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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-20)
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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:54 pm
AAAAAAH A WOMAN SCORNED IS A WOMAN TO BE FEARED
ESPECIALLY IF THEY CARRY A BAZOOKA
But alas, Jerry's breasts once again had their own agenda.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 5 MISS
Boss HP: 137
Charge -/3, 0/3
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
84
Total: 84 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:56 pm
She seemed to be getting pretty good at moving in close. Sasha supposed that was something to be thankful for.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
97
Total: 97 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:00 pm
"Sasha!!" Jerry cried out once he managed to scramble upright again, dragging Roar forward to swing him up onto her shoulder again, "You hanging in there alright?" Quote: 81 - 100: You made it! You quickly summon your weapon and proceed to attack normally
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:04 pm
"I'd be .. well, to be frank, Jerry, I'd be doing a lot better if I could hit this thing."
A pause.
"And if you weren't a woman."
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:07 pm
"You're telling me," Jerry huffed, smiling weakly before aiming between Roar's quills... Only to tilt forward suddenly... his slender frame was so front heavy it was hard to remember which way to shift her weight. The blast, once again, ripped through nothing but sky, sending her tumbling back again with a sob.
"I... I am n-no longer a fan of breasts!" She sobbed.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 5 MISS
Boss HP: 137
Charge -/3, 0/3
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Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice:
16
Total: 16 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:11 pm
Rep tried to sit up again, he should probably be like, hitting this thing.
He tried, he did, but a flying watermelon said no.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:11 pm
Finally! Nona's hooks swept through the mist, the damage they dealt minor but.. well, Sasha wasn't complaining about the hit. She was getting really tired of Jerry's crying, though. Gritting her teeth, Sasha set her jaw and sent her boyfriend a harsh look. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: 4 Charge 1/3 || 0/2 Boss HP: 133
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prolixity rolled 1 100-sided dice:
19
Total: 19 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:16 pm
Jordan sat up, cursing under his breath.
The melon knocked him flat again.
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Bilious rolled 1 100-sided dice:
68
Total: 68 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:21 pm
"This is RIDICULOUS. When are we juicing Dakota down for our cure?" Jerry groaned, yelping as he slipped and hit the sand once again. Quote: 61- 80: You slip on a piece of stray watermelon as you attempt to get closer and fall flat on your face. Noone saw that right? You quickly get up and proceed to attack normally.
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:22 pm
A giant melon. Right in the melons.
A loud screech and Otto was on the ground again, cupping his dirty pillows while a light trickling of tears fell from his eyes.
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demon_pachabel rolled 1 100-sided dice:
92
Total: 92 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:23 pm
Okay, Allan had stopped talking to her about her Kokoro (what was a Kokoro?!?!? She needed to go..google it or something) and her boobs were actually behaving themselves. That meant she could now go try and attack the giant Melonzilla. It's melons were bigger than hers!!
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She was actually somewhat upset by this, but wanted to also be functional as more than a porn star, so she'd deal with it for now.
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Bittiface rolled 1 100-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:25 pm
He got up, or tried to, before another melon hurled into his tender lady lumps.
Otto began to ball his eyes out as he curled into a ball, rolling back and forth in the sand.
"I JUST W-W-WWAAANTED TO TAN AN-AND EAT WATERMELOOONS!!!! W-W-WHY CAN'T I HAVE IIIIIT WHY IS THE WORRLD SO M-MEAN TO MEEE-EEE-EEEEEEE---"
Where was his chocolate? His chocolate would understand him!
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Baneful rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:27 pm
He wasn't drunk. Nope. He just needed to get vertical. Somehow it worked, all the curvy jiggly bits obeying gravity long enough to stand up, sore and suddenly tearful at how unfair it was he couldn't just have a drink and not have it be ruined by stupid monsters.
He picked up Tracey and waved it at the thing.
<< I've just notice you look like a meat cleaver >>
<< I DO weild a kitchen impliment! >>
And then he started crying again.
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demon_pachabel rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 8
Total: 17 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:29 pm
Cass summoned Nicodemus, only for one swing of the blade to suddenly send her toppling into the sand, boob-first. There was a lot of frustration from Cass as she flailed around in the sand before she finally sat up and made herself adjust her top again.
"THIS SUCKS!!"
HP: 50/50
Damage: COCKBLOCKED BY HER BOOBS!!
Charge 0/3 || 0/2
Boss HP: 133
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 6
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:29 pm
"I HAVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH," Jerry snarled, hauling her weapon back up again as she took aim and fired before any more melon nonsense could get in her way, the blast sending sand and shadows and melons scattering with a dead-on blow. "AND I WANT A DRINK," He fired again just to be sure, "BUT I WON'T BECAUSE WE SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING ON MISSIONS."
HP: 50/50
Damage: 10
Boss HP: 133-10=123
Charge -/3, 1/3
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