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 Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:11 pm
Cloud: I just saved a bunch of money on my Chocobo Insurance by switching to Galko (its a FFXI joke I see alot, get it? Galka+Geico=Galko, Galka is a race you can play as in FFXI, but there is no such thing as a female Galka, they are all dudes, yes all dudes, creepy, they reproduce with like some sort of reincarntion thing)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:22 pm
Edge22 Cloud: I just saved a bunch of money on my Chocobo Insurance by switching to Galko (its a FFXI joke I see alot, get it? Galka+Geico=Galko, Galka is a race you can play as in FFXI, but there is no such thing as a female Galka, they are all dudes, yes all dudes, creepy, they reproduce with like some sort of reincarntion thing) its just not as funny when you explain it that much...
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:03 pm
cloud: i dont know how to fight you and i will run away with my money xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:15 pm
Cloud: oh its okay cait sith i didnt need that stone in the first place, i was gonna throw it away.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:20 pm
*Cloud and Cids stupid adventure*
Cloud: Yah! Let's go beat Sephiroth!
Tifa: Yeah... I gotta go have my breasts done... *runs*
Barret: I gotta go take care of Marlene *runs*
Yuffie: I gotta go regain my family's honor... *runs*
Vincent: I gotta go lock myself in a coffin for another 27 years *runs*
Cait Sith: I gotta... Errr... Go *runs*
Cid: Crap, we're left here...
Cloud: Let's go beat Sephiroth! Yay! *gets off the airship at Midgar and goes to the crater ON FOOT, somehow*
Cid: Yeah thanks God! I owe ya one for helping us cross the sea! *waves to the sky*
Cloud: Now let's go beat Sephiroth!
Cid: But first... We must get weapons!!! *goes to the weapon shop*
Cloud: YAY! I like huge over-sized swords!!!! *follows*
*at the NEW crappy weapon shop in Icicle Inn*
Cloud: I want a sword!
Shopkeeper: Well... I got this BUSTER SWORD!
Cloud: I all ready have on of those
Shopkeeper: Yeah but this one will... Make you weaker!
Cloud: GIMME!!!
Shopkeeper: that'll be 1.99 gil
Cloud: Here you go! *gives two gil* Keep the change
Cid: Cloud... That was your last two gil... I'm not giving you anything
Cloud: Yeah I know
Cid: Now I want a weapon!
Shopkeeper: How about this VENUS GOSPEL!
Cid: No I don't like it
Shopkeeper: Then how about this Spear?
Cid: I'll take it
Shopkeeper: It'll be 5000 gil
Cid: WHHHAAATT!!! But Cloud's was 1.99!!!!!
Shopkeeper: That's 'cause your is... Errrr... Special!
Cid: How?
Shopkeeper: It'll make you stronger!
Cid: Oh... All right... *buys*
*later outside Icicle Inn*
Cid: Well that was one gigantic rip off...
Cloud: Let's just go beat Sephiroth! *goes inside the crater*
Cid: You what? I wanna cast a spell...
Cloud: What?
Cid: I wanna cast a spell!
Cloud: On what?
Cid: On the darkness!
Cloud: Ok
Cid: Yay! *casts fire on the darkness*
Sephiroth: *comes in* Yay! I'm gonna kill you!
Cloud: Not if I can help it! *slashes with sword but it sucks* Crap! Cast a spell Cid!
Cid: I can't... I used all my mp on that fire spell. Look: Cid Hp: 9999/9999 ; Mp: 1/9999
Cloud: Oh...
Cid: This stupid game sucks... I'm outta here *gets out*
Cloud: Uhhh... Cid?
Sephiroth: RAWR!!!
Cloud: s**t
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:50 pm
Sen_Strife Cid: I can't... I used all my mp on that fire spell. Look: Cid Hp: 9999/9999 ; Mp: 1/9999 Cloud: Oh... Cid: This stupid game sucks... I'm outta here *gets out* Cloud: Uhhh... Cid? Sephiroth: RAWR!!! Cloud: s**t Little did Cloud know, that as he was saying his last line he tripped over a magically log that gives wishes to people who pass over it and turns them into the word they say aloud. Cloud: *turns into a smelly pile of s**t and falls to the ground next to the log* Sephiroth: *runs to attack Cloud, sniffs Cloud's new self and he trips over the log* Oh my nose! *turns into a small nose and falls ontop of Cloud* ~sniff sniff~ *dies* Cloud: *victory sloches*
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:53 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sen_Strife Cid: I can't... I used all my mp on that fire spell. Look: Cid Hp: 9999/9999 ; Mp: 1/9999 Cloud: Oh... Cid: This stupid game sucks... I'm outta here *gets out* Cloud: Uhhh... Cid? Sephiroth: RAWR!!! Cloud: s**t Little did Cloud know, that as he was saying his last line he tripped over a magically log that gives wishes to people who pass over it and turns them into the word they say aloud. Cloud: *turns into a smelly pile of s**t and falls to the ground next to the log* Sephiroth: *runs to attack Cloud, sniffs Cloud's new self and he trips over the log* Oh my nose! *turns into a small nose and falls ontop of Cloud* ~sniff sniff~ *dies* Cloud: *victory sloches* *a week later, in Tifa's new bar in Kalm* Tifa: I still can't belive Sephiroth is gone! Yuffie: Yeah! I feel so happy I could hug Cloud! Vincent: Or Barret. Barret: You b*****d! *shoots* Vincent: ACK! *dies* Cloud: I wonder where Cid is now? *spits poop while talking* *meanwhile, in the real world* Cid: Well... I'm a compulsive smoker and cusser
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:40 pm
cloud:Screw the planet and tifa,
all I care about is my sword
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:09 pm
*Cloud, Vincent, Zack, and Rufus are all playing FFXI*
Cloud: Alright I just got my DRK job!!
Vincent: So I'm a Lv100 DRK/ Lv 100 Marksman
Zack: YOU LIE, THE MAX LVL LIMIT IS 75 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MARKSMAN JOB
Vincent: I just wanted to be cool crying
Zack: VINCENT GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Vincent: Waaaaaaa!! your not my mom don't tell me what to do crying *runs to his room*
Zack: Wow didn't expect him to actually do it
Cloud: Me either
Rufus: Don't worry I got it all on tape, time to play the blackmail game, speaking of which, HEY AERIS!!!!
Aeris:Yes?
Rufus: Its time to pay the pide piper
Aeris: But I gave you all my gil yesterday crying
Rufus: Looks like you lose then, hey guys wanna see something cool?
Aeris: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
*Rufus pulls out a folder of pictures*
Cloud: Whats in that?
Aeris: NO CLOUD DON'T LOOK!!
Rufus: This *opens the folder, inside are pictures of Aeris naked*
Cloud: eek
Aeris: I was young and needed the money
Rufus: Young my a** these pics were taken 3 months ago
Aeris: You just love making lives miserable don't you
Zack: *looks through the pics* meh I seen her naked before, nothing special
Cloud: WHAT!?!
Zack: yeah on Christmas eve, I gave her the best christmas present she ever had
Cloud: AERIS HOW COULD YOU!!!
Zack: Well first she had a few to many beers then next I went up to her and asked....
Cloud: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!
Rufus: THATS IT CLOUD, ZACK GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:32 pm
Vincet: hey who wants to see my cool new trick boom omg!
Cloud:you son of a b***h!!MY BALLS!!!
Tifa:cloud are you..
Aerith:you little b***h ill kill you!
Barret:CAT FIGHT!!!!
Cid:i think me and reno should get married because of our problems.
Vincet:sephiroth *clears throat * Sephiroth i am your father.
Sephiroth:...
Others surprised mg kick her a** tifa take off your shirts!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:49 pm
Edge22 *Cloud, Vincent, Zack, and Rufus are all playing FFXI* Cloud: Alright I just got my DRK job!!Vincent: So I'm a Lv100 DRK/ Lv 100 MarksmanZack: YOU LIE, THE MAX LVL LIMIT IS 75 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MARKSMAN JOBVincent: I just wanted to be cool crying Zack: VINCENT GO TO YOUR ROOM!!Vincent: Waaaaaaa!! your not my mom don't tell me what to do crying *runs to his room*Zack: Wow didn't expect him to actually do itCloud: Me eitherRufus: Don't worry I got it all on tape, time to play the blackmail game, speaking of which, HEY AERIS!!!!Aeris:Yes?Rufus: Its time to pay the pide piperAeris: But I gave you all my gil yesterday crying Rufus: Looks like you lose then, hey guys wanna see something cool?Aeris: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!*Rufus pulls out a folder of pictures* Cloud: Whats in that?Aeris: NO CLOUD DON'T LOOK!!Rufus: This *opens the folder, inside are pictures of Aeris naked*Cloud: eek Aeris: I was young and needed the moneyRufus: Young my a** these pics were taken 3 months agoAeris: You just love making lives miserable don't youZack: *looks through the pics* meh I seen her naked before, nothing specialCloud: WHAT!?!Zack: yeah on Christmas eve, I gave her the best christmas present she ever hadCloud: AERIS HOW COULD YOU!!!Zack: Well first she had a few to many beers then next I went up to her and asked....Cloud: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!Rufus: THATS IT CLOUD, ZACK GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:18 am
Deaths Apprentice Edge22 *Cloud, Vincent, Zack, and Rufus are all playing FFXI* Cloud: Alright I just got my DRK job!!Vincent: So I'm a Lv100 DRK/ Lv 100 MarksmanZack: YOU LIE, THE MAX LVL LIMIT IS 75 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MARKSMAN JOBVincent: I just wanted to be cool crying Zack: VINCENT GO TO YOUR ROOM!!Vincent: Waaaaaaa!! your not my mom don't tell me what to do crying *runs to his room*Zack: Wow didn't expect him to actually do itCloud: Me eitherRufus: Don't worry I got it all on tape, time to play the blackmail game, speaking of which, HEY AERIS!!!!Aeris:Yes?Rufus: Its time to pay the pide piperAeris: But I gave you all my gil yesterday crying Rufus: Looks like you lose then, hey guys wanna see something cool?Aeris: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!*Rufus pulls out a folder of pictures* Cloud: Whats in that?Aeris: NO CLOUD DON'T LOOK!!Rufus: This *opens the folder, inside are pictures of Aeris naked*Cloud: eek Aeris: I was young and needed the moneyRufus: Young my a** these pics were taken 3 months agoAeris: You just love making lives miserable don't youZack: *looks through the pics* meh I seen her naked before, nothing specialCloud: WHAT!?!Zack: yeah on Christmas eve, I gave her the best christmas present she ever hadCloud: AERIS HOW COULD YOU!!!Zack: Well first she had a few to many beers then next I went up to her and asked....Cloud: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!Rufus: THATS IT CLOUD, ZACK GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!Airis:...okay! Rufus I said Cloud.... cloud! Cloud sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:08 am
Sephiroth: moomy i want a wollypop...
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:26 pm
Marie-leah Deaths Apprentice Edge22 *Cloud, Vincent, Zack, and Rufus are all playing FFXI* Cloud: Alright I just got my DRK job!!Vincent: So I'm a Lv100 DRK/ Lv 100 MarksmanZack: YOU LIE, THE MAX LVL LIMIT IS 75 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MARKSMAN JOBVincent: I just wanted to be cool crying Zack: VINCENT GO TO YOUR ROOM!!Vincent: Waaaaaaa!! your not my mom don't tell me what to do crying *runs to his room*Zack: Wow didn't expect him to actually do itCloud: Me eitherRufus: Don't worry I got it all on tape, time to play the blackmail game, speaking of which, HEY AERIS!!!!Aeris:Yes?Rufus: Its time to pay the pide piperAeris: But I gave you all my gil yesterday crying Rufus: Looks like you lose then, hey guys wanna see something cool?Aeris: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!*Rufus pulls out a folder of pictures* Cloud: Whats in that?Aeris: NO CLOUD DON'T LOOK!!Rufus: This *opens the folder, inside are pictures of Aeris naked*Cloud: eek Aeris: I was young and needed the moneyRufus: Young my a** these pics were taken 3 months agoAeris: You just love making lives miserable don't youZack: *looks through the pics* meh I seen her naked before, nothing specialCloud: WHAT!?!Zack: yeah on Christmas eve, I gave her the best christmas present she ever hadCloud: AERIS HOW COULD YOU!!!Zack: Well first she had a few to many beers then next I went up to her and asked....Cloud: I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!Rufus: THATS IT CLOUD, ZACK GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!Airis:...okay! Rufus I said Cloud.... cloud! Cloud sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:57 pm
o-o;; Nobody noticed but Rufus told Cloud to go to Rufus' room. o-o;;
Anyways...
Aeris: Tifa!
Tifa: AERIS!!
*super glomp huggle colision*
Cloud: *wakes up three hours later with a major concussion* What happened?
Aeris: Me and Tifa played cuddle wars and accidently ran into your head because it got in the way. >.<
Cloud: Oi.. *collapses* xp
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