Ah, Chou? I'm a descendant of the now lost Scottish Royal family, and am a few times removed from the British royal family.
There are tens of thousands of cousins of the French Royal family, and half of Egypt I'll wager is related to King Ramses the Great.
I went to school with a Nigerian Princess, and she was rather stupid.
Not to mention, there is no Royal Line of Troy. The Trojan royal line was destroyed. There were Greek regents set there instead and they were real brutes. Your family must be mistaken.
Do not try to challenge me. I translated Greek and Roman texts in college, and I've been studying the history thoroughly since childhood.
Being related to royalty doesn't mean much of anything. It means one of your ancestors killed enough people to secure the throne, or whatever the regional equivalent would be.
And generally, royalty would never show up to parties dressed in a Speedo.
Dressing as a Nazi, though...
...that's fair game.
(apologies to the Jewish members of this guild, Harry was only mocking the fact that he's German)
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