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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:00 pm
Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie boja why was I not informed of this?We wrote a memo, but it was in special legal-to-bang ink, sorry. could you tell me where to get that ink? They give you a free bottle of it every time you buy cigarettes and porn. i dont even know how to reply to that. i think i got pwned. :< That's -12 points. no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:01 pm
+V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ could you tell me where to get that ink? They give you a free bottle of it every time you buy cigarettes and porn. i dont even know how to reply to that. i think i got pwned. :< That's -12 points. no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not. 27 points. Blame Sup for talking to/about you.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:04 pm
Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ could you tell me where to get that ink? They give you a free bottle of it every time you buy cigarettes and porn. i dont even know how to reply to that. i think i got pwned. :< That's -12 points. no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not. 27 points. Blame Sup for talking to/about you. well then... *presses self destruct button*
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:10 pm
+V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ i dont even know how to reply to that. i think i got pwned. :< That's -12 points. no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not. 27 points. Blame Sup for talking to/about you. well then... *presses self destruct button* Look at it this way: Any game is winnable, providing you make up the rules.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:11 pm
Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ i dont even know how to reply to that. i think i got pwned. :< That's -12 points. no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not. 27 points. Blame Sup for talking to/about you. well then... *presses self destruct button* Look at it this way: Any game is winnable, providing you make up the rules. well then i request a do-over.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:15 pm
+V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not. 27 points. Blame Sup for talking to/about you. well then... *presses self destruct button* Look at it this way: Any game is winnable, providing you make up the rules. well then i request a do-over. Fair enough. But no more backsies. On a completely related note: Have you ever swallowed a lot of air and played your stomach like a drum, because I just did and I'm freaking right the ******** out about it.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:17 pm
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:19 pm
Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ Yngwie +V0(V)17+ no one is keeping tally i hope, because i'm not. 27 points. Blame Sup for talking to/about you. well then... *presses self destruct button* Look at it this way: Any game is winnable, providing you make up the rules. well then i request a do-over. Fair enough. But no more backsies. On a completely related note: Have you ever swallowed a lot of air and played your stomach like a drum, because I just did and I'm freaking right the ******** out about it. no i havent, but one time i drank kool aid untill i could poke my stomach and kool aid would come out of my mouth.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:20 pm
The second picture pretty much sums up my raison d'etre for being on the Internet. Also: tell us the story about your eyebone.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:24 pm
Yngwie The second picture pretty much sums up my raison d'etre for being on the Internet. Also: tell us the story about your eyebone. alright. give me a second.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:43 pm
+V0(V)17+ Yngwie The second picture pretty much sums up my raison d'etre for being on the Internet. Also: tell us the story about your eyebone. alright. give me a second. *waits*
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:47 pm
once upon a time when i was 5, i decided to put a glass flask in the microwave with the cap on it. after 2 minutes on high, i took it out. it was hot as hell so i held it by the cap. then "KABOOM!" and then i looked over at my mom and she started screaming and running around. blood was spraying everywhere like in mortal kombat. all over the cabinets, the floor, and i didnt even feel it or really knew what was happening. so i followed my mom and asked "what? WHAT?!" and she just screamed/blabbered and covered my face with her hand. my dad came up from the basement and looked at me, grabbed me by the head and pushed my face into the sink. i saw lots and LOTS of blood running down the drain. and then i glanced at the mirror and noticed that i could see my SKULL! apparently the glass had cut my eye and half of my nose, hitting a major artery. so my dad put a washcloth on my face and he drove me to the hospital. (i was starting to feel the pain now) i state "my eye hurts" and he says "i bet it does." well anyway my dad picks me up and runs into the hospital. my blood is going all over his shoulder and his arms. then i wait there for what feels like FOREVER. i started to feel lightheaded and sick. finally they got me in a stretcher and strapped me down, gave me a couple IV's, taped patches over my eyes, but not before my blood squirting in one of the nurses face.(HA! TAKE THAT FOR MAKING ME WAIT SO LONG!) they put me in an ambulance to go to a special hospital. the paramedic in there injected me with two shots that made me feel all wiggily on the inside. it also made me talk funny... or at least thats how i heard myself... so we get to the special hospital and they check me out and they said i was going into shock. i started shaking and throwing up. and then they took me in for an scan of my skull and the lady said to keep still but i felt so sick i couldnt help but saying that i was going to throw up.. god.. she didnt listen.. idiot.. i ended up throwing up in the machine and she got all mad and said "omg you threw up!"... well wtf did she expect? confetti? and then they took me in for surgery and they put a mask over my face and then i blacked out.
the end.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:51 pm
Holy crap.
Best.
Story.
Ever.
+100 points.
I gotta go to bed, what with an english test at eight tomorrow and whatnot.
It was nice meeting you, boja's hot older sister.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 9:53 pm
Yngwie Holy crap. Best. Story. Ever. +100 points. I gotta go to bed, what with an english test at eight tomorrow and whatnot. It was nice meeting you, boja's hot older sister. lol, thanks. goodnight and nice meeting you too. :3
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:30 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex I would stick it in your sister, eyebrows or not. I must agree, goth chix r hot. boja: You pretty much got it right the second time you guessed. Good work.
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