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 Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:13 pm
paulkimpaul Granted. However, you slip on it, hit your head, and die. pwnzrde. I wish the grapes I'm eating right now tasted better. And hey, ChibiAM, didn't you donate five hundred gold to me before? Granted, they do taste better. . . If you happen to like sweaty balls. I wish I had Dalek servants.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:46 am
Phoebos paulkimpaul Granted. However, you slip on it, hit your head, and die. pwnzrde. I wish the grapes I'm eating right now tasted better. And hey, ChibiAM, didn't you donate five hundred gold to me before? Granted, they do taste better. . . If you happen to like sweaty balls. I wish I had Dalek servants.
Granted, but even though they don't hurt you, they decide to form a choir in their free time. You get driven crazy by "exterminate" harmonies.
I wish for a pizza.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:20 am
Granted. But its a pizza with all sorts of weird things. Like frog eyes and parrot tongues and Rocky Mountain oysters (never tried them, but I've heard they're not that bad actually...) and thousand year old tofu.
I wish I didn't have to go see the Garfield movie.
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Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:41 pm
Granted. But now your cousin/sibling wants to see "Baby Geniuses 2" with you.
I wish this placement exam was carefully crafted for me to get a wonderful grade on it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:19 am
Granted, and you score extremely well. Better than anyone else, in fact. But when you get to the class/college/whatever, everyone has hugely high expectations of you, and you don't understand the material. At all. Everyone only laughs when you say you need tutoring and says, "Anyone who scored that high on the placement test doesn't need my help!" and eventually as hard as you try, you fail completely and abysmally.
I wish it were Wednesday.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:29 am
Granted. But in order to skip two and a half days, you sleep through them and miss very important matters that suddenly require your assistance. And because of this, the world implodes. I always knew Wednesdays were bad.
I wish there were automatic eyeglasses cleaner that got all the grime off. And kept it off.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:49 am
PickleBoy Granted. But in order to skip two and a half days, you sleep through them and miss very important matters that suddenly require your assistance. And because of this, the world implodes. I always knew Wednesdays were bad. I wish there were automatic eyeglasses cleaner that got all the grime off. And kept it off. Granted, but the cost causes your head to implode. I wish my Dalek servants wouldn't try to sing.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:50 am
Granted, but they have huge spikes on them... and you end up gouging your eyes out.
I wish that I had a chair to sit on at this precise moment (the computer chair has gone misssing O_o)
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:38 pm
Muaethia Granted, but they have huge spikes on them... and you end up gouging your eyes out.
I wish that I had a chair to sit on at this precise moment (the computer chair has gone misssing O_o) Granted, but it is a chair that I have recently ejaculated on. I wish my Daleks didn't gouge my eyes out.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:46 pm
Granted. Instead they disembowled you.
I wish my little sister wasn't such a... er... *cough* butt nugget.
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:34 pm
PickleBoy Granted. Instead they disembowled you. I wish my little sister wasn't such a... er... *cough* butt nugget. *granted, she's a d***o*
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:01 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:09 pm
Okay. First post is updated.
I wish that I did not read this thread. Dx
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:38 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:33 am
Granted, but a Christain steals it "thinking" they were doing the "right", thing donates it to... the church!!! This church is already big and rich and takes 75% of it to get the church to look even more fancier than it already is and uses the rest of it to buy plastic cross keychains for the homeless!
I wish to move out of state.
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