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 Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:53 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:56 am
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what?
Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen?
Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!!
Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding*
Me: Whoa, what did we miss?
Bob: Mikey's getting married.
Jimmy: To who?
Gerard: ... His toaster.
Me: Mikey's cheating on me?! Tay where's Ray?
Ray:I told you to get out of my life!Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head!
Frank: What?!
Me: Just do it! PLEASE!
Frank: That's Jeph's job dude.
Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple-
Frank: See?
Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE....
Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph!
Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl- Me: So... why was Jepha naked?
Jimmy: Cause the air conditioner's broken.
Ray: Well I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore!
Jeph: *comes back* Why?
Me: You're why.
Jeph: *cries*
Me: I always knew the Used was a bad influence! I love y'all anyway though.
Jeph* reaches to hug*
Me: put some clothes on, then we'll talk.
Jimmy: Something I should worry about?
Me: WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jimmy: Internet.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:58 am
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Me: * standing alone on the side with Jimmy* So... now what?
Jimmy: Wanna go get Dairy Queen?
Me: BROWNIE EARTHQUAKE... WITH PIE!!!!!
Jimmy & Me: *run to Dairy Queen* *buy Brownie Earthquake* *go back... only to see that there's a wedding*
Me: Whoa, what did we miss?
Bob: Mikey's getting married.
Jimmy: To who?
Gerard: ... His toaster.
Me: Mikey's cheating on me?! Tay where's Ray?
Ray:I told you to get out of my life!Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head!
Frank: What?!
Me: Just do it! PLEASE!
Frank: That's Jeph's job dude.
Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple-
Frank: See?
Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE....
Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph!
Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl- Me: So... why was Jepha naked?
Jimmy: Cause the air conditioner's broken.
Ray: Well I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore!
Jeph: *comes back* Why?
Me: You're why.
Jeph: *cries*
Me: I always knew the Used was a bad influence! I love y'all anyway though.
Jeph* reaches to hug*
Me: put some clothes on, then we'll talk.
Jimmy: Something I should worry about?
Me: WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jimmy: Internet.
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:03 am
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head!
Frank: What?!
Me: Just do it! PLEASE!
Frank: That's Jeph's job dude.
Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple-
Frank: See?
Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE....
Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph!
Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl- Me: So... why was Jepha naked?
Jimmy: Cause the air conditioner's broken.
Ray: Well I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore!
Jeph: *comes back* Why?
Me: You're why.
Jeph: *cries*
Me: I always knew the Used was a bad influence! I love y'all anyway though.
Jeph* reaches to hug*
Me: put some clothes on, then we'll talk.
Jimmy: Something I should worry about?
Me: WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jimmy: Internet.
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
Me: Be honest Jimmy... was it pornographic skittles?
Jimmy: No.
Me: ...
Jimmy: It was pornographic... smarties.
Kitty: Scandalous!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:49 am
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: How can Mikey cheat on you with a toaster...GAH! CREEPY MENTAL IMAGE! Frank! Get naked so I don't have a creepy mental image of Uncle Mikey in my head!
Frank: What?!
Me: Just do it! PLEASE!
Frank: That's Jeph's job dude.
Jeph: Whaa? -Comes with naked wiht a pineapple-
Frank: See?
Me: SO! He's not my husband! YOU ARE....
Frank: Oh yeah...go away Jeph!
Jeph: Fine! -Runs like a girl- Me: So... why was Jepha naked?
Jimmy: Cause the air conditioner's broken.
Ray: Well I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore!
Jeph: *comes back* Why?
Me: You're why.
Jeph: *cries*
Me: I always knew the Used was a bad influence! I love y'all anyway though.
Jeph* reaches to hug*
Me: put some clothes on, then we'll talk.
Jimmy: Something I should worry about?
Me: WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jimmy: Internet.
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
Me: Be honest Jimmy... was it pornographic skittles?
Jimmy: No.
Me: ...
Jimmy: It was pornographic... smarties.
Kitty: Scandalous!
Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie...
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:34 pm
Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore!
Jeph: *comes back* Why?
Me: You're why.
Jeph: *cries*
Me: I always knew the Used was a bad influence! I love y'all anyway though.
Jeph* reaches to hug*
Me: put some clothes on, then we'll talk.
Jimmy: Something I should worry about?
Me: WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jimmy: Internet.
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
Me: Be honest Jimmy... was it pornographic skittles?
Jimmy: No.
Me: ...
Jimmy: It was pornographic... smarties.
Kitty: Scandalous!
Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie... Me: HA! I KNEW IT! What will we do with you two? You're almost as bad as Gee-Spasm!
Gerard: *pops up out of thin air* You rang?
Me: Holy s**t! You're like Jareth!
Jimmy: Who?
Me: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH?
All: ...
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:25 pm
Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Either way I'm like the only one here that's having social issues & I don't like pineapples anymore!
Jeph: *comes back* Why?
Me: You're why.
Jeph: *cries*
Me: I always knew the Used was a bad influence! I love y'all anyway though.
Jeph* reaches to hug*
Me: put some clothes on, then we'll talk.
Jimmy: Something I should worry about?
Me: WHERE THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN?
Jimmy: Internet.
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
Me: Be honest Jimmy... was it pornographic skittles?
Jimmy: No.
Me: ...
Jimmy: It was pornographic... smarties.
Kitty: Scandalous!
Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie... Me: HA! I KNEW IT! What will we do with you two? You're almost as bad as Gee-Spasm!
Gerard: *pops up out of thin air* You rang?
Me: Holy s**t! You're like Jareth!
Jimmy: Who?
Me: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH?
All: ... *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:19 pm
XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
Me: Be honest Jimmy... was it pornographic skittles?
Jimmy: No.
Me: ...
Jimmy: It was pornographic... smarties.
Kitty: Scandalous!
Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie... Me: HA! I KNEW IT! What will we do with you two? You're almost as bad as Gee-Spasm!
Gerard: *pops up out of thin air* You rang?
Me: Holy s**t! You're like Jareth!
Jimmy: Who?
Me: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH?
All: ... *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!! Me: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?
Jimmy: Honestly, I had no idea. *head=scratch*
Kitty: She's awfully cool.
Steve: LET'S KEEP HER!
Me: Hey, are you guys still married?
Steve/Kitty: *hug and kiss*
Me: Well that answers that. Are we still married?
Jimmy: Yes?
Me: SO NOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? I suppose this is a bad time to tell you... I'm having your baby.
Jimmy: BABY!?
Me: Yes, all six of them. (:
All: Whoa.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:14 pm
Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: *twitches* I know what was on that computer screen *twitches even more*
Me: Be honest Jimmy... was it pornographic skittles?
Jimmy: No.
Me: ...
Jimmy: It was pornographic... smarties.
Kitty: Scandalous!
Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie... Me: HA! I KNEW IT! What will we do with you two? You're almost as bad as Gee-Spasm!
Gerard: *pops up out of thin air* You rang?
Me: Holy s**t! You're like Jareth!
Jimmy: Who?
Me: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH?
All: ... *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!! Me: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?
Jimmy: Honestly, I had no idea. *head=scratch*
Kitty: She's awfully cool.
Steve: LET'S KEEP HER!
Me: Hey, are you guys still married?
Steve/Kitty: *hug and kiss*
Me: Well that answers that. Are we still married?
Jimmy: Yes?
Me: SO NOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? I suppose this is a bad time to tell you... I'm having your baby.
Jimmy: BABY!?
Me: Yes, all six of them. (:
All: Whoa. *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Booooob!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK BOB!!! Bob: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Bob: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence.....
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:01 pm
XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie... Me: HA! I KNEW IT! What will we do with you two? You're almost as bad as Gee-Spasm!
Gerard: *pops up out of thin air* You rang?
Me: Holy s**t! You're like Jareth!
Jimmy: Who?
Me: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH?
All: ... *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!! Me: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?
Jimmy: Honestly, I had no idea. *head=scratch*
Kitty: She's awfully cool.
Steve: LET'S KEEP HER!
Me: Hey, are you guys still married?
Steve/Kitty: *hug and kiss*
Me: Well that answers that. Are we still married?
Jimmy: Yes?
Me: SO NOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? I suppose this is a bad time to tell you... I'm having your baby.
Jimmy: BABY!?
Me: Yes, all six of them. (:
All: Whoa. *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Booooob!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK BOB!!! Bob: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Bob: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence..... Me: Well you see we were married a while ago because... why did we get married?
Jimmy: Love?
Me: Maybe on your end...
Jimmy: ...
Me: Totally kidding! I love you! *hugs*
All: Aww, tender moment!
Me: Little does he know, three of the six children belong to Boston ********' Metal {None of you will get that, sorry}...
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:35 am
Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Me: Wait...where's Frank?!
Frank: Hi!
Me: Where have you been?!
Frank: Umm...internet.
Me: Pornographic Tootsie Rolls?
Frank: No!
Me: Tay! Get the taser ready!
Frank: Alright! Yes it was...
Me: Bad Frank! -Hits Frank on the back of his head-
Frank: Sorry Beanie... Me: HA! I KNEW IT! What will we do with you two? You're almost as bad as Gee-Spasm!
Gerard: *pops up out of thin air* You rang?
Me: Holy s**t! You're like Jareth!
Jimmy: Who?
Me: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LABYRINTH?
All: ... *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!! Me: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?
Jimmy: Honestly, I had no idea. *head=scratch*
Kitty: She's awfully cool.
Steve: LET'S KEEP HER!
Me: Hey, are you guys still married?
Steve/Kitty: *hug and kiss*
Me: Well that answers that. Are we still married?
Jimmy: Yes?
Me: SO NOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? I suppose this is a bad time to tell you... I'm having your baby.
Jimmy: BABY!?
Me: Yes, all six of them. (:
All: Whoa. *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Booooob!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK BOB!!! Bob: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Bob: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence..... Me: Well you see we were married a while ago because... why did we get married?
Jimmy: Love?
Me: Maybe on your end...
Jimmy: ...
Me: Totally kidding! I love you! *hugs*
All: Aww, tender moment!
Me: Little does he know, three of the six children belong to Boston ********' Metal {None of you will get that, sorry}... Me: Daddy why do you always marry people who cheat!!! D': Jimmy: *in schoolgirl voice* OMFG I HATE YOU MOSHY!!!! Me and hubby in unision: You better not do that to me! Moshy: Imma so sorry *in mario accent* Me: How about we leave you to bicker in this room, and everyone else can go to the other room so me and my hubby can get long and happy marriage advice from Kitty and Righ? *leaves room* Akward silence....
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:48 am
XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!! Me: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?
Jimmy: Honestly, I had no idea. *head=scratch*
Kitty: She's awfully cool.
Steve: LET'S KEEP HER!
Me: Hey, are you guys still married?
Steve/Kitty: *hug and kiss*
Me: Well that answers that. Are we still married?
Jimmy: Yes?
Me: SO NOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? I suppose this is a bad time to tell you... I'm having your baby.
Jimmy: BABY!?
Me: Yes, all six of them. (:
All: Whoa. *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Booooob!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK BOB!!! Bob: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Bob: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence..... Me: Well you see we were married a while ago because... why did we get married?
Jimmy: Love?
Me: Maybe on your end...
Jimmy: ...
Me: Totally kidding! I love you! *hugs*
All: Aww, tender moment!
Me: Little does he know, three of the six children belong to Boston ********' Metal {None of you will get that, sorry}... Me: Daddy why do you always marry people who cheat!!! D': Jimmy: *in schoolgirl voice* OMFG I HATE YOU MOSHY!!!! Me and hubby in unision: You better not do that to me! Moshy: Imma so sorry *in mario accent* Me: How about we leave you to bicker in this room, and everyone else can go to the other room so me and my hubby can get long and happy marriage advice from Kitty and Righ? *leaves room* Akward silence.... Me: *cries* my husband cheated on me & now we're not going to have a wedding & I already picked my dress!!! Frank & Bean: *group hugs me* It's okay sweety.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:40 pm
vampiremistress1290 XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx *walks in the door with madness going on* DADDY!!!! Jimmy: *comes running* Did I miss your soccer game??? Me: No actually my wedding was Friday remember? Jimmy: I'm sorry I missed your wedding *pinches cheeks* How bout I buy you a happy meal and we forget this???? Me: Thanks dad that fixes things *sarcasticaly* Jimmy: What's that dudes name again? Me: *whispers* douschebag ,,, *screams* MOSHYYY!!!! YOU BETTER HAVE UPDATED U F**KFART!!!!! Me: YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER!?
Jimmy: Honestly, I had no idea. *head=scratch*
Kitty: She's awfully cool.
Steve: LET'S KEEP HER!
Me: Hey, are you guys still married?
Steve/Kitty: *hug and kiss*
Me: Well that answers that. Are we still married?
Jimmy: Yes?
Me: SO NOW I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? I suppose this is a bad time to tell you... I'm having your baby.
Jimmy: BABY!?
Me: Yes, all six of them. (:
All: Whoa. *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Booooob!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK BOB!!! Bob: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Bob: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence..... Me: Well you see we were married a while ago because... why did we get married?
Jimmy: Love?
Me: Maybe on your end...
Jimmy: ...
Me: Totally kidding! I love you! *hugs*
All: Aww, tender moment!
Me: Little does he know, three of the six children belong to Boston ********' Metal {None of you will get that, sorry}... Me: Daddy why do you always marry people who cheat!!! D': Jimmy: *in schoolgirl voice* OMFG I HATE YOU MOSHY!!!! Me and hubby in unision: You better not do that to me! Moshy: Imma so sorry *in mario accent* Me: How about we leave you to bicker in this room, and everyone else can go to the other room so me and my hubby can get long and happy marriage advice from Kitty and Righ? *leaves room* Akward silence.... Me: *cries* my husband cheated on me & now we're not going to have a wedding & I already picked my dress!!! Frank & Bean: *group hugs me* It's okay sweety. Me: Forgiveness?
Jimmy: Yes!
Me: I prevail!
Both: *hug*
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:37 am
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Miiiikey!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK MIKEY!!! Mikey: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Mikey: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence..... Me: Well you see we were married a while ago because... why did we get married?
Jimmy: Love?
Me: Maybe on your end...
Jimmy: ...
Me: Totally kidding! I love you! *hugs*
All: Aww, tender moment!
Me: Little does he know, three of the six children belong to Boston ********' Metal {None of you will get that, sorry}... Me: Daddy why do you always marry people who cheat!!! D': Jimmy: *in schoolgirl voice* OMFG I HATE YOU MOSHY!!!! Me and hubby in unision: You better not do that to me! Moshy: Imma so sorry *in mario accent* Me: How about we leave you to bicker in this room, and everyone else can go to the other room so me and my hubby can get long and happy marriage advice from Kitty and Righ? *leaves room* Akward silence.... Me: *cries* my husband cheated on me & now we're not going to have a wedding & I already picked my dress!!! Frank & Bean: *group hugs me* It's okay sweety. Me: Forgiveness?
Jimmy: Yes!
Me: I prevail!
Both: *hug* Mikey: WOw, what a f*cked up family. Me: NAh, this is nothing. *hug and kiss* Mikey: How about we goooo home?
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:09 am
XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx Hardcore Mosher XxXx_gnr_rox_my_sox_XxXx *my husband walks in* Me:hey sweetie!!! Jimmy: Who the f*ck is this? Me:MY HUSBAND!!!! Kitty: Oooooo!!!!! Me: May I present to you Miiiikey!!!! *runs off to watch from shrubbery* Jimmy:F*CK MIKEY!!! Mikey: Yeaaaah? What? Lyn-Z: *filming to put on utube* SCANDOLOUS!!!!!!! *in drag voice* Jimmy: Well I'm not paying for the wedding right? Mikey: Nope I paid Jimmy: I like him!!! Me: *comes back and glomps Lyn-Z* So glad you came to my wedding!!! Jimmy: SORRY BUT I GOT BUNS IN THE OVEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT INSTEAD AND I FORGOT!!!! Me: Well My Chem preformed and all your bandmates were there as well as Moshy, YOUR WIFE, How do you explain yourself???? Akward Silence..... Me: Well you see we were married a while ago because... why did we get married?
Jimmy: Love?
Me: Maybe on your end...
Jimmy: ...
Me: Totally kidding! I love you! *hugs*
All: Aww, tender moment!
Me: Little does he know, three of the six children belong to Boston ********' Metal {None of you will get that, sorry}... Me: Daddy why do you always marry people who cheat!!! D': Jimmy: *in schoolgirl voice* OMFG I HATE YOU MOSHY!!!! Me and hubby in unision: You better not do that to me! Moshy: Imma so sorry *in mario accent* Me: How about we leave you to bicker in this room, and everyone else can go to the other room so me and my hubby can get long and happy marriage advice from Kitty and Righ? *leaves room* Akward silence.... Me: *cries* my husband cheated on me & now we're not going to have a wedding & I already picked my dress!!! Frank & Bean: *group hugs me* It's okay sweety. Me: Forgiveness?
Jimmy: Yes!
Me: I prevail!
Both: *hug* Mikey: WOw, what a f*cked up family. Me: NAh, this is nothing. *hug and kiss* Mikey: How about we goooo home? Me: Yeah, we're a pretty messed up couple. That's why we're perfect together. =O
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