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 Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:43 pm
Truth be told, I hath believed, he indeed was on duty as well.
Seeing as he hath been servicing Lady Blake during that time.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:44 pm
Apologies, your honour. I vouchsafe there shan't be another affrontery to thine courthouse.
*Leans in and whispers to the other Bunny.*
Such sweet promises doth not apply to mine Lamborghini.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:47 pm
The Lady on the platform's memory may be impaire By her time spent in the forme of hamstaire For as said tape doth truthishly showe without revision The Lady Blake did not appear until after the incident in questione. The Plaintiff doth humbly request, in accorde, that the Witness's remarks be strucketh from the recorde.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:05 pm
I will mull over objections, for the meantime court is in recess.
*bangs gavel*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:19 pm
*Matt walsk back into the court room, sighs and takes a seat.*
I DO wish we could finish this. And I wish that damned imp would piss off and get out of Lex's head . . . *glances at the man, and groans a bit.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:22 pm
Hath we been released yet
from this ancient talking mete?
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:25 pm
I was under the impression that we only had to do it in actual court. Which we are not, at the moment.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:32 pm
::reprograms his flight ring::
Really? I'm still getting the hang of the Earthlian court etiquette. How do you think I'm doing so far? mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:36 pm
This isn't "Earthian" court ettiquette. This is Lucifer's court etiquette. I suspect the worse we're doing, the funnier he finds it.
Which is fine. I'm just saying. Lucifer's rules are a bit different from the usual.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:48 pm
So.........Earthlican judges DON'T turn witnesses into animals or force the court to perform in poetic prose?
What a cold, sad, backwards world Earth used to be...
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:57 pm
No. As a general rule, we're straight to the point. No transformations, no floating martinis. But if a god tells you what to do, you at least try to accomodate him.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:02 pm
Tenzil Kem Thy Honour, as is evidenced in the tape of the incidenteIt was clearly stated to Storm as he hath wente That mine Cliente was not on his duties that fortnighte And a request for Master Storm to abandon his sighte. Again, the Plaintiff doth humbly request at the Defense To please hasten the pointe of true relevance.
Tenzil Kem The Lady on the platform's memory may be impaire By her time spent in the forme of hamstaire For as said tape doth truthishly showe without revision The Lady Blake did not appear until after the incident in questione. The Plaintiff doth humbly request, in accorde, that the Witness's remarks be strucketh from the recorde.
It appears to me, on a review of the tape, that while Powell may indeed have had a date that night, he was still on duty. Considering that he was picking and choosing whom he was on duty for, I suggest his employer take a carefuyl review of Powell's past raises. Blake appears to have entered mear moments after Storm left and she was still served, albeit Powell had a surly attitude. I hope she didn't tip him.
Your objections are over-ruled.
And I'll have you know that the only side effects to being a hamster are a craving for nuts and the tendancy to try and run in any wheel shaped object.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:13 pm
*reads the latest ruling and rolls his eyes*
So now doing a favor for friend bites me in the a**. Go figure.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:23 pm
That must have been why I was eating all those almond cookies the other day..
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:32 pm
you know...
cyanide has an almond-like scent...
stare
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