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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:53 am
Gorum's eyes widened. The moment had dome. "BLAAAAAARG." was the sound, and vomit was the stuff... on LaCroix's face.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:00 pm
A loud gasp of suprise was heard as the vomit splattered against LaCroix's helmet and seeped through the visor. LaCroix groaned and ripped off the helmet and tossed it in the corner and began wiping his face vigorously, his face then screwed up with disgust as he had swallowed some vomit. "Ugh... this is revolt- what is- is this corn?".
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:04 pm
Throngar was laughing uproariously at this point, deep guffaws echoing about the room. "Probably - from his own feet, that is!" he answered LaCroix's question, still chortling away, slapping his thigh repeatedly.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:06 pm
As Throngar laughed and described where said corn might have come from LaCroix turned pale, he wretched several times and finally leaned over Gorum and emptied a buckets worth of his own vomit on the dwarfs head.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:23 pm
Gorum stood still. "... what, that it? You think THAT bothers me!? I HAVE HAD MY BROTHER'S EX-WIFE'S SEXUAL FLUIDS IN MY MOUTH." Gorum said, issuing a quick headbutt into the crotch of the self-mighty LaCroix Barclay.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:25 pm
"AND SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE, I CAN TELL YOU THOSE ARE UTTERLY AWFUL!" Throngar shouted, going with the moment. "Also, Gorum, I will kill you for that later on."
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:26 pm
"If it's any consolation she yelled your name." Gorum casually grumbled in the direction of his brother.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:28 pm
LaCroix wasnt paying attention to the brothers quarrel for he was on the floor cluching his junk, groaning with pain.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:31 pm
"She would. Whore," Throngar snorted dismissively. That said, he seemed somewhat mollified as he turned back to Bryce. "Anyway, where were we, blondey?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:33 pm
"Will you two join us on our quest? We could definitely use warriors of your callibur, Gorum, and undoubtedly you have many great skills master Throngar." Bryce asked politely. Gorum looked at his brother indecisively, raising an eyebrow.
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Captain Teeb Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:36 pm
LaCroix barely looked up as Gorum and Throngar were offered a chance to join their quest. "I... ugh... object". His voice was barely audiable due the headbutting of his junk
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:42 pm
Throngar ignored LaCroix and considered Bryce's offer. "Well," he grunted after a few moments. "We prefer working on our own, but I suppose you can't get picky when it comes to dealing with menaces like this. Like I say then, unless the hat deigns to give us a better idea, we'll stick with you." He gave a Bryce a warning look. "No commands, obligations or heck, even awards, though. We're here strictly as mercenaries who can leave at any moment. Mercenaries who work for nothing but food, shelter and the promise of a good fight, sure, but mercenaries nonetheless. We're not part of your kingdom, or your guild, and we're not so much part of your army as tagging along. Got it?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:20 pm
"I am tired of being bed ridden!" Jinx yelled directing it to anyone within earshot. Mostly directed to the enchanted hat.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:45 pm
"Alright, alright, no need to shout," Alcharius grumbled, scrunching up a little as if covering his ears a bit. "I find it a little hard to sympathise though, to be honest. I'm not exactly mobile at the best of times myself."
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:56 pm
Jinx sighed, knowing she was not able to do stuff on her own,she placed Alcharius on the nightstand and decided to sleep off the rest of the day into tomorrow. She was awoken by the gentile rocking of the ship. "Good morning Alcharius," she said with a yawn.
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