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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:57 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:02 pm
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LilyPupper generated a random number between
1 and 196487 ...
52099!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:19 pm
l-Kallisto-l serch18x2 Oh I was saying I'm always thinking of my wife ,and I can find the movie. *Rolls dice for no reason* >3 lol Your so cheesy sometimes Serch. >D Yayy. I'm a cheesy burrito.
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LilyPupper rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:24 pm
*Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4}
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LilyPupper rolled 1 12-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:29 pm
serch18x2 *Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4} That would have worked better if I knew what class I am *looks at reference sheet* now let's see what I am *looks* crying I'm a bananamancer!!!! That's the worst class out there... *dragon attacks* {Serch's banana suit has an armor class of -5}
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LilyPupper rolled 6 12-sided dice:
11, 8, 10, 1, 11, 3
Total: 44 (6-72)
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:37 pm
serch18x2 serch18x2 *Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4} That would have worked better if I knew what class I am *looks at reference sheet* now let's see what I am *looks* crying I'm a bananamancer!!!! That's the worst class out there... *dragon attacks* {Serch's banana suit has an armor class of -5} *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7}
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:43 pm
serch18x2 serch18x2 serch18x2 *Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4} That would have worked better if I knew what class I am *looks at reference sheet* now let's see what I am *looks* crying I'm a bananamancer!!!! That's the worst class out there... *dragon attacks* {Serch's banana suit has an armor class of -5} *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7} ~A dragon Master appears~ Baine uses dragon booster to raise all the dragons stats by +4 and gives him a +3 armor boost.
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LilyPupper rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:44 pm
serch18x2 serch18x2 serch18x2 *Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4} That would have worked better if I knew what class I am *looks at reference sheet* now let's see what I am *looks* crying I'm a bananamancer!!!! That's the worst class out there... *dragon attacks* {Serch's banana suit has an armor class of -5} *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7} Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn { Serch losses 12 health} nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!¡¡!!!???¿!$¥$$$¥£§ *Dragon looks very confused at the strange yelling banana man... He is very scared* {dragon rolls to see if he is scared away. Defense against scares is a 12d. He must role a ten or higher to succed}
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:46 pm
Baine Oritaga serch18x2 serch18x2 serch18x2 *Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4} That would have worked better if I knew what class I am *looks at reference sheet* now let's see what I am *looks* crying I'm a bananamancer!!!! That's the worst class out there... *dragon attacks* {Serch's banana suit has an armor class of -5} *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7} ~A dragon Master appears~ Baine uses dragon booster to raise all the dragons stats by +4 and gives him a +3 armor boost. What is this strange talk of stats.... Stop imaging dragons Baine anyways I have to see if I scared off the dragon
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:48 pm
serch18x2 serch18x2 serch18x2 serch18x2 *Suddenly a dragon appears* Oh no I have to kill it. *readies his sword* Attack!!!!! {Dragon has armor class of 4} That would have worked better if I knew what class I am *looks at reference sheet* now let's see what I am *looks* crying I'm a bananamancer!!!! That's the worst class out there... *dragon attacks* {Serch's banana suit has an armor class of -5} *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7} Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn { Serch losses 12 health} nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!¡¡!!!???¿!$¥$$$¥£§ *Dragon looks very confused at the strange yelling banana man... He is very scared* {dragon rolls to see if he is scared away. Defense against scares is a 12d. He must role a ten or higher to succed} Baine walks up to the banana man and kicks him for a OVERKILL strike of 9999 damage!
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:56 pm
Baine Oritaga serch18x2 serch18x2 *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7} Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn { Serch losses 12 health} nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!¡¡!!!???¿!$¥$$$¥£§ *Dragon looks very confused at the strange yelling banana man... He is very scared* {dragon rolls to see if he is scared away. Defense against scares is a 12d. He must role a ten or higher to succed} Baine walks up to the banana man and kicks him for a OVERKILL strike of 9999 damage! {banana peel prevents overkill} *dragon runs away like a sissy girl peein all over Baine because he is a duechbag who invades peoples jokes. (Just kidding man you are great) Dragon per contains lots of acid and burns the crap out of Baine*
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:58 pm
P.S. This ain't no JRPG. This is good ole merican D&D/ S&M porn
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:00 pm
serch18x2 Baine Oritaga serch18x2 serch18x2 *serch loses 9 Health. 13 health remaining* Well I guess I should use my one power. HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!¡!₩!¡¿¿$€¥£!!! *Dragon attacks mercilessly includin his super ultra chocoaty fudge coated super fire breath*. {While transforming Serch has a Armor class of 7} Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn { Serch losses 12 health} nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!¡¡!!!???¿!$¥$$$¥£§ *Dragon looks very confused at the strange yelling banana man... He is very scared* {dragon rolls to see if he is scared away. Defense against scares is a 12d. He must role a ten or higher to succed} Baine walks up to the banana man and kicks him for a OVERKILL strike of 9999 damage! {banana peel prevents overkill} *dragon runs away like a sissy girl peein all over Baine because he is a duechbag who invades peoples jokes. (Just kidding man you are great) Dragon per contains lots of acid and burns the crap out of Baine* As baine is trampled his boot fly's off and hits and hits the banana man for 1 damage killing him.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:09 pm
Baine Oritaga serch18x2 Baine Oritaga serch18x2 Shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn { Serch losses 12 health} nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!¡¡!!!???¿!$¥$$$¥£§ *Dragon looks very confused at the strange yelling banana man... He is very scared* {dragon rolls to see if he is scared away. Defense against scares is a 12d. He must role a ten or higher to succed} Baine walks up to the banana man and kicks him for a OVERKILL strike of 9999 damage! {banana peel prevents overkill} *dragon runs away like a sissy girl peein all over Baine because he is a duechbag who invades peoples jokes. (Just kidding man you are great) Dragon per contains lots of acid and burns the crap out of Baine* As baine is trampled his boot fly's off and hits and hits the banana man for 1 damage killing him. *Baine suffers from a minor case of death for the fact that he did not declare a dice role or allow the strange banana man to role a 8d defense against boot roll. The following conversation is held in the afterlife* just had to break the rules. Anyways who would have thought the afterlife would be inside a Ben & Jerry's. To bad it's inside the deep freezer. We need to find away out of here Baine.
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