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 Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 8:13 pm
Fortunately, none of them are bright enough to know how to successfully do it.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:59 pm
Unfortunately, every person on the planet has no brain, and they turn into zombies!
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:28 pm
♭♮♯ Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet. Fortunately you have an effective shotgun and a backup plan involving peanut butter. ♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world. ♯♮♭
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 7:05 pm
Unfortunately, the zombies bent your gun barrel and vampire cockroaches ate all the peanut butter.
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:42 pm
fortunately, you know rhe art of concealment(how to make yourself disappear)
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:38 pm
Unfortunately, so does a three-headed dragon and starts chasing you, trying to burn you to a crisp.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:43 pm
fortunately, you are fire-resistant
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:53 pm
unfortunately, you are not eat-proof and the dragon eats you to leave you rotting in its stomach acids
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:56 am
Fortunately the acids are actually yummy gummy bears in disguise.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:32 pm
unfortunately the gummy bears were poisoned which made your vision blurry.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:54 am
Fortunately, an old man came along and gave you an antidote.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:14 am
Unfortunately, the old man turned into a demon and wanted to eat you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:03 pm
Fortunately you drank the antidote and got away before he could attack.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:27 pm
Unfortunately, you fall into a ditch while you were running away and broke your leg.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 4:44 pm
fortunately, in the ditch there was hidden gold.
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