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 Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:19 pm
Spider-man: If you think that Joker will be okay with that explanation, you've crossed the line from crazy to just plain dumb. Or was that transition made a while ago...? *pauses in mock thoughtfulness*
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:22 pm
Pixie: I did cross that line a while back. how do you think i ended up like this web boy. and besides I'm sure the Joker would understand. He's my homie.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:29 pm
Spider-man: Oh yeah? Didn't you ever watch Batman the Animated Series as a kid? Oops, my mistake. Don't you watch Batman the Animated Series every Saturday morning on Boomerang with your bowl of cocoapuffs and your 'My little Pony' PJs? Well, if not, there's this one episode where his supposed 'main lady', Harley, captures the Batman, and she does a fantastic job of it. There is absolutely no way he can escape on his own steam, and he has no way to call for backup. Just before Harley kills him, he convinces her to call the Joker down to see for himself. And do you know what? He's not happy with her; he's FURIOUS. Moral of the story, the Joker doesn't have any 'homies'. Period.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:40 pm
Pixie: Actually they're care bear Pjs. and I hate cocoa puffs they look like rabbit crap. Anyway we could settle this the easy way and just ask him. Then we can see who's right. Oh! I got it! We can have a bet! those games are so much fun... Like monopoly... I always end up robbing the "bank" and killing the person in charge. Have you ever played real life monopoly? Thats fun. What were we talking about again? Oh yeah... a bet. -lowers voice- I'll get you out of your little.. uh, situation if he says no to me chopping your toes off... and if he says yes... Hm. You have to buy me a bag of skittles.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:45 pm
Spider-man: *suspiciously* I have to buy you a bag of skittles. That's it?
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:50 pm
Gossamer: *grinns* "Actually, if I remember right, it was more because it was his plan, and she had the Bat. Oh, and you know what, you should mention to Joker when you ask that I could find a spell to keep him from bleeding to death. It's been a while since I've used that spell, and it might be painful if I get it wrong, but I would get it afte a toe or two."
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:54 pm
Spider-man: Ooookay. I think that is officially enough of that. *Quickly turns wrists outwards, and shoots two globs of webbing toward Gossamer's eyes, then sends two strands of webbing to the wall behind her and yanks, bringing said wall crashing down on top of two lovely little heads*
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:03 pm
Pixie: -snaps fingers and the wall goes through the pair- Really? trying to kill two magic users? Pa-the-tic. -laughs- now negotiations... Yes. just Skittles, I assure you that you will not be killed in anyway.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:08 pm
Gossamer: "Gah!" *jerks back a bit and tries to pull webbing off of her face. Feels the wall go through her and stops struggling with it. Green fire soon eats at the webbing on her face and she glares down at Spidey, eye twitching and arms crossed.* "You know, I forgot about those pesky things. Maybe I should relieve you of them.."
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:13 pm
Spider-man: See, that's the trouble with magic: line of sight and concentration required. *Flips up as chains go loose, and is out the window in a flash.* Later, ladies!
Dr. Strange: *entering from a back room* Alright. For the last time, Superman, just leave Logan... *eyebrows come down* alone. *uncomfortable pause* ...First and last chance; get out. Now.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:21 pm
Batgirl: *holds arms up taking the kick to her forearms, quickly she grabbed Deadpools foot as soon at it made contact and pushed it back up then stood up in a defensive position* It wasn't supposed to be a pun... *mumbles about Jokers bad jokes*
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:26 pm
Pixie: -laughs at Batgirl's frustration and Spiderman's escape- Oh wow THAT was great. Totally didn't see it coming! -turns to Batgirl's fight- kind of a bummer for the hero's though, that the guy's about as reliable as a turtle missing a leg. -notices Strange.- Oh wow. who are you?
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Comic_Book_Joker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:27 pm
Venom: -jumps up to the window, blocking the escape route of Spider-Man, then grabs him by the throat, taking advantage of Web-Head's self-imposed distraction as well as his own ability to NOT trip Spider-Senses; jumps back down next to the ladies- We believe you lost this.
Joker: Pixie, if you kill him before I give the word, I will personally see to it that Superman locks you up in the Phantom Zone permanently. However, I don't see anything wrong with non-lethal torture...
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:31 pm
Pixie: -mocks surprise- Kill him? Why would I do that? you never gave me the word or anything... now why would I deliberatly disobey you? -rolls eyes grumbling-
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:36 pm
((Godmode once again stare ))
Spider-man: *twists to the side, simultaneously breaking Venom's grip on his throat and kicking at Venom's face* And 'this' would prefer to remain lost, thank you. *Flips up and into an air duct* Come and get me, Eddie! *disappears inside*
Supergirl: Didn't you hear me, Joker? The show... *reaches out and lifts him up by the lapels* Is CANCELLED.
Strange: Steven Strange. Get out.
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