fetish.
7.Mechanic: Well I managed to work on the back a little bit and then worked on the rear. I also did a rim job. And to the bike I just changed the spark plugs...you needed new ones.
8. "Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Hotter, faster, with more horsepower."
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