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 Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:56 pm
xDD
Well, 's not her fault!
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:06 pm
Yep, welcome to the club of Kriano.
The Real Bondage Demon.
*We see a still mad Ruxsys dragging Kriano into the Bondage/beast room. He tosses him inside. Kriano comes to and sees the bondage demon*
Kriano: OMG! Bondage room!
B.D (Bondage demon): I shall make you one of my bondage slaves..
Kriano: No way! *Pulls out a light sword.*
B.D: Come to daddy!
*Kriano stabs him*
Kriano: Wow, I won for once!
B.D: My bondage sla..ves..!*Dies*
Kriano: I should save them..
*We see Ruxsys holding a tour for the team in his room*
Ruxsys: And here is the..
*The door swings open, and the girls and boys in varous states of undress rush out. Ruxsys and the group stare as Kriano drags the Real Bondage demon out with him*
Asttrix: I..never...knew you were a perv...Ruxsys.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:53 pm
Hangover at Kriano's
*We see the Party for the worlds remake aniversity..at Kriano's.*
Kriano: Hey there everyone!
*Everyone looks around his room*
Phaedroth: Interesting design..
Kriano: Yep, I made it so I could feel one with nature.
Asttrix: Why would you need to do that?
Kriano: That's how I get my power to bend light.
Xenora, and Asttrix: Really?!
Kriano: (Nods) Yep.
Phaedroth: Interesting..*Reads some of Kriano's books*
Xenora (With booze in hand): Let's bust out the booze!
Kriano: Wait, I can't have...
*Xenora forces him to glug some down*
Xenora: Aww, It won't hurt!!
Pi: Actually beer can cause animals to get sick..
Xenora: Oh..Who cares!?!
Everyone *Thinking*: Is she drunk already?
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*We see Kriano waking up on his toliet, he stands up and looks into it, only to close the cover in disgust, he flushes several times*
Kriano: What the heck was that?!
*He notices that he doesn't have his cloak on, so he puts it back on. He walks out to see*
Kriano: Omg! Everyone!?!
*Everyone is drugged out, Only Xenora's awake (If you call it awake)*
Xenora: My head hurts,mommie!
Kriano: *Sigh* I'm not your mommy...
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:41 pm
Ruxsys: Leadership Problems (Baised off of The kingdom Hearts 2 Rp)
Ruxsys *When he's alone*: Hahahaha! Being leader rocks!
*Kriano bursts through the door*
Ruxsys: WTF?! I thought I had you killed!
Kriano: Ha! It's hard to kill something that doesn't exist!
Ruxsys: What!?
Kriano: We are nobodies..Nobodies don't exist..Get it?
Ruxsys: Really bad pun.
Kriano: Sorry, anyway...I came to tell you that you suck as a leader. Phaedroth was cooler than you!
Ruxsys: It doesn't matter now! They are all gone now! As 'Zero Wing' *Lame video game where 'All your base' came from* would say, "All your base are belong to us!!"
Kriano: I beat that game.
Ruxsys: Crap.
Kriano: Anyway, Just wanted to tell you I quit. I already have a heart now, ya know. I could quit anytime I wanted.
Ruxsys:...You could join the dark side...
Kriano: No! I don't want to become a Heartless...
Ruxsys: Well then, you'll have to work for me.
Kriano: Ok, fine! *Turns to leave*
Ruxsys: Wait, you forgot your registraion..
Kriano *Turns*: Hmmm?
*Ruxsys summons a hundred heartless around kriano*
Ruxsys: Get him!
Kriano: Ahhh!
*Kriano is devored, his heart goes to the big heat moon*
Ruxsys: Well...Leadership problems solved. He's now going to become a nobody and be controled by me! MWAHAHAHA*Insert eviler laugh*
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:28 pm
mkay, so Pi's just got her memories back...and now her glare is stonier (as in colder, harder, and scarier, not drugged, ne?) than usual.
Pi is walking the corridors around our domains. Kriano unfortunately decides to try to cheer her up the next time he gets a chance. He's looking for her.
Kriano: *sees Pi & runs to catch up* "Hey, Pi! Wait up!"
Pi: *doesn't slow* "...."
Kriano: "So you got your memories back, huh? "
Pi: ".........." *walks faster*
Kriano: "Awwh, come on now, it can't be that bad, can it?"
Pi: *frowns more* ".............."
Kriano: "I mean, now you know who you were, and that's a clue for you getting your heart back if you want it, right?"
Pi: *power walks & frowns even more* "......................"
Kriano: "Don't be like that, huh? I'm just trying to cheer you up!"
Pi: *stops abruptly* "..............................."
Kriano: *almost runs into Pi* "What is it? Did I say something wrong?"
Pi: *turns glare onto Kriano* "....."
Kriano: *freezes up*
Pi: "....." *walks off*
About an hour later....
Xenora walks by and sees Kriano not moving or talking, which is unusual for him.
Xenora: *waves hand in his face* "Helloooo-oh?" *evil grin spreads across her face as she pulls out a sharpie marker* "This is going to be fun." *hums & draws*
Another hour later...
Kriano: *unfreezes* "...huh...?" *blinks* "What happened? Ugh, I'm thirsty..."
As soon as Kriano sees a reflective surface:
Krano: "AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:19 pm
I shudder to think of what Xenora drew on Kriano's face...I got Pokemon Mystery dugeon, so this is my parody of it.
Kriano: Is this just a dream...? *Wakes up to find that he's in the body of a Treecko.*
Kriano: OMG!?
*A Charmander comes running up to Kriano*
Charmander: Whoa, who are you?
Kriano: I thought I was human....
*Charmander stares at him*
Kriano: What?
Charmander: You look like a human to me.
Kriano *Thinking*: Just play along...Ok, what's u..
*Charmander grabs Kriano and tosses him*
Kriano: WTF?!?
*Then it dawns on him*
Kriano *Thinking*: That was Xenora's Pokemon Counterpart?!
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:02 pm
Witch Doctor's joke.
*Kriano walks up to Xenora*
Kriano: Ohh ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
*Xenora stares at him and tosses him into a wall which was rather weak to begin with, it crumples leaving him to fall several feet, hitting random things on the way down. We see Ruxsys and Asttrix walk in front of a smoking crater.*
*We hear Kriano's voice weakly coming out of the crater*
Kriano: Stupid witch doctor.
*If you don't get the joke, then this won't make sence to you. But, who cares!?*
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:14 pm
xDD I remember that song.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:19 pm
The staredown
*Kranos and Pi are having a evil staredown*
Kranos: *Stare*
Pi: *Stareeee*
Kranos: *Hate Stareeeeee*
Pi: *Uber-hate STTTTAAARREEE*
Kranos: *OMG NUKE UBER-HATE STAAAARREEEEE*
*Kriano walks between them and is tossed into the sky just by the power of their stares*
Kriano: WTF?!
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:57 pm
wow, this is so ripped from the game
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*Sora walks into the battle arena on veldime and sees all these prinnies running around. two of which stop infront of him.*
Prinny#1:Whoa, sorry, dood. But we can't let you leave now, dood!
Prinny#2: Yeah, dood! Lady Enta says we gotta stop ya, dood!
Prinny#1: No hard feelings, right, dood?
Sora: How about...no?
*Sora summons his keyblade*
Prinny#1: Oh my god, dood!, He's got a shiv, dood!
*all the prinnies start to panic and run in circles*
Sora:but..but..I didn't even-
*one prinny trips and explodes causing a chain of explosions from the other prinnies*
-after 2 and a half hours of non-stop explosions-
Prinny#2:*pokes Sora's singed corpse* whoa, dood, you alright, dood?
Prinny#1: No pulse, dood., Guess he's dead, dood.
Prinny#2: Yeah, dood! Now maybe lady Etna might not kill us, dood!
damn I'm so off when I'm sick gonk
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:55 pm
Xenora: Wild Orginization appears!
(We see Xenora walking around, suddenly a random nobody appears)
Narrator: Wild Nobody appears!
*Xenora tosses a pokeball*
Xenora: Tree..I mean Kriano, go!
Kriano: Huh, What do I do now?
Xenora: Use...Lazer!
Kriano: What?
Xenora: RAARRRGHHHH!! *Steps on Kriano's tail, Kriano fires a solar beam out of his mouth*
Kriano: ARRRGHHH!!
Nobody: OMGZ NOOOOOOO!!
Narrator: Nobody has been defeated, Kriano gains 200 exp! Kriano's begining to evolve into...a Keyblade!
Xenora and Kriano: WTF!?!?
*Note, I may not be on as often, seeing that my Gaia phase is closing. I'll still come back though! NO FEAR!! *Whacks you all* I promise I'll be back soon!*
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:59 pm
*dodges the wack & half succeeds* ...you'd better come back soon. i owe you a half-wack. xp
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:59 pm
A half whack? NOOOOESSS!! *Chainguns you*
Fire fly
*We see Kriano walking around in his sandpit room, when OMG a bug appears!*
Kriano: AIIIIIIEEEE!!!
*Kriano grabs a lever which causes oil to drop from the celing, filling the room. He leaps unto the celing and takes a match out*
Kriano: Die, Evil spawn of Satan!
*We see Phaedroth walking outside in the hall*
Phaedroth: Wonder how my Pawns..I mean members are doing?
*Opens Kriano's door and liquid fire begins to flood out*
Phaedroth: WTF!?!
*Phaedroth freezes it over.*
Kriano: Oh, hi!
Phaedroth: Care to explain?
Kriano: Uhhh..Heheh?
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:00 pm
stare make that several whacks now. *said from in a bunker*
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:23 pm
School days
(We see the whole group standing around in the docking bay, about to go to different colleges, an awkard silence approachs )
Kriano: Why are we all going off to different colleges, again? I thought this was a group thing...
Pi:......
Xenora: Maybe we all just are sick of each other? *Stares at Kriano*
*Ruxsys and Asttrix grab ahold of each other*
Ruxsys and Asttrix: NOOOO!!! We're going to the same college!!! We'll never be apart!!!
Kriano: The only reason I'm going to college is to become smarter.
Phaedroth: Yeah, only I have to stay behind and clean up all of your messes.
Kriano: It wasn't my fault that the libary blew up!
Xenora: That was me and Ruxsys, yeah.
Ruxsys: Hey, I said not to tell that to everyone!
Kriano: One last group hug?
Xenora: We've ever had a group hug?
Phaedroth: No.
Ruxsys: Maybe, we should do it. It would be a good memory.
*Everyone gathers around and has a small group hug*
Kriano: I think I'm going to cry! *tears up*
Xenora: Sissy.
Asttrix: Besides, we're coming back in five years!
Kriano: Yeah, I guess......
*They all get in their respective ships. Kriano trudges into his ship slowly and is the last to leave.*
Kriano: I guess.......see yah!
*His ship blasts off*
Phaedroth: Heh, Now that they're all gone...Heheheh...
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