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 Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:11 pm
Caelius paused for a second, wiping his brow with one sleeve as he admired his masterpiece. That was about when the first snowball pelted him.
The second one caused one eyebrow to twitch and the third, to glare at Aria and Dr. H, who seemed to be conducting some sort of training exercise, though the thought of the two working together only briefly bypassed the thought of how they were ruining Christmas again, just like how they ruined everything they touched. By the time the fourth, fifth, and sixth hit him, enough was ******** enough.
Though he was by far not nearly as agile as Aria, the attack was pretty much just as flashy as a shockwave blasted by the training exercise the entire robotic reindeer sinking into the snow. Only Santanator 3000's head and torso swiveled above the snow and flames, doing a great job of pelting snowballs at people waist level and below.
On second thought, upon realizing that it was probably not his best idea ever, the Death Hunter leader moved a little further away, somewhere where he could finish his masterpiece in peace. NPC BUFF Santanator 3000 is now a much more vulnerable target. If your total damage done is odd, you will now dish out two times the damage. If your total damage is even, you now do (sin(x)^3+35)/ (3+15x3)^33 extra damage, where x is your damage done. Or you can just choose to have 0 extra damage done. - This is the TOTAL DAMAGE done AFTER all the debuffs from the other two npcs - If you miss, you still miss okay.
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demon_pachabel rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:22 pm
Cass slowly looked up from her tender moment with Otto, eyes wide.
"s**t!"
She failed so hard to actually get the brain required to attack, she just grabbed onto Otto's hands and ducked for cover with him in tow in a mad panic.HP: 32/50 Damage Done:Charge: 1/3 Santanator's HP: 250/50
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:27 pm
After recovering from Robert's...enthusiasm, Clarice tried to search out the Santanator, but sadly ended up in a battle to the death with Killzone instead. Eventually the two hugged it out and shared a cup of hot cocoa while watching the snow battle. But then...then, IT APPEARED. Brought fully to life and ready to kill those who had created it. Clarice wept openly at the sight, "We did it! Robert! Death Spy! We really did it!" She began jumping up and down, both arms in the air, crying and cheering all the while. Even when she was fully sober and clearheaded, this would be remembered long after as the best contest ever.Killzone merely stood by her side, a massive and solid presence of zen ******** harmony. Silently he caught Jerry's eye and raised up a Sun Hunter's coat and nodded. His boy knew what was on the line today.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 6
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:30 pm
Advisor? Candace looked both confused and curious now, her worries about the snowmen all but gone. Self actualization? What? Oh! Was this...part of that 'someone' Jerry had mentioned he was seeing?
...Was it the big black guy he'd been all over earlier? Jesus Christ, Jerry. Where do you find these people? It's like he was a magnet for this kind of thing. Wait--! "Promotion?! Ohmygoshyou'regettingyourpromotionJERRYI'MSOPROUD!" Candace squealed, giving him an affectionate squeeze and nearly sending him to the ground in her excitement.
Oh. They were back on the topic of the sculptures? "I'm...not sure..." Wide eyes looked all around them. All she cared about was presents. "Is it true, Julie?"
She wouldn't get an answer from Julie. Oh no. Her answer came in Robert, Clarice and Deryk's ******** snowman robot thing trying to kill them. "What the hell did you make that thing out of?!" Pouting until she saw Aria run past them and make a most impressive attack. Visually impressive, anyway. She wasn't sure what exactly she'd accomplished, even less so when H suddenly whipped the snow up everywhere.
"Shitshitshit!" She hissed, releasing her tight hug around Jerry to pull her coat up over her head until the snow had settled..or so she hoped. It didn't settle. Goddamnit. "H! What are you doing?!" Damnit! Candace sighed and summoned Atropos again, sliding unsteadily on the snow. This was going to be a tough one...
After finally Caelius had played his part Candace slid away from Jerry, wobbling slightly as she stumbled and attempted to dodge the snowballs. She somehow managed to get through the snowballs enough to slam one of Atropos' blades into the Santanator.
HP: 26/50
Damage done: 10
Charge: 1/3; Swift Strikes
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:37 pm
"Er, yeah, I ah-" Jerry's eyes drifted to Killzone holding up a particular coat with a pointed look. The Trainee's face paled. Oh, bother. That was right.
As Candace pealed away from him and he was left shivering once more, he steeled his courage.
He could do this. He could DESTROY this thing! Even in the leotard! He had been put in far more humiliating costumes during his time as a Hunter, after all! Roar was back in a swirl of light, and he waited until Candace had gotten her kicks in before aiming around her, pulling the trigger with a mighty BARK! The blow didn't hit the creature directly, but the sound tore through the sculpture's side all the same.
HP: 10
Damage: 6 ((apparently?? I think??))
Charge: 1/2 ? I think?
Boss HP: 234
The maths:
From Dr. H's buff, 9 - 8 = 1 (hit)
9-6 = 3 (Odd = doubled) 6
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Huni Pi rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:46 pm
Even with all that JOY in him, what the Deus Division Leaders were doing only proved one thing to the Lifer: They were all batshit insane and DGAF if they were all wiped out :/ And on Christmas of all times!!! Then again, Before wasn't one to be all giddy and glee-ful about a holiday that was only an excuse for capitalism to flourish and grow. At least, that was how Before viewed it. Still, he and Harrison had put in a great amount of effort into their sculptures and seeing as how they were destroyed by the rogue snow sculptures (WRY SNOW GOON NO COME ALIVE? WRY!?) and the latest one was just as hell-bent on killing them all, Before figured he could... okay his train of thought had left the station. Because he recognized the glow of a control pendant from his brief interaction with Clarice and Dr. H.
Thankfully, all that JOY kept him from shutting down. Instead, he took Harrison by the hand, "We can't build a new snow goon with that thing running around!" he pointed to the Santanator, "We gotta take that down first before we can make new ones!" he declared. Quickly, he summoned Vanna and attempted a swing at the sculpture. Only to trip, land face-first into the snow, while the edge of the wheel just grazed the sculpture.
Round: 1
HP: 40
Damage: 2
(9 - 8 = 1, means a hit.
9 - 6 = 3/2 round up to nearest whole number gives us 2.
2 being even gets no extra damage.)
Charge: 1/2 (The Eye)
Santanator HP: 232/250 (I'm not sure, it could be 228 if Bili's calculation is right)
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 10
Total: 19 (2-20)
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:54 pm
Robert dropped to his knees, tears falling from his eyes as the glorious vision of their creation came to destroy everything and everyone. He threw his arms up in the air and let out a feral cry.
"I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW SANTANATOR OVERLORD!"
HP: 22
Damage: 0 BECAUSE MATH IS FOR HOMEWORK NOT RP
(liz approves of this fail and so it will be kept as such)
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Pales rolled 9 4-sided dice:
4, 2, 1, 3, 2, 4, 1, 1, 3
Total: 21 (9-36)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:11 am
Jude was glad to just sit back and enjoy the buzz of a job well done that was until the arrival of the Santanator 3000 appeared rather suddenly out of nowhere. With everyone moving and scrambling about to do what needed to be done (or apparently hinder everything) Jude was about ready to just come out of the gate swinging. As soon as he had a clears shot he moved forward and began to just the tri-pointed end of his hourglass repeatedly against the sculpture gone bad as fast as he could.
He was still happy but now he was approaching that area where one was happy and annoyed. Not a good mix.
JUDE'S TOTAL HP: 10
Damage done: 14 (Calculations done with Eight's assistance. Thnx bby)
Charge: It is now all used up; Swift Strikes.
TOTAL REMAINING HP OF BOSS: 214/250
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Kaiyumi rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:04 am
Eva had been doing stuff when the snow sculptures came to life, honest! Or at least, she had swung at one of the targets...once. And missed.
But she had tried.
Deciding that she should be a little more helpful this time around, the girl lifted her staff and lunged at the Santanator, bringing the bladed side down. And this time? This time she actually did something.
HP: 34/40
Damage Done: 10
Charge: 2/3
Target's HP: 204/250
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 8
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:20 am
Standing in front of the presents Marcus hissed.
"You. Shall. Not. Pass."
Save the present, save the word.
HP: 50
Damage: 10
Charge: 2/2
Boss HP: 194
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iStoleYurVamps
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danse-hexe rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 4
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:44 am
Somewhere from under a pile of snow, something moved. It seemed like Reine Walker had fiiiiiiinally woken up.. or regained consciousness.. or something. Either way, she was hugely, hugely regretting wearing so little, because it was cold.
Whimpering, she pulled her jacket tighter around her, then looked around for anyone she might know... except it seemed they were in the middle of a fight. Or something. It didn't seem like a snowball fight, but whatever!! Fights she could handle, and Alynthe seemed excited as well.
"FOR NAAAAAARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
Obviously they were fighting Jadis or something. That snow thing was Jadis, right? Evil snow queen thingy? It had been a long time since she last read the books! With a yell, Reine charged at it, and... managed to nick it slightly.
HP: 40
Damage: 6/ 2 = 3 => 6
Charge: 1/3 l Swift Strikes (9d4): 0/2
Boss HP: 188
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 2
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:24 am
Deryk's eyes widened at the sight of Santanator coming to life. This. Was. AMAZING. What wasn't though was the fact that people were now trying to destroy his team's creation. That and H was making it hard to see the awesome. He could still see the glowy mess behind the curtain of snow.
Grinning to Clarice as she commented on it, he nodded enthusiastically before waving his arms at Santanator.
"SANTANATOR! YOU CAME BACK! I knew you weren't gone for good. Too awesome for that."
HP:16
Damage: 0
Santanator: 188
Charges: 1/2
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 4
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:50 am
sword in teef
sword in hand
fallin down
rollin around
in the snow
with a bro
two damage
snaps
HP: 40
Damage: 2
Santanator: 186
Charges: 1/2
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Grifferie rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 7
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:50 am
Sherry didn't have a lot of time to mourn her snow pony, the new menace needed her attention. Like whoa. This was not how Christmas was supposed to be!! Where was the happy? Where were the presents? It was all so very wrong.
Sherry did the only right thing to do, join everyone in an attempt to save Christmas. Armagnac mumbled something about liking this kind of Christmas as Sherry swung the glaive at the Santanator. She only grazed the thing, but Sherry was willing to take what she could get. Every little bit helps, after all!
HP: 28/40
Damage: 2
Charge: 1/2
Boss HP: 184
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naggeela rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:05 am
Tori wasn't total sure how she had gotten into that pile of snow when she poked her head out of it, because the last thing that she remembered that she was admiring what she had build and now it lay destroyed somewhere. Then she thought that with her Joy addled brain that she must have jumped into the snow for it was great fun to do so and she nodded it to be true. Then she spotted the Santanator and its want to destroy Christmas and all those lovely presents, to which wasn't acceptable in Tori's book.
"None shall pass!!!!" Tori said as she quickly got up out of her snow pile and summoned Aklin. She was going to help the others in saving those presents! But in her rush to charge the Santanator, Tori grip on her chain had loosened and with the combination of poor visibility, she had tripped on her weapons chain to fall face first into the snow.
HP: 40/40
Damage: 0
Charge: 0/2
Boss HP: 184
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