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 Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:59 pm
This happened this morning at practice
Color Guard Girl : Mr Ray!!!! (mumble mumble something that sounds like 'MOTHER')
wants you!!
Mr Ray: *walks up to Mr. Spencer* You called?
We now call our assistant director 'Mother'. It was one of those things where
you just had to be there. xp
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:17 pm
The Drum Major told us to basically shut up. He said if we didn't, "Violators will be prosecuted, and the prosecutors will be violated... by me" rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:28 pm
oh, this running legacy in our band is called "man, your lucky peter isn't here..."
the former drum major ran a "tight" ship. actually more of a diminishment complex. would drop at the slip of a lame joke...
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:08 pm
Lets see, durring winterguard we all try to scare each other, and that can get quiet hilarious. There was this one time when we scared (jump out go Boo! kind of stuff) this one freshman liek 5 times in a row.
Then, me and my friend Steve-o, have this thing with parallel rifle tosses. We had one in our show my sophmore year, but I couldn't get it from the angle we were throwing it at. So I go complaining to him sayign that I can only do it this certain way. All he does is go to that certain position, twist the rifle down and BOOM! Alright, maybe you had to be there...
There's the Ghetto Jasmine (Me) White Dance, too. Last year we had this part in the show where we just stood there and danced while we were playing, and I was very enthusiastic about it. lol. Now, for our last song this year (since flute hardly play at all) I wan tit to be a Ghetto Jasmine White Dance Solo, just because he'd be hilarious to make a fool out of myself! XD
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:23 am
Well with our band its how i told the dirctory she wasnt cutting herself right once.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:25 am
And we call each other asain gangsters
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:51 pm
1. E.T mellophone home!
2. slow flute!
3.Frenchies!
4.Tweekers
5.oboelisous! lol luv ya emily!
6.dat... dat... dat dat dat dat!
7.FRONT HASH MORGAN!
if ya wanna know bout any of these funny things pm me!
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:55 pm
XMiss_MurdererX 1. E.T mellophone home! 2. slow flute! 3.Frenchies! 4.Tweekers 5.oboelisous! lol luv ya emily! 6.dat... dat... dat dat dat dat! 7.FRONT HASH MORGAN! if ya wanna know bout any of these funny things pm me! wait i forgot some lets see umm 8.trumpet rap lol 9.bad to the bone lmao 10.run heather run!
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:11 pm
XMiss_MurdererX 1. E.T mellophone home! 2. slow flute! 3.Frenchies! 4.Tweekers 5.oboelisous! lol luv ya emily! 6.dat... dat... dat dat dat dat!7.FRONT HASH MORGAN! if ya wanna know bout any of these funny things pm me! Does the drumline say that? Cuz we do that same thing except we say dut...dut...dut dut dut dut whee
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:26 pm
XMiss_MurdererX XMiss_MurdererX 1. E.T mellophone home! 2. slow flute! 3.Frenchies! 4.Tweekers 5.oboelisous! lol luv ya emily! 6.dat... dat... dat dat dat dat! 7.FRONT HASH MORGAN! if ya wanna know bout any of these funny things pm me! wait i forgot some lets see umm 8.trumpet rap lol 9.bad to the bone lmao 10.run heather run! 11. assume the position! 12.shake it out *clap clap* huhhhhh! 13.ding snack happy 14.flutay 15.flutopolis and siris the gay flutes 16.we got a mascot *oh i heard about that the one with the big head* yep that one
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:11 pm
Haha, I know of two good ones offhand.
The first one is my music teacher that I had in grade 9, she was kind of crazy. Anyway, one time during class she just shouted "Lets all get high together!" and then there was this eerie silence, and then she was like "...of the music!" And everybody laughed really really hard. People still talk about it.
The other one is from my other music teacher (Mr. Orser). We were getting our room lists all ready for our big band trip to Disney, and he was poking fun at one of the Tenors. He said something like "Hey, who is going to sleep in the same bed as James? I hear he likes to snuggle." And then later that week Mr. Orser got James a bear, and has called him Snuggles since. Thats a running joke too, I guess.
Also, I'm horrible at telling stories. If you don't get them, PM me about it and I can explain. Or try.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:19 pm
Well, drumline has one.
The other day, Mr. Early was talking to the color guard.
Mr. Early: Come on girls! Have some attitude!!! Entertain me!!
Me to drumline: But I thought that was Ms. Eiland's job...?!
(Ms. Eiland is our well... to put it nicely, ok VERY nicely, the slut teacher of our band...) (But I think she's still awesome)
It was quite hillarious. I s'pose you had to be there.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:53 am
we blame Sean (2nd trumpet) for everything for some reason....
David (tuba and crush) will play everything backwards the first time to piss off Maz
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I.ran.over.theTacoBelldog
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:04 pm
alot of people here don't know what food lion is and that is funny in some way.
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