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 Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:31 pm
Aeris: Cloud I'm pregnant with your child
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Tifa: Cloud I'm also pregnant with your child
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Yuffie: Yea I'm pregnant with your child also
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Elena: Yea me too
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Sephiroth: Me three
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Cid: Wait is that even physically possible?
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Cid: is that all you can say?
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Cid: I take that as a yes
Moogle: Cloud kupo I'm also pregnant with your child kupo
Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!!
Cid: Wtf did Cloud do last night?
Cloud: Well allow me to go into detail
Cid: Oh god this is gonna get weird
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:27 pm
Edge22 Aeris: Cloud I'm pregnant with your child Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Tifa: Cloud I'm also pregnant with your child Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Yuffie: Yea I'm pregnant with your child also Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Elena: Yea me too Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Sephiroth: Me three Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: Wait is that even physically possible? Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: is that all you can say? Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: I take that as a yes Moogle: Cloud kupo I'm also pregnant with your child kupo Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: Wtf did Cloud do last night? Cloud: Well allow me to go into detail Cid: Oh god this is gonna get weird Cloud:I became a sperm donator! yup I made love to a cup!
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:47 pm
Marie-leah Edge22 Aeris: Cloud I'm pregnant with your child Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Tifa: Cloud I'm also pregnant with your child Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Yuffie: Yea I'm pregnant with your child also Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Elena: Yea me too Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Sephiroth: Me three Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: Wait is that even physically possible? Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: is that all you can say? Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: I take that as a yes Moogle: Cloud kupo I'm also pregnant with your child kupo Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: Wtf did Cloud do last night? Cloud: Well allow me to go into detail Cid: Oh god this is gonna get weird Cloud:I became a sperm donator! yup I made love to a cup! Cid: That still doesn't explain how Sephiroth got pregant Aeris: CLOUD THATS NOT TRUE YOU AND I DID IT VINCENT'S MERCEDES LAST NIGHT Vincent: YOU WHAT!!! *Vincent runs to check his car* Vincent: OMFG I JUST BOUGHT THIS CAR LAST WEEK AND NOW YOU RUINED MY BACK SEAT!!!!! I'M GONNA F***** KILL YOU CLOUD Cloud: DUM DUM AGHGHG!! *Vincent strangles Cloud* Cait Sith: This is Jerry Spring s*** right here Cid: Where did you come from? Cait Sith: Um........good question
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:51 pm
Edge22 Marie-leah Edge22 Aeris: Cloud I'm pregnant with your child Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Tifa: Cloud I'm also pregnant with your child Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Yuffie: Yea I'm pregnant with your child also Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Elena: Yea me too Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Sephiroth: Me three Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: Wait is that even physically possible? Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: is that all you can say? Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: I take that as a yes Moogle: Cloud kupo I'm also pregnant with your child kupo Cloud: DUM DUM DUM!! Cid: Wtf did Cloud do last night? Cloud: Well allow me to go into detail Cid: Oh god this is gonna get weird Cloud:I became a sperm donator! yup I made love to a cup! Cid: That still doesn't explain how Sephiroth got pregant Aeris: CLOUD THATS NOT TRUE YOU AND I DID IT VINCENT'S MERCEDES LAST NIGHT Vincent: YOU WHAT!!! *Vincent runs to check his car* Vincent: OMFG I JUST BOUGHT THIS CAR LAST WEEK AND NOW YOU RUINED MY BACK SEAT!!!!! I'M GONNA F***** KILL YOU CLOUD Cloud: DUM DUM AGHGHG!! *Vincent strangles Cloud* Cait Sith: This is Jerry Spring s*** right here Cid: Where did you come from? Cait Sith: Um........good question Cait Sith: Cid.. I came from a company down town. Cid: o.O: Vincent: gonk Well, I can just make it a cow print seat ^_^ Tifa: ew... Months later... Cloud: Vincent, this doesn't seem right.. Vincent: come on! I need you to cow print all these cars!*line and rows of cars are shown, the "Vincent's Cow printing service"* Aeris: Vincent, can you cow print this baby tee? Vincent: No, but Cloud can! Aeris: ew, never mind, come on Cloith.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:30 am
Yuffie: Cloud have you seen my Shurikens?
Cloud: ninja Kupo!
Yuffie: WHAT?!
Cloud: Kupo Kupo!! whee
Yuffie: You're hopeless. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:31 am
Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: Cloud have you seen my Shurikens? Cloud: ninja Kupo! Yuffie: WHAT?! Cloud: Kupo Kupo!! whee Yuffie: You're hopeless. sweatdrop Cloud:*mouth opens wide, then a moogle jumps out, Cloud's body fall to the ground* Moogle: hehe, time to get my booty!!*runs after Yuffie* Yuffie: What the devil! Moogle:*steals Yuffie's materia, then goes after his stash of her surikens* xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:40 pm
onishi-kuri Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: Cloud have you seen my Shurikens? Cloud: ninja Kupo! Yuffie: WHAT?! Cloud: Kupo Kupo!! whee Yuffie: You're hopeless. sweatdrop Cloud:*mouth opens wide, then a moogle jumps out, Cloud's body fall to the ground* Moogle: hehe, time to get my booty!!*runs after Yuffie* Yuffie: What the devil! Moogle:*steals Yuffie's materia, then goes after his stash of her surikens* xd Yuffie: ah have it...
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:38 pm
Hojo: Herzlinch Gluckwunsch zum Geburtstag!
Sephiroth: Ich kann mich nicht sehen lassen im augenblick (Not sure if I worded that correctly)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:24 pm
Scenerio:
Rufus, Zack, Reno, Cloud, Yuffie, and Cait Sith are all playing Dungeons and Dragons, Cait Sith is the Dungeon Master
Cait Sith: Alright, Cloud you are..
Cloud: Thats Cloudorion The Warrior
Cait Sith: Whatever, Cloudorion...
Cloud: Cloudorion The Warrior
Cait Sith: Who cares!?!, Cloud you are entering a dark room, blackness surrounds every corner, and you can barely make out the door at the other side of the room, what do you do?
Cloud: I use my Torch plus 5 to illuminate the room
Cait Sith: You see a...
Rufus: Blue eyed and blonde hair Paladin in glowing white armor.......that gets all the ladies
Cait Sith: Okay.....
Reno: Hey what am I doing?
Cait Sith: Your in the town, you never left it
Reno: Can I go to the bar and get drunk?
Cait Sith: Okay whatever
Rufus: Hello there I am Rufus the Shining Paladin, destroyer of all evil and pimp extraordinair
Cloud: I am Cloudorion The Warrior, I go to random villages and start killing people and feeding their meat to their animals
Rufus: Then I.....MUST KILL YOU!!!! *rolls the dice* HA 24 THAT MEANS I CUT OFF YOUR RIGHT ARM
Cloud: Nu-uh I still get to role my defense dice *rolls his defense dice* HA 27!! I BLOCK YOUR ATTACK AND KICK YOU IN THE SHIN!!
Reno: Hey let me roll the dice to see how many shots I can take before I pass out *rolls the dice* HA 165 SHOTS
Zack: How did you roll that all we have are 3 20 sided dice?
Reno: Elementary watson
Rufus: Hey you two shut up I'm trying to pwn Cloud over here *rolls the dice* HA 43 that means my sword stabs your heart
Cloud: Oh yea *rolls the dice* 46!! that means my armor shatters your sword *rolls the dice again* HA 54 THAT MEANS I STAB YOUR BALLS!
Yuffie: Then a ninja appears and throws 4 bombs *rolls the dice* HA 59 THAT MEANS I BLOW YOU ALL UP!!
Rufus: *rolls the dice* HA 60 THAT MEANS MY ARMOR BLOCKS THE BLAST
Zack: *rolls the dice* HA 60!! That means my good looks seduct Yuffie and she gets in bed with me!!
Yuffie: HEY YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!
Reno: *rolls the dice* 45 !! THAT MEANS I GET TO HAVE CLOUDS MOTORCYCLE!!
Cloud: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!
Cait Sith: Wow this is getting intense
Aeris: *walks in and opens the curtains* Wow its really dark down here
Zack: THE LIGHT IT BURNS!!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:17 pm
Barret: Red, I want you to draw me wearing this and only this. *Barret holds up his special, shiney gold plated gun arm. He blushes, disrobes and lays in wait on the sofa*
RedXIII: You're f***ing kidding me? I don't even have any thum-BLARG!! *Red procedes to vomit at the sight of Barret stretched out on the sofa*
- Outside, lurking in the bushes Vincent and Cid are fighting over the best viewing possition at the window to the room where Barret and Red are.-
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:31 pm
Spikes128 Sephiroth: Okay, now I've got to put these damn arguments to rest. YES, IT IS A MULLET. AND I LIKE IT.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:46 pm
-Jenova alive and confined to a wheelchair, much as Mr. Hawking is.-
-Inside a confessional at a Chatholic church, Jenova speaks in the same automated voice as Mr. Hawking... "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:01 pm
Palmer: Bitte, reichen sie mir das schmalz
(I'm never going to translate anything I put up here. It makes it seem more random)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:29 pm
Cliud: Umm...guys..the reason the dress felt so good was because I am a transsexual...me and Rufus have been getting it on for awhile now..
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:21 am
Sephiroth walking through the flames
Sephiroth: ah my hair hot hot.... burning... that was a bad idea!
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