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crazykid104 generated a random number between
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681!
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 Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:28 pm
Katittude- Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn’t let it go OH MY KAT, love it
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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990!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:28 pm
Last time I was feeling stressed out, my friend told me “It could be worse. At least you’re not stuck in a hole in the ground filled with water.” I think he meant well.
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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980!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:29 pm
Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
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crazykid104 generated a random number between
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530!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:30 pm
xd gotta love spring, Your lie in April but…ALLERGIES
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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11!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:30 pm
The scarecrow get promoted because he was outstanding in his field..
PUNS FOR DAYS YOOOO
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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534!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:31 pm
What type of friend guesses a lot? An esti-mate
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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220!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:32 pm
A man walked into a chimney shop and asked, “how much for this one?” The salesman replied, “it’s on the house.”
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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817!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:34 pm
I work for a business that helps short people remove clocks from their walls, I wanted to take vacation but my boss says I’m always taking time off..
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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667!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:35 pm
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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465!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:36 pm
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef..
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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678!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:38 pm
Why did the piece of cheese go to the gym? To get shredded!
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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657!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:39 pm
I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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676!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:40 pm
Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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756!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:41 pm
I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year..
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Katittude- generated a random number between
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143!
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:42 pm
My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.
I'm a sucker for these puns
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