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 Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:06 pm
Granted but...
You now have a 20 hr shift of work the whole week.
I wish thanksgiving dinner would cook itself.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:38 pm
Granted but it cooks it horribly with toxic waste and it mutates, eating all of your family members, 2 mocking birds, a poodle and your left pinky.
I wish I didn't throw up everywhere.
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:57 pm
Granted, but you end up with some diarrhea issues.
I wish I didnt have a Windows Vista as my computer. :/
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:37 am
Granted but...
You now have vista on your smart phone
and windows 98 on your pc.
I wish my cold was gone like now!
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted, but your head feels top heavy after it immediately disappears.
I wish I wasn't bored.
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:24 pm
Granted. Your bordem goes away, and instead you're stark-raving mad by the amount of work you have to do.
I wish everyone in the world was friends. : )
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:11 am
Granted. Except someone else wishes for people NOT to be friends and your wish cancels out.
I wish I could go swimming today.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:32 pm
^Granted, however the public pool had an infestation of mice in the water, and everyone ran home screaming. (Bizarre, is it not?)
I wish I never had to take a shower, and no matter what comes at me, Im always clean.
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:33 am
^Granted but then you smell overly nice and starrt to attract insects.
I wish I had no school for a week.
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:58 pm
Granted but...
Now you have 4hrs of hw everyday during the week
and your have 16hr work shift.
I wish I didn't have an English paper.
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:32 pm
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Granted, but, its in some weird foreign language that no one understands.
I wish I would stop thinking my cat is eating the wires every time I look at the floor.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:28 pm
Granted but...
Now you think you got monkeys eating the wires.
I wish I didn't have laundry to do.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:47 pm
Granted. But you're in Soviet Russia now.
In Soviet Russia, LAUNDRY DOES YOU.
Hard-core.
I wish people didn't suck at Tekteks. >:/
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:02 pm
^granted, but I never used Tektek yet, so I dont include~! biggrin
I wish Monty Python was still around. :/
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:59 pm
^Granted but Monty Python takes over the world with his clones.
I wish I could draw better.
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