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Hai Tien

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:30 pm


Sen_Strife
Marie-leah
Deaths Apprentice
Edge22
*Cloud, Vincent, Zack, and Rufus are all playing FFXI*

Cloud: Alright I just got my DRK job!!
Vincent: So I'm a Lv100 DRK/ Lv 100 Marksman
Zack: YOU LIE, THE MAX LVL LIMIT IS 75 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MARKSMAN JOB
Vincent: I just wanted to be cool crying
Zack: VINCENT GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Vincent: Waaaaaaa!! your not my mom don't tell me what to do crying *runs to his room*
Zack: Wow didn't expect him to actually do it
Cloud: Me either
Rufus: Don't worry I got it all on tape, time to play the blackmail game, speaking of which, HEY AERIS!!!!
Aeris:Yes?
Rufus: Its time to pay the pide piper
Aeris: But I gave you all my gil yesterday crying
Rufus: Looks like you lose then, hey guys wanna see something cool?
Aeris: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

*Rufus pulls out a folder of pictures*

Cloud: Whats in that?
Aeris: NO CLOUD DON'T LOOK!!
Rufus: This *opens the folder, inside are pictures of Aeris naked*
Cloud: eek
Aeris: I was young and needed the money
Rufus: Young my a** these pics were taken 3 months ago
Aeris: You just love making lives miserable don't you
Zack: *looks through the pics* meh I seen her naked before, nothing special
Cloud: WHAT!?!
Zack: yeah on Christmas eve, I gave her the best christmas present she ever had
Cloud: AERIS HOW COULD YOU!!!
Zack: Well first she had a few to many beers then next I went up to her and asked....
Cloud: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!
Rufus: THATS IT CLOUD, ZACK GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

Zack: Fine! *goes to his room*
Cloud: Thanks Rufus! *pats his back*
Rufus: And Cloud. You've been a bad boy.
Cloud: What?! I have not!
Rufus: Don't argue! Go to my room. wink


Airis:...okay!

Rufus I said Cloud.... cloud!

Cloud sweatdrop


Rufus: Go to your ******** room Cloud!
Cloud: All right! You mother [ bleep ]ing son of a [ bleep ]
Rufus: What did you say to me!?!?!?!? *shoots Cloud* Aeris I w-
Aeris: Fine I'll go to my room...
Rufus: No I wanted you to take Vincent, Cloud and Zacks place in this game...


Aeris: But I don't know how to play FFXI
Rufus: *tosses a Strategy Guide at Aeris* NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT TILL YOU MEMERIZED EVERY PAGE!!

*in clouds room*
Cloud: Screw FFXI, I'm playing World of Warcraft, wtf someone is logged on as me!

*in vincents room*
Vincent: You snooze you lose, alright time to ruin Clouds WoW character *in WoW* Cloudex: HEY EVERYONE I'M GIVING AWAY FREE GOLD!!

*in a different room*

Reno: Screw those guys, Counter Strike is where its at, right Cid?
Cid: Dammit Reno I just got picked off by a sharpshooter
Yuffie: Ah you fool!! you dare frag KawaiiNinjaDemon!!!
Reno: t3h pwn4g3 b3g1n5
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:31 pm


Edge22
Sen_Strife
Marie-leah
Deaths Apprentice
Edge22
*Cloud, Vincent, Zack, and Rufus are all playing FFXI*

Cloud: Alright I just got my DRK job!!
Vincent: So I'm a Lv100 DRK/ Lv 100 Marksman
Zack: YOU LIE, THE MAX LVL LIMIT IS 75 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MARKSMAN JOB
Vincent: I just wanted to be cool crying
Zack: VINCENT GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Vincent: Waaaaaaa!! your not my mom don't tell me what to do crying *runs to his room*
Zack: Wow didn't expect him to actually do it
Cloud: Me either
Rufus: Don't worry I got it all on tape, time to play the blackmail game, speaking of which, HEY AERIS!!!!
Aeris:Yes?
Rufus: Its time to pay the pide piper
Aeris: But I gave you all my gil yesterday crying
Rufus: Looks like you lose then, hey guys wanna see something cool?
Aeris: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

*Rufus pulls out a folder of pictures*

Cloud: Whats in that?
Aeris: NO CLOUD DON'T LOOK!!
Rufus: This *opens the folder, inside are pictures of Aeris naked*
Cloud: eek
Aeris: I was young and needed the money
Rufus: Young my a** these pics were taken 3 months ago
Aeris: You just love making lives miserable don't you
Zack: *looks through the pics* meh I seen her naked before, nothing special
Cloud: WHAT!?!
Zack: yeah on Christmas eve, I gave her the best christmas present she ever had
Cloud: AERIS HOW COULD YOU!!!
Zack: Well first she had a few to many beers then next I went up to her and asked....
Cloud: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!
Rufus: THATS IT CLOUD, ZACK GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!

Zack: Fine! *goes to his room*
Cloud: Thanks Rufus! *pats his back*
Rufus: And Cloud. You've been a bad boy.
Cloud: What?! I have not!
Rufus: Don't argue! Go to my room. wink


Airis:...okay!

Rufus I said Cloud.... cloud!

Cloud sweatdrop


Rufus: Go to your ******** room Cloud!
Cloud: All right! You mother [ bleep ]ing son of a [ bleep ]
Rufus: What did you say to me!?!?!?!? *shoots Cloud* Aeris I w-
Aeris: Fine I'll go to my room...
Rufus: No I wanted you to take Vincent, Cloud and Zacks place in this game...


Aeris: But I don't know how to play FFXI
Rufus: *tosses a Strategy Guide at Aeris* NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT TILL YOU MEMERIZED EVERY PAGE!!

*in clouds room*
Cloud: Screw FFXI, I'm playing World of Warcraft, wtf someone is logged on as me!

*in vincents room*
Vincent: You snooze you lose, alright time to ruin Clouds WoW character *in WoW* Cloudex: HEY EVERYONE I'M GIVING AWAY FREE GOLD!!

*in a different room*

Reno: Screw those guys, Counter Strike is where its at, right Cid?
Cid: Dammit Reno I just got picked off by a sharpshooter
Yuffie: Ah you fool!! you dare frag KawaiiNinjaDemon!!!
Reno: t3h pwn4g3 b3g1n5


*meanwhile in the place where everyone was*

Rufus: I can't belive I even asked Cloud to come to my room!
Aeris: Yes that was stupid
Rufus: Let's keep playing Yu-Gi-Oh... Or we can start a new game!!!!
Aeris: Ok! I'll go first! Ha! Take that, I summon blue eyes cute dragon! You're screwed man
Rufus: LOL!! rofl I got all the three egyptian gods AND Exodia on the first turn!
Aeris: WHAT! You ******** cheater! I'm quitting this gay game!
Rufus: Yay for cheating!!
*Cloud comes out of his room*
Cloud: I thought you guys were playing FFXI?
Rufus: Yeah we got bored of that... And we started playing Yu-Gi-Oh and I cheated... HAHAHAHAHA!!

Sen Akumu


Prof_Hojo

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:17 pm


Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud!
Cloud: Eh, warum nicht?
Aeris: o.O? What's with the German?
Tifa: Wir tun nur so.
(If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best)
*PS: My German sucks*
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:40 pm


Reno: Rude! How many times do I have to tell you to quit doing that?!

Rude: ninja Doing what? ninja

Reno: I told you not to play strip poker with Rufus and Elena!! scream

Rude: I'm not! gonk

Reno: Then what are you doing holding Elena's clothes?

Rude: ninja Laundry ninja

Reno: Aye, if I find out you've been playing that game with them again without me I'm gonna knock you out!!

Elena: *runs in lacking clothes* RENO RUDE IS BEING RUDE AGAIN!! gonk

Deaths Apprentice


akurei00

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:26 pm


Aeris: MY NAME IS AERIS G!# D@%#*T!!!!! NOT AERITH!!!!! F%@^#&g translators...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:27 am


Cloud: (when in dress) do my pixels look big in this?

pleasedelete


Hai Tien

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:02 pm


Zack: Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn
Reno and Cloud: All alone
Zack: Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction
Zack and Cloud: My confidence is leaving me on my own
Reno and Cloud: All alone
Zack:No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:00 pm


Prof_Hojo
Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud!
Cloud: Eh, warum nicht?
Aeris: o.O? What's with the German?
Tifa: Wir tun nur so.
(If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best)
*PS: My German sucks*


trancelate

Sephiroth: I love you Cloud!
Cloud: eh? why not?
Aeris: whats with all the German
Tifa: we only pretend so

(it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh )

pleasedelete


Onmyoji Seimei

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:07 pm


Marie-leah
Prof_Hojo
Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud!
Cloud: Eh, warum nicht?
Aeris: o.O? What's with the German?
Tifa: Wir tun nur so.
(If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best)
*PS: My German sucks*


trancelate

Sephiroth: I love you Cloud!
Cloud: eh? why not?
Aeris: whats with all the German
Tifa: we only pretend so

(it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh )
You're cool, miss german lady
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:13 pm


Marie-leah
Prof_Hojo
Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud!
Cloud: Eh, warum nicht?
Aeris: o.O? What's with the German?
Tifa: Wir tun nur so.
(If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best)
*PS: My German sucks*


trancelate

Sephiroth: I love you Cloud!
Cloud: eh? why not?
Aeris: whats with all the German
Tifa: we only pretend so

(it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh )
Oh yeah? Well then
Sephiroth: Mourir!
Aeris: Non!
(My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time)

Prof_Hojo


Onmyoji Seimei

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:30 pm


Prof_Hojo
Marie-leah
Prof_Hojo
Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud!
Cloud: Eh, warum nicht?
Aeris: o.O? What's with the German?
Tifa: Wir tun nur so.
(If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best)
*PS: My German sucks*


trancelate

Sephiroth: I love you Cloud!
Cloud: eh? why not?
Aeris: whats with all the German
Tifa: we only pretend so

(it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh )
Oh yeah? Well then
Sephiroth: Mourir!
Aeris: Non!
(My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time)
You speak french, german, and (apparently) english?! How old are you?
edit- You're only 16?! (I feel stupid)
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:33 pm


Tifa: Who's your daddy Sephiroth?!
Vincent: Hojo is!

darkzumi

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Hai Tien

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:32 pm


*everyones eating pizza*

Cloud: Wow who knew chocobo's can make such good pizza
Yuffie: I thought it was sweet the chocobo put this tasty heart shapped black topping on my slice
Vincent: You do know thats a chocobo turd right?
Yuffie: *turns white and faints*
Vincent: Thought so

*Vincent and Cid grab the last piece*

Cid: Hey I got it first
Vincent: No you didn't I did
Cid: Well I'm more deserving of it
Vincent: You hardly do anything that risks your own life!!
Cid: Well at least I didn't cosplay as a bisexual at Comicon last year
Vincent: I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I DIDN'T KNOW VAMP WAS A BI UNTIL LAST MONTH!
Barret: Theres only one way to settle this, MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
Cid: *jumps on table and takes a stance* I fight in the name of pizza!!
Vincent: WAIYA!!! *spin kicks Cid*
Cid: Ow!! you hit me in my f***in eye!!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:33 pm


darkzumi
Tifa: Who's your daddy Sephiroth?!
Vincent: Hojo is!
Hells yeah!

Prof_Hojo


pleasedelete

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:00 am


Prof_Hojo
Marie-leah
Prof_Hojo
Sephiroth: Ich liebe dich Cloud!
Cloud: Eh, warum nicht?
Aeris: o.O? What's with the German?
Tifa: Wir tun nur so.
(If you understand German this is still only mildly funny, at best)
*PS: My German sucks*


trancelate

Sephiroth: I love you Cloud!
Cloud: eh? why not?
Aeris: whats with all the German
Tifa: we only pretend so

(it was okay bar the last sentence please trancelate your posts or I will trancelate them for you cause Im mean like that blaugh )
Oh yeah? Well then
Sephiroth: Mourir!
Aeris: Non!
(My French is even worse than my German sweatdrop . Now go away before I taunt you a second time)


My mum is fluent in french btw

Sephiroth: Dying!
Aeris: no!

blaugh
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