Shishiwakamaru's Revenge:
I'm Too Sexy 2
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts!" Jin sang.
Instinctively, Touya grabbed Shishiwakamaru's arms, which were twitching to throw the hot water at the singing individual. "Yayaya!" Wakamaru screamed, fighting Touya. "You can sing, but you can't hide! I'll get you, Jin!"
Jin just grinned and kept on singing.
It has been three weeks since the ... incident ... when Wakamaru had stripped and Rinku had taken pictures. Rinku, after lunch the next day, had told them that Wakamaru INDEED sang the "I'm Too Sexy" song. Ever since, Jin had been hurling the song at him, and small comments, enough to make Wakamaru boil.
"Calm down, Wakamaru-san!" Touya grunted as he held the flailing Wakamaru, who was still screaming obscenities.
"CALM DOWN?! He's been at it for three weeks I -- AAAAGGH!" Wakamaru screamed again as hot water poured on his head. Touya immediately jumped back.
"If this noise is all I get when I took those pictures, I wouldn't have done that," Rinku said grumpily.
Chuu glanced down at his little friend. "Do you mean that?"
Rinku's face broke into a grin. "Nope." He began to prepare their breakfast.
"Feh." Shishiwakamaru stopped struggling, but he continued to send glares at Jin's direction. Jin just grinned back and took the plate Rinku handed him.
"I wish I was here to see it," Suzuki said mournfully, taking his own plate.
"You WISH?!" Wakamaru yelled.
"Calm down, Wakamaru," Chuu told him, his voice a little slurred from his drinking session by himself the night before. "It was three weeks before."
"Yeah, but apparently, no one forgot about it," the blue-haired youkai grumbled.
"I'm too sexy for my--"
"Jin, SHUT UP!"
~ * ~
Rinku glanced up when Wakamaru strode to his direction, his face red. Behind him came the muffled voice of Jin, singing, "I'm too sexy for your party! Too sexy for your party!"
"Rinku, I swear, if it weren't for you," Wakamaru muttered as he sat down beside the boy.
Rinku grinned innocently. "I said I was sorry. Of course, you probably know I don't mean it, I was having too much fun at that time..." He laughed.
Wakamaru made a face. "I'm okay with it now, I just want Jin to stop teasing me. It's so humiliating." He curled up his knees angrily.
Rinku glanced at him. "Ooh...Wakamaru's getting red! I wonder how Genkai-sama will react when she sees those pictures..."
Wakamaru turned redder. "Shut up. Genkai-sama is a woman I respect. If you show those to her, I'll literally KILL you. ARGH!" He covered his ears as Jin went on singing, telling Suzuki and the others what Wakamaru did. He blushed. If only there was a way to get back at Jin...
He perked up. "Hey, Rinku!"
"Mm?" Rinku was fiddling with something black, something bigger than the camera he had used to picture Wakamaru stripping.
"D'you think I can have the chance to get back at Jin? You know, we can do the same thing. Make him drunk, you picture him..." Wakamaru's voice trailed off.
Rinku turned to him briefly. "Yeah...but who says you might not strip again?" He ducked from Wakamaru's slap.
"I mean it," Wakamaru confirmed. "I can pretend I'm drinking when I'm not. And then we ask him to demonstrate me... the... stripping part..." He blushed. "...and then, we make him sing a different song when he's drunk and...you know the rest." He waited breathlessly for Rinku's reply.
Rinku thought for a while, then grinned. "Hai! Let's do it! I love it!" He was excited now.
Wakamaru was glad. "Good! Where did you hide your, what? Picture camera?"
Rinku grinned at him, returning to cleaning the mysterious large black component. "Who said we're going to use a picture camera?"
"But...I..." Wakamaru saw his plan fade right before his eyes. He never felt so disappointed in his life.
"Kurama lent me another component, and this is absolutely BETTER!" Rinku smiled proudly at the gleaming black thing in his hand.
Wakamaru felt his hopes rise once more. "Uh...if you don't mind me asking, what is it?"
Rinku was staring at it intently. "What? Oh...it's what the ningen call a VIDEO CAMERA."
~ * ~
"And then he started doing this..." Jin swayed his hips suggestively as the others laughed and drank their sake. Everyone, with the exception of Rinku and Wakamaru, were already drunk. Wakamaru drank a few, but was determined to stay sober, as was Rinku.
Wakamaru was blushing a crimson red, but he plunged on bravely with his plan. "Thanks for reminding them, Jin," he told the other youkai dryly.
"No prob!" Jin grinned, accidentally splattering a few drops of sake on him.
Wakamaru wiped them away then suggested, "Why don't you do the whole thing on a different song?"
Jin frowned. "Are you comin' on to me?" he slurred.
Chuu was laughing hard. "Why not, Jin?! C'mon, we know you're a good dancer."
"Yeah," Suzuki yelled out, his face flushed. "After all the demonstrations--"
"Hai, hai!" Touya shouted, gulping down another bottle of sake.
Jin was pleased to receive many comments and suggestions. He stood. "'Course I can do it," he bragged. "I'll do it...I jus'n heard this gaijin song that has a cooool tune! I donwanna use da 'I'm Ta Sezzzy'...Waka-chan already used it."
Wakamaru winced at the nickname, but went on, "So, go ahead!" He turned to Rinku, who, in turn, gave him a thumbs-up sign.
Rinku checked to see if the tape was on right as Jin stood up, then took a deep breath and pressed the record button.
~ * ~
"What's this for?" Yusuke gasped when he realized that the room was full of youkai and humans.
"A showing session," Rinku said politely. "Please, sit down."
Jin crossed his arms and legs. "This had better be good," he growled. "I still have a headache from the other day's drinking session."
Kurama shrugged. "Rinku and Wakamaru-san just told us that they have something to show us."
Yusuke squeezed in between Kuwabara and Kurama. Mukuro's castle was full of youkai. Rinku and Wakamaru had mysteriously sent almost everyone they knew invitations to watch a short-length film.
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Keiko, Genkai, Shizuru, Botan, Koenma, Touya, Chuu, Suzuki, Koto, Mukuro, Shura, even Yomi and Hiei came! Although Yomi was itching to go back to his domain, and Hiei was sitting in the shadows.
"Let's get this over with," Mukuro said impatiently. "This IS short, right? It must be worth it." She glared at Rinku.
"Oh, we assure you, it's worth it," Rinku told her, grinning at Wakamaru.
Mukuro shrugged. "Oh, well...I trust you." She held up the remote and pressed play.
From the TV screens flashed the face of Rinku. "A video of a sake-session between the boys...with an addition of the video 'As Long As You Love Me' by some gaijin people who we don't care about." He disappeared, and out came a roaring fire and some drunk youkai.
And a dancing Jin.
"Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine..." Jin in the TV was slowly taking off his suspenders.
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!"
~ * ~
By the time Jin was singing, "I've tried to hide it so that no one knows, but I guess it shows, when you look into my eyes...", he was wearing only his undergarments, dancing around the fire. By the next line, he was ready to take it off.
"TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!" Jin was screaming, hiding his face in his hands.
"Jin-samaaaa!" Botan drooled. "I never quite noticed before!"
"Oi, you're embarrassing some guys, too, ne!" Touya called out.
Yusuke and Kuwabara, happily eating some popcorn, glared at Touya. "SSH!" they exclaimed. "Some of us are watching," Kuwabara added, popping in another handful of kernels in his large mouth.
"What you did and where you're comin' frooooomm," Jin on-screen sang, whirling his hips around, "I don't caaaarrre...as long as you love me beibeeeee..."
Keiko, Shizuru, Koto and Botan squealed in delight as the final piece of clothing was removed and Jin was dancing, showing off. Yomi was laughing his head off while Shura kept yelling, "What a DUMB thing to do!" Hiei had come out of his corner and was watching, a hint of smile on his face. Kurama tried to hide his smile, but he couldn't. Even Mukuro was grinning along with Genkai.
Finally, the song ended with Jin on-screen dropping on his knees in front of the camera, singing the last line, "As long as you love meeee..." He was sweaty and breathing hard, and obviously majorly drunk. His grin was cocky and his face was still flushed.
"YAAAHHH!" the girls (Keiko, Botan & Koto) screamed. "WE WANT A COPY!"
"I'm ruined!" Jin moaned, still not watching.
Rinku grinned. "I'm making it a business!" he announced.
Everyone laughed.
Mukuro neared him, raising one eyebrow. "I must admit, you quite surprise me, kid."
"How did I get into this?!" Jin asked himself, near to tears.
Yusuke patted his shoulder. "Why don't you ask the leader of the crime?" He pointed at Wakamaru, who was grinning.
Jin glared at him. "YOU!" he screamed. "It was you all along! You plotted this out you--you--"
"What?"
"I'll get you," Jin promised.
"Yeah, right!" Wakamaru snorted. "If you do, Rinku'll make hundreds of copies of the tape and send 'em to every part of Makai!"
Jin moaned again and pounded the sofa. "Why me?!"
"Because you kept on teasing Wakamaru about those 'I'm Too Sexy' pictures," Rinku told him, shouting above the noise.
Silence.
Then, Koto and Botan and Keiko yelled out, "There are pictures of Wakamaru STRIPPING?!"
"AAAAGGGH!" Wakamaru dropped into his knees.
Genkai pounced on him. "What the hell were you doing?!" she demanded.
"Hey," Yomi told them, grinning, "when you have another sake-session, remember to ask me along, ne? They're pretty interesting."
Jin and Shishiwakamaru were crying when they got home, that it was hard to know who was crying the hardest.
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