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 Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:57 pm
Cassandra: My dearest brother you are very devious.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 3:17 pm
Helenus grinned. "Thank you. You're very good youself, just need to work on being unoticed."
"So does this mean you're on the Greek's side?"
"It depends on my mood. Hey, it's gonna happen anyway, why try to delay it?"
"Because I can," Cassandra replied.
"Actually..."
"What do you mean, 'actually'?!" Caassandra demanded.
"Well, no one thinks you're right. Everyone who meets you wants to lock you in a rubber room. And that hasn't even been invented yet."
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 3:20 pm
Cassandra pouts. " Does that mean you want to lock me into a rubber room that hasn't been invented yet?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:29 pm
Helenus smiled again. "I said everyone. As you should know, I am most certainly not 'everyone.'"
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:04 pm
Cassandra pouts. " No but father and the others consider you everyone so that means you must want to lock me up again." She mutters under her breath. " This all happened cause Artemis was to busy to hunt with Apollo. If she hadn't been I might be believed . But no she had to go help someone give birth. As soon as she gets back he forgets all about me except to curse me. He cares more about his own twin sister than his lover. I'm sure Helenus is just looking for an excuse to get rid of me. Everyone else is."
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:13 pm
Helenus sighed. "Cassy, I'm not 'everyone.' And I don't think they consider me 'everyone' either. Okay, here goes Helenus's scale of Insanity. 1.)Normal. This is the 'everyone' stage.
2.) Wierd. This is when you start predicting the future accurately and getting scarily good with dice.
3.) Whacked. This is when you are annoyingly persistent with genuine prophecies. This is my stage. Two stages above "everyone".
4.) Mad. This is when you have sort-of frenzies with your prophecies.
5.) Crazy. This is when you run through the streets of Troy proclaiming your prophecy.
6.) Insane. This is when you climb onto the roof of the palace and scream your prophecies for five hours straight on a regular basis. This, my dear sister is what you are. "Everyone" considers it a horrible thing to be. I like you that way, proving once more that I'm not everyone."
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This is a scale my friend and I came up with because this kid Andy in my science class likes to rate insanity. I added the details to fit the story. I'm considered "insane" because I freaked out over a missing comma!
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:29 pm
Cassandra sighed but moved closer to her twin. " One of these day's father will find you a bride and you'll forget all about me and go to Normal on your insanity scale because you want to please her."
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I like the scale. WHat's the original scale? I wanna find out what me and my mom would be. I bought my mom a plaque 6 years ago that said I don't suffer from Insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:20 pm
Helenus: No, you and I will never be normal. We will always be the non-normal royally insane future-seeing twins of Troy.
Random studio audience: Awww!
Helenus: What?!
RSA: (laughs)
Apollo: Hey, how come this happened to both twin sets? Or something like that?
Artemis: (sighs) I hope this doesn't mean I'm like Cassandra.
Cassandra: What do you mean?! scream
RSA: Oooh!
Helenus: Get out of here right now!
Apollo: Yeah!
Artemis: Or I'll shoot you with my arrows!
Cassandra: Or I'll start screaming again!
RSA: Ahh! (run out of the scene)
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:35 pm
Artemis: HMMM I never knew she could be so useful.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:27 am
Cassandra: Thanks. But still... what do you mean, "I hope I'm not like Cassandra"!!! WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
Helenus: Cassy... calm down, don't pick a fight with the supreme goddess of the moon and the hunt...
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:44 pm
Artemis: Listen to your brother before I get annoyed again. I meant I don't care for being called insane. The only one who can get away with that is Apollo.
Apollo: Cassandra try not to get Temi very mad, I don't want to listen to all of the other gods yelling at me to make her calm down when all I want to do is watch her and laugh at her victims.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:29 pm
Cassandra: And am I one of those victims?
Helenus: Yeah, I think so. Sorry, Cassy, you're just one of those people who like to pick fights with gods and they like to pick fights with you back.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:33 pm
Cassandra: That's no fair!
Helenus: Cassy their gods they don't care if it's fair or not.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:41 pm
Artemis: We are most certainly not fair, Cassandra. You of all people should know that. Apollo's punishment was not quite fair but it's still appropriate and all worked out in the end. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go annoy Apollo because it's fun to annoy your twin once in a while don't you agree?
Cassandra, Helenus, Apollo: Yes.
Apollo: I've got an idea...how about a who-can-annoy-their-twin-the-most contest?
Artemis and Cassandra: (grin wickedly)
Apollo: Oh, no. I did not see that coming, but I should have. I should never have suggested that contest idea.
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:52 pm
Apollo: I think we're doomed Helenus.
Artemis: Cassandra how about the two of us team up to make our twins yelp like puppies?
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