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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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 Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:58 pm
IT'S NOT s**t MARCUS IT'S SEWER CHOCOLATE CHECK YOUR FACTS
Harrison was not hit by a backsplash as more of a small tidal wave. Should not have not picked a fight with the guy who had a giant bowl cheater for a weapon.
Still, being covered in chocolate was a step up from blood. He guessed.
He spat, wiping the muck from his mouth and eyes. B0nez was as drenched as he was.
"Okay, okay, damn. I give. Can we call it a mother ******** truce already? I'm drowning in this s**t." He stabbed something morosely for emphasis.
HP: 50/50
Defending: Rep
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:08 pm
Stumbling along after Jerry, Sasha skid to a halt when he came to a stop. While Roar let loose with a mighty howl, Nona was singing through the air like the instrument of death that she was.
"Are we ... are we ... have we made it?"
HP: 35/40
Dmg: 4
Total: 21
Charge: 3/3
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:20 pm
As the last of the blobs went down, Rep turned his attentions to Harrison. He'd wooon. He won another argument. Clearly he was the best.
He was sure he heard an eyeroll in there though he wasn't sure how.
"Of course you give. Picking an argument with the /king/ of arguments never ends well. But sure, we can have a truce. Because you may or may not have done really ******** well at keeping those things off me." It was roundabout a compliment as he ever gave.
He still couldn't help but grin like a d**k the whole time though. "You look like s**t man."
HP - 29/40
Not attacking
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:38 pm
"Yeah, yeah, I'm the serf and you're the king of shitty arguments. All hail the s**t King."
He tried to scrape a thick layer of muck off his arms.
"s**t, man. Forget the hose. After we get out of here, I'm heading straight to the ocean."
HP: 50
Status: ):
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:48 pm
A kingdom was a kingdom, he wasn't going to complain about the nature of it. "All hail indeed." Granted, he wasn't all that much better off, taking off his scarf to try and shake the stuff of it, looking forlorn. It looked like he was going to be pushed into going into the showers regardless of who was there tonight. And the sea would have to be damage control in the meantime.
Still. Was worth it. He'd won.
"The ocean's mine man. Royal decree. I don't want naked men gaying that up too. That's why I'm avoiding the showers."
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kuropeco rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 2
Total: 6 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:06 pm
Gale had just stopped and stared blankly at the wall of slimy brown blobs.
When he got back to headquarters he was taking a very long shower.
Followed by an equally long nap.
[ HP: 20/50
Monster tally: 46 ]
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:07 pm
"If showerin' wit' the guys is a problem ya can always come an' shower wit' me. A chance ta see the bruises ya handed down ta me up close an' personal, yanno?" Ofelia had been rolling her shirt up to the use the underside in an attempt to wipe her face, the nasty filth that had accumulated no longer really bearable. She ignored the entire left half, almost as if she couldn't see to care, and she slowly made her way over towards the two arguing boys. "It'd be nice ta see yer body, since Cass says yer made'a muscles an' all. We could compare battle scars, Ah' sure ya have a few'a yer own."
Was she taunting or being serious? Considering her face was pretty blank and she had a friendly smile going, Ofelia was dead serious.
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kuropeco rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:10 pm
"Please tell me we can leave now. Please."
[ HP: 15/50
Monster tally: 46 ]
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:12 pm
"Nothin' more contagious," Harrison agreed sagely, "better go shower with muscles over there."
HP: 50
Status: chocolate sauce
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kuropeco rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 10
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:12 pm
In which Gale was totally oblivious to the conversations around him and really just wanted to get out of this infernal place.
And apparently his last few shots took out the remaining creatures, Gale winding up covered in brown, slimy gunk.
"Damn you, Julie."
[ HP: 10/50
Damage: 5
Monster tally: 51 WE GOOD TO GO ]
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:23 pm
Rep gave Ofie a very very terrified look. The blobs had been scary in a fearing for ones life kind of way, but this was scary on a whole other level. His personal gauge of masculinity said that he should probably like, flirt or something to retain his credibility, that was what you were meant to do with women.
But the raw visceral terror at the thought of that situation overrode everything else.
"I.. er...I err....ocean'sfine."
He shot Harrison an accusing look. WHY DIDN'T MOON HUNTERS DEFEND WHEN IT COUNTED?
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:27 pm
"Ahhh, too bad. ah was kinda lookin' forward ta it." Almost as if she knew what she was doing the entire time, Ofelia gave Harrison a wink and went back to trying to clean off her face. It wasn't really working, her shirt was too dirty, and she just kept pulling it up higher and higher in an effort to get to a cleaner spot. Eventually she settled on just pulling the entirely thing up to her shoulders, totally ignoring the sounds Rue was making in her head.
The weapon, for her part, was more upset that Ofelia was cleaning her own face rather than wiping the horrible, horrible stuff from her body. As far as the sun teen cared the weapon could burst into flames - she needed to be able to see in order to walk and the gunk on her face itched. "Ah hope this stuff dun stain skin or linger on ya like a skunk smell."
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:08 pm
"That's awful generous of your eminence." Harrison mentally chalked up a tally for gay oceans.
"Nonwithstandin' of where it's been, it doesn't smell so bad. Not that I want to get dunked in it again."
It was just chocolate. Even though the heady, rich smell was sort of getting to him. Harrison tried to ward off the swarm behind them. They needed to get past the gate.
HP: 50
Status: cuckoo for cocoa puffs
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:09 pm
Even pissed off Gale's voice was stupidly attractive.
Ami was totally starry eyed at that sexy British accent. Completely starstruck.
< Ami we have things to- >
SHUT UP OR I WILL SNAP YOU IN HALF.
< O-Okay. Stupid Gale. >
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:37 pm
"I... I don't know, I think so... " They could *see* the door now, anyway. It was just a matter of the crowd of hunters who were closest to push their way through. Jerry's eyes scanned the crowd, and before he even knew what he was doing, he realized he was looking for Candace. She was hard to miss, and he felt his chest constrict and he looked away sharply. She looked alright, just as filthy as the rest of them and exhausted but no worse for wear. None of his business. He didn't care. He kept assuring himself that. He stayed close to Sasha. "I wouldn't put your weapon away just yet, though, you never know." Apparently even cleaning up kitchens was hazardous in their line of work. He sighed, but was feeling... better. Alright. Things could be worse. They could have been doing all of this in the dark. As though pleased by the turn of events, he grew a distant look in his eyes, humming softly under his breath.
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