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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:18 pm

sasuke: "OMG!!! that pink dress looks so good on you sakura! where did you get it?i want one!"

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:06 pm

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sasuke: "OMG!!! that pink dress looks so good on you sakura! where did you get it?i want one!"

That's something NO ONE would say....

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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:12 pm

Naruto: Bad Kiba, stop humping the gusts' leg!
Gaara: Kiba, you have an "accedent near my gourd... (Hours later) Bad Kiba! I warned you!!!
Saske: Bad Kiba *squirt bottle* for barking at nothing...

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:06 pm

I found a website for Naruto that lists some of the things that Naruto characters would never say. I'm going to post them on here and include the link for the website. Please remeber they are not mine.
http://www.narutocentral.com/features/theyd-never-say-that/

Asuma-"I quit smoking a month ago."
Choji-"No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
Gai-"That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
Gaara-"I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
Haku-"I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
Hinata-"Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"
Ino-"Eww... I hate purple."
Itachi-"I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
Jiraiya-"Oh man! Not another naked chick."
Kakashi-"Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
Kiba-"AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"
Orochimaru-"Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
Lee-"Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
Sasuke-"I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
Shino-HAHAHAHAHA!

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Blaireaux

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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:43 pm

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I found a website for Naruto that lists some of the things that Naruto characters would never say. I'm going to post them on here and include the link for the website. Please remeber they are not mine.
http://www.narutocentral.com/features/theyd-never-say-that/

Asuma-"I quit smoking a month ago."
Choji-"No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
Gai-"That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
Gaara-"I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
Haku-"I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
Hinata-"Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"
Ino-"Eww... I hate purple."
Itachi-"I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
Jiraiya-"Oh man! Not another naked chick."
Kakashi-"Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
Kiba-"AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"
Orochimaru-"Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
Lee-"Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
Sasuke-"I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
Shino-HAHAHAHAHA!

D:
"I love you Neji."
"I love you more Hinata."
What do you mean they'd never say that?
[Is the biggest NejiHina fan she knows]
I really hope ShikaIno is not being supported there.
[Is the biggest anti-ShikaIno fan she knows as well...]
Still...ItaSasu FTW!

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:44 am

Sasuke:...So...Kakashi-Sensei...You think maybe, I could borrow that book of yours...*nudge nudge*
Kakashi: I'll put you on the list right after Ino.

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neko-michi

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:27 pm

Chieira

k.o.t.a.r.u

*useing Byakugan*

Neji: I can see through your clothes! Ha! blaugh ninja sweatdrop

*snickering* Really, he can. You know, Neji's probably like this huge closet pervert. Have you ever noticed how much he stares at people? Yep. Checkin' out some a**.

lmao...seriously...lol i bet hinata looks at naruto with it too...

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:16 pm

gaara: Im sorry kankoru i dont have any feeling for lee really i dont i love you
Kankoru: I dont believe you.
*gaara gives him a huge kiss*
Lee: cries but i thought we had something special

that all i can think of

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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:58 pm

I can't really think of anything...

tsunade: Do you think my boobs are to big?
naruto: I'm getting sick of ramen.
neji: I shampoo with herbal essence.
sakura: I hate sasuke.
sasuke: No thanks sakura, I'm going out with orochimaru.
gaara: Hold on there's sand in my eye.
kankurou: Hey gaara would you be one of my puppets?
kakashi: Want me to read you icha icha paradise?
choji: I'm not hungry.
shino: Ew a bug! get it away from me.

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:42 am

1.Sasuke

* · "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
* · "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
* · "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
* · I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

2.Sakura

* · "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
* · "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
* · "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
3.Naruto

* · "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
* · "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
* · "I hate the color orange."
* · "I love you Neji."

4.Kakashi

* · "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
* · "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
* · "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
* · "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
* · "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, screw this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

kk......that's all
i just found this in this site : http://www.narutocentral.com/features/theyd-never-say-that/

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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:26 am

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1.Sasuke

* · "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
* · "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
* · "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
* · I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

2.Sakura

* · "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
* · "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
* · "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
3.Naruto

* · "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
* · "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
* · "I hate the color orange."
* · "I love you Neji."

4.Kakashi

* · "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
* · "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
* · "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
* · "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
* · "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, screw this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

kk......that's all
i just found this in this site : http://www.narutocentral.com/features/theyd-never-say-that/

I know of that website also. My favorite ones are these:
Orochimaru-"Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
Lee-"Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
Jiraiya-"Oh man! Not another naked chick."
Gai-"That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:19 pm

Neji: -Swishy hair flick- Because I'm worth it!

Actually, I think he might say that.

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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:41 pm

Naruto:Im sorry Hinata i want to have a orgy with Neji SHino and Shikamaru (XD)

Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:04 am

Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Itachi: I love you. You love me. We're a happy family.(I'm sure that you guys know the rest of the song. 3nodding If not then you have lived a sheltered life.)

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