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 Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:46 am
Granted. But then tying your shoes by yourself becomes impossible.
I wish I could write at the speed of light.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:52 am
(I wear birkenstocks! Slip them on! I win!)
Granted! But all of your writing materials, keyboards, whatnot are instantly destroyed by the heat and pressures forced upon them.
I wish to break free.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:59 am
Granted. But forever more, you'll hear the song "Born Free" - on repeat.
I wish it wasn't a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:12 pm
granted.. the world is calm and serene and insanely boring you slit your wrists after 2 weeks of utopia.
I wish gas prices would drop a little bit.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:36 pm
Granted! But then the price of oxygen shoots up, you can't afford to pay it, thus you are cut off by the government and die of asphyxiation.
I wish sandals didn't hurt my toes because they are so gosh darn cute!
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:20 pm
granted.. they didnt hurt your toes.. they hurt your whole sole!
i wish i can walk properly in stilettos without getting hurt..
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:23 pm
Granted! But then you sashay your hips all wrong in your skirt and break your hip.
I wish I was able to recall more of my dreams.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:46 pm
granted you recall all your dreams but you cant remeber any real life events for longer than two mins.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:01 am
Granted! You get nothing as you wished for nothing!
I wish I could combine my little sister time with my OOG time once in awhile, so I could keep Onee-chan happy while strengthening my lovelock on OOG. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:36 pm
Granted. But you strengthen it so much that I pass out from the lack of air.
I wish I could find a good online school that allows me to transfer my credits.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:40 pm
Granted! But you find out you can only get a degree in porpoise artificial insemination or dead animal appraisal.
I wish I could find buyers for some of my collectables.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:53 pm
Granted! But they'll only pay $2.33 per collectable.
I wish I would get the memo more often.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:58 pm
Granted! I will put them in my pants from now on. wink
I wish I could afford a house of my own.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:02 pm
lol
Granted! But it refuses to let you dress on your own and subsequently, you leave the house looking like the spawn of a chicken and hyena.
I wish we lived in a society where there was no money.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:05 pm
Granted! It is a barter-based economy after the wars ruin the globe. Thankfully for you, you're the lover of the new world's foremost scholar and sage. wink
I wish the idea of a post-apocalyptic, road warrior world did not sound so damn cool.
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