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 Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:40 pm
Granted, but then a giant gorilla comes and eats your giant banana.
I wish my date would dance with me....
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:26 pm
granted, but he dances so badly that he accidently ran you into a wall and broke your bones
I wish that I could think of a wish
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:57 am
granted, but you wished for nothing, so... no you are no where, but everywhere at the same time... weird...
i wish that i didnt need to sleep -.-
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:01 pm
Granted. But the lack of sleep makes you dizzy and you stumble into traffic, you get hit by 3 semi-trucks. But since you can't sleep, and death is a way of sleeping, the grim reaper doesn't know if your dead or alive, and you become a zombie, craving energy drinks and poptarts...
I wish I had a pink opera singing hippo named, Nigel....
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infinite_personalities101
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:27 pm
You get your wish, but it sings horribly and it never stops.
I wish for super powers
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:44 pm
Granted. But in an effort to save a cat stuck in a tree, your powers become overloaded and you explode.
I wish to have a good birthday tomorrow...
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infinite_personalities101
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:52 pm
You do, but you die the next day!
I wish life wasn't so stressful.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:59 pm
granted. but since there is no stress in the world, it's as if the whole world is smoking marijuana, and we all die of lung disease and brain damage.
i wish to have a good school year
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:17 am
*granted, but next, next year is your worst- year- ever~
I wish that my hair looked even awsomer
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:15 am
granted, but your hair was so awesome, that the people of the world shunned you from the outside, in fear of the epic awesomeness, that was your hair
I wish to fall in love blaugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:51 am
(Aww... I hate to corrupt this one. <_<;; )
So yeah, you fall head over heels for this amazingly special someone... just before he/she is inexplicably exiled to the moon for crimes against humanity.
I wish I could move to Canada. sad
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:26 pm
Granted but in moving to Canada you are also closer to the Arctic and it gets really cold. Too bad you didn't wish all your warm clothes were with you...
I wish I didn't have to pee, and that people never had to pee again and their kidneys would never shut down!
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:26 am
your wish has been granted and that no one ever pees except for the fact that liquid waste is now coming out from the other side twisted
I wish we have more nukes !!!! eek
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:18 pm
Your wish is granted. However much to your dismay they are placed on Mars, and you have to go get them.
I wish my sister's pals wheren't around.
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