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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:02 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:41 am
Reno: I'm an epic level Dungeon Master
Cloud: Yea right Reno, play D&D right or dont play it at all
Squall: Who's the Dungeon Master?
Tidus: ME!!
Zack: DIE MUTHA F*****
*Zack cuts of Tidus' head*
Squall: Ok......as I was saying who's the dungeon master?
Cid: I AM THE DUNGEON MASTER PH34R T3H U13312 L337N355!!!
Vincent: If Cid is the dungeon master then I get to be..........GIGON THE DESTROYER!!!
Cid: Ok fine
*Cid hands Vincent a 1st lvl Warrior card*
Vincent: WHAT GIGON IS LVL 1!!!!
Cid: Yes now sit down and shut up
Reno: I am Lvl 79 Dragoon
*Cloud grabs Reno's card*
Cloud: It says here your a Lvl5 Cleric
Reno: Thats a typo
Zack: Can we start now?
Cid: Ok fine, Reno you roll first
*Reno rolls the dice*
Reno: I rolled a 34 what does that mean?
Cloud: It means your a cheater this is a 20 sided dice
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:28 pm
[Satan] Sephiroth: I found a Furby! I'll love him and hug him and take care of him and feed him and... Furby:*Farts* ha ha ha ha ha ha Sephiroth: You dare mock the mighty Sephiroth!?!?!? Furby:*burps* meeeeeeeeeeeeee hungy. Sephiroth: That does it you little b*****d! scream *draws sword* Furby: *Dances* Sephiroth: You're mean! Sephiroth: HYAH!! *slashes* Furby: dada! Sephiroth: DAMNIT DIE!! *slashes like crazy* Furby: meeee hungyyyyy!!! Sephiroth: Alright! SCREW THIS! SUPERNOVA! *does supernova* Furby: *dances more* Sephiroth: AHHHH!!! *runs* Furby: Heheheh... Sucker
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:51 pm
Sephiroth: Now, time to kill my clones! *slashes* AH! Abominal acids!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:52 pm
Sen_Strife [ ] Sephiroth: I found a Furby! I'll love him and hug him and take care of him and feed him and... Furby:*Farts* ha ha ha ha ha ha Sephiroth: You dare mock the mighty Sephiroth!?!?!? Furby:*burps* meeeeeeeeeeeeee hungy. Sephiroth: That does it you little ! scream *draws sword* Furby: *Dances* Sephiroth: You're mean! Sephiroth: HYAH!! *slashes* Furby: dada! Sephiroth: DAMNIT DIE!! *slashes like crazy* Furby: meeee hungyyyyy!!! Sephiroth: Alright! SCREW THIS! SUPERNOVA! *does supernova* Furby: *dances more* Sephiroth: AHHHH!!! *runs* Furby: Heheheh... Sucker Furby pulls out cell phone Furby: Alright Cait Sith he's all yours. CS: Thanks! Your 300000000 GP is waiting at the front desk at The Gold Sucer. Furby: A pleasure as always. *** Sephiroth running through a feild near North Crater Sephiroth: Huff, puff wheez! Dancing..........scary! *hears something in a bush* Sephiroth: What's a bush doing here? *CS jums out of bush in a bridal dress* Sephiroth: eek *runs again*
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:00 pm
Novacain Sen_Strife [ ] Sephiroth: I found a Furby! I'll love him and hug him and take care of him and feed him and... Furby:*Farts* ha ha ha ha ha ha Sephiroth: You dare mock the mighty Sephiroth!?!?!? Furby:*burps* meeeeeeeeeeeeee hungy. Sephiroth: That does it you little ! scream *draws sword* Furby: *Dances* Sephiroth: You're mean! Sephiroth: HYAH!! *slashes* Furby: dada! Sephiroth: DAMNIT DIE!! *slashes like crazy* Furby: meeee hungyyyyy!!! Sephiroth: Alright! SCREW THIS! SUPERNOVA! *does supernova* Furby: *dances more* Sephiroth: AHHHH!!! *runs* Furby: Heheheh... Sucker Furby pulls out cell phone Furby: Alright Cait Sith he's all yours. CS: Thanks! Your 300000000 GP is waiting at the front desk at The Gold Sucer. Furby: A pleasure as always. *** Sephiroth running through a feild near North Crater Sephiroth: Huff, puff wheez! Dancing..........scary! *hears something in a bush* Sephiroth: What's a bush doing here? *CS jums out of bush in a bridal dress* Sephiroth: eek *runs again* Sephiroth: thats the last time I take candy from strangers be they babies or not!
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:02 pm
Marie-leah Novacain Sen_Strife [ ] Sephiroth: I found a Furby! I'll love him and hug him and take care of him and feed him and... Furby:*Farts* ha ha ha ha ha ha Sephiroth: You dare mock the mighty Sephiroth!?!?!? Furby:*burps* meeeeeeeeeeeeee hungy. Sephiroth: That does it you little ! scream *draws sword* Furby: *Dances* Sephiroth: You're mean! Sephiroth: HYAH!! *slashes* Furby: dada! Sephiroth: DAMNIT DIE!! *slashes like crazy* Furby: meeee hungyyyyy!!! Sephiroth: Alright! SCREW THIS! SUPERNOVA! *does supernova* Furby: *dances more* Sephiroth: AHHHH!!! *runs* Furby: Heheheh... Sucker Furby pulls out cell phone Furby: Alright Cait Sith he's all yours. CS: Thanks! Your 300000000 GP is waiting at the front desk at The Gold Sucer. Furby: A pleasure as always. *** Sephiroth running through a feild near North Crater Sephiroth: Huff, puff wheez! Dancing..........scary! *hears something in a bush* Sephiroth: What's a bush doing here? *CS jums out of bush in a bridal dress* Sephiroth: eek *runs again* Sephiroth: thats the last time I take candy from strangers be they babies or not! Zack: Hey there wants some candy? Sephiroth: Well.....since your not a stranger *Sephiroth eats the candy* Sephiroth: OMG THE CANDY WAS...............................SNICKERS OH NO I'M ALLERGIC TO NUTS!! *Sephirtoth's head explodes* Zack: Um............. hey Cloud want some Snickers?
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:20 pm
Cloud: Lalala...
Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES!
Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed*
Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party*
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:36 pm
Sen_Strife Cloud: Lalala... Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES! Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed* Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party* Cloud: Wait I'm not dead, just bleeding. *Cid hits Cloud with a stick* Cid: Yup he's dead alright Cloud: Wait I'm not.... *hits him again* Cid: Yup dead dead dead, dead as Zack Zack: Well actually *Cid stabs Zack* Cid: Yup dead as Zack Yuffie: Yeah about the keep your panties on part.....I kinda wasn't wearing any to begin with Cid: eek Reno: Cause you left them at my house wink Zack: Bow chika bow wow Cid: Hey your supposed to be dead *Cid stabs Zack again*
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:10 am
Edge22 Sen_Strife Cloud: Lalala... Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES! Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed* Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party* Cloud: Wait I'm not dead, just bleeding. *Cid hits Cloud with a stick* Cid: Yup he's dead alright Cloud: Wait I'm not.... *hits him again* Cid: Yup dead dead dead, dead as Zack Zack: Well actually *Cid stabs Zack* Cid: Yup dead as Zack Yuffie: Yeah about the keep your panties on part.....I kinda wasn't wearing any to begin with Cid: eek Reno: Cause you left them at my house wink Zack: Bow chika bow wow Cid: Hey your supposed to be dead *Cid stabs Zack again* Aeris: What's going on here? Cid: DIE! *stabs her with masamune* Sephiroth: Hey! Touch my masamune again and I'll kill you like Aeris! *takes masamune and leaves* Vincent: What's up w- Cid: *stabs Vincent* Yuffie: Dude that was totally unnecessary.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:18 am
Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Cloud: Lalala... Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES! Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed* Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party* Cloud: Wait I'm not dead, just bleeding. *Cid hits Cloud with a stick* Cid: Yup he's dead alright Cloud: Wait I'm not.... *hits him again* Cid: Yup dead dead dead, dead as Zack Zack: Well actually *Cid stabs Zack* Cid: Yup dead as Zack Yuffie: Yeah about the keep your panties on part.....I kinda wasn't wearing any to begin with Cid: eek Reno: Cause you left them at my house wink Zack: Bow chika bow wow Cid: Hey your supposed to be dead *Cid stabs Zack again* Aeris: What's going on here? Cid: DIE! *stabs her with masamune* Sephiroth: Hey! Touch my masamune again and I'll kill you like Aeris! *takes masamune and leaves* Vincent: What's up w- Cid: *stabs Vincent* Yuffie: Dude that was totally unnecessary. Cid: Yuffie.... Yuffie: Yeah.. Sheera: *comes from behind Yuffie and strangles her*DIE b***h! Cid: Sheera, I've never noticed how nice your glases look.... They:*mackout on Yuffie's semi-consious corpse*
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:31 am
onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Cloud: Lalala... Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES! Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed* Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party* Cloud: Wait I'm not dead, just bleeding. *Cid hits Cloud with a stick* Cid: Yup he's dead alright Cloud: Wait I'm not.... *hits him again* Cid: Yup dead dead dead, dead as Zack Zack: Well actually *Cid stabs Zack* Cid: Yup dead as Zack Yuffie: Yeah about the keep your panties on part.....I kinda wasn't wearing any to begin with Cid: eek Reno: Cause you left them at my house wink Zack: Bow chika bow wow Cid: Hey your supposed to be dead *Cid stabs Zack again* Aeris: What's going on here? Cid: DIE! *stabs her with masamune* Sephiroth: Hey! Touch my masamune again and I'll kill you like Aeris! *takes masamune and leaves* Vincent: What's up w- Cid: *stabs Vincent* Yuffie: Dude that was totally unnecessary. Cid: Yuffie.... Yuffie: Yeah.. Sheera: *comes from behind Yuffie and strangles her*DIE b***h! Cid: Sheera, I've never noticed how nice your glases look.... They:*mackout on Yuffie's semi-consious corpse* *a week later, Cid and Sheera come out of a room* Cid: WHEW! We spent 1 week in there? Sheera: Yeah that was great... *meanwhile* CSI guy: Cause of death: strangling. Another CSI guy: Hey! We got a bloodtrack leading to this room! *opens the door* *inside the room there's evidence of a Yu-Gi-Oh game*
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:49 am
Cloud: Hay, wait were all alive again! Hoora for plot holes!
Aeris: Indeed! Hoora!
Cid: I know lets have a 18th century style party!
Yuffie: A masquerade perhaps?
Tiffa: Indeed! Hoora for masquerades!
Aris: Hoora for plot holes!
Cloud: Hoora for Flying monkeys...
Cloud: Infact, hoora for plot holes!
Vincent: Actualy I think i'm still dead.
Cloud: Indeed? Hoora for plot holes, again!
Everyone: *Begin masquerade. All quickly change into 18th century cloths (With masks), hire a hall with a chandelere and borrow a band.*
Barret: Does this dress make my bum look big?
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:50 am
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Cloud: Lalala... Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES! Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed* Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party* Cloud: Wait I'm not dead, just bleeding. *Cid hits Cloud with a stick* Cid: Yup he's dead alright Cloud: Wait I'm not.... *hits him again* Cid: Yup dead dead dead, dead as Zack Zack: Well actually *Cid stabs Zack* Cid: Yup dead as Zack Yuffie: Yeah about the keep your panties on part.....I kinda wasn't wearing any to begin with Cid: eek Reno: Cause you left them at my house wink Zack: Bow chika bow wow Cid: Hey your supposed to be dead *Cid stabs Zack again* Aeris: What's going on here? Cid: DIE! *stabs her with masamune* Sephiroth: Hey! Touch my masamune again and I'll kill you like Aeris! *takes masamune and leaves* Vincent: What's up w- Cid: *stabs Vincent* Yuffie: Dude that was totally unnecessary. Cid: Yuffie.... Yuffie: Yeah.. Sheera: *comes from behind Yuffie and strangles her*DIE b***h! Cid: Sheera, I've never noticed how nice your glases look.... They:*mackout on Yuffie's semi-consious corpse* *a week later, Cid and Sheera come out of a room* Cid: WHEW! We spent 1 week in there? Sheera: Yeah that was great... *meanwhile* CSI guy: Cause of death: strangling. Another CSI guy: Hey! We got a bloodtrack leading to this room! *opens the door* *inside the room there's evidence of a Yu-Gi-Oh game* CSI guy: Bastards! Another CSI guy: These are obliviously the motive! Yu-Gi-OH Fan b***h*: THAT"S JUST- OH I dropped my card, it's of no value *sets it to flame with a viking funeral* Sephiroth: Aw, your mommy died...*throw a peice of beef at him* Aw, it's not like when i used to throw mothers limbs at him... * Some one who is a YU-GI-OH Nazi, and hit's you with the toys, only to throw them out because they were infected with your man cooties derived from years with women, Cid for example would have man cooties.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:52 am
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Cloud: Lalala... Cid: s**t! WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO ULTIMA WEAPON!!!! KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES! Cloud: Eeeeek! *crashes and falls off the airship* AHHHH!! *squashed* Cid: Uh oh... Cloud's dead... YAHOOO!!! *makes a party* Cloud: Wait I'm not dead, just bleeding. *Cid hits Cloud with a stick* Cid: Yup he's dead alright Cloud: Wait I'm not.... *hits him again* Cid: Yup dead dead dead, dead as Zack Zack: Well actually *Cid stabs Zack* Cid: Yup dead as Zack Yuffie: Yeah about the keep your panties on part.....I kinda wasn't wearing any to begin with Cid: eek Reno: Cause you left them at my house wink Zack: Bow chika bow wow Cid: Hey your supposed to be dead *Cid stabs Zack again* Aeris: What's going on here? Cid: DIE! *stabs her with masamune* Sephiroth: Hey! Touch my masamune again and I'll kill you like Aeris! *takes masamune and leaves* Vincent: What's up w- Cid: *stabs Vincent* Yuffie: Dude that was totally unnecessary. Cid: Yuffie.... Yuffie: Yeah.. Sheera: *comes from behind Yuffie and strangles her*DIE b***h! Cid: Sheera, I've never noticed how nice your glases look.... They:*mackout on Yuffie's semi-consious corpse* *a week later, Cid and Sheera come out of a room* Cid: WHEW! We spent 1 week in there? Sheera: Yeah that was great... *meanwhile* CSI guy: Cause of death: strangling. Another CSI guy: Hey! We got a bloodtrack leading to this room! *opens the door* *inside the room there's evidence of a Yu-Gi-Oh game* moogle: Kupo... why are you taking me in for questioning kupo kupo. i swear you didnt supply them with yu gi oh card kupo kupo you got nothing on me!
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