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 Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:40 am
Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife *meanwhile, in Reno's house* Reno: Lalala... *checks his messages and recieves the avalanche of stupid information* Ugh... brain can't take it all... *head explodes* *Back at the place where everyone else is* Cloud: Damnit! Reno left his lifesize phone that looks like him! Sephiroth: Oh well... *tries to destroy the world* *after a while* Cloud: s**t.. he beat me... That b***h *dies* Every good guy: *dies* Sephiroth: Now no one shall beat me! Misterious voice: Except me! What will happen now? Find out about this and more in the post of the person who wants to continue with this. Sephiroth: Who the hell are you!?! Mysterious Voice: IT IS I SHANG TSUNG!!! Sephiroth: Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat? Shang Tsung: No Shang Tsung from Ninja Turtles, OF COURSE SHANG TSUNG FROM MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Sephiroth: Ok now why are you here? Shang Tsung: TOO!!!! *Shang Tsung jumps at Sephiroth, and almost hits him* Shang Tsung: Invite you to the next Mortal Kombat tournament! Sephiroth: Ok.......... Shang Tsung: By the way I'm looking for a.......Cloud Strife ...........Cid Highwind.........Barrett Wallace.......Tifa Lockheart......Cait Sith......and some jerks called Loz and Reno Vincent: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!! Shang Tsung: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! *Shang Tsung takes Vincent's soul* Vincent: Hey who took my soul? Shang Tsung: I did!!! and I'm not giving it back!!! Sephiroth: Yea and about the other guys.....they are kind of.....dead... Shang Tsung: No probs I'll just turn them into.......ZOMBIES!!!!! *Shang Tsung turns all the people into zombies* Sephiroth: Zombies eh.. Reno: Brains.....must have brains... *Rude slaps Reno* Rude: stfu Reno, just because we are the walking dead that doesn't mean we eat brains Reno: But..but....in the movies they do.... *Rude slaps Reno again* Rude: And is this a movie? Reno: Well..... Rude: You want me to shoot you? Reno: No sir Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!! Shang Tsung: O.o ... Now that's sick... Sephiroth: Yeah it is... Shang Tsung: Let's just go to the tournament... *later that day, Cloud vs Liu Kang fight* Liu Kang: HYA!!! *does his kick combo in the air thingy* Cloud: *Hp:9997/9999* Liu Kang: s**t Cloud: RAWR! *slashes like crazy* FINISH HIM! Cloud: *does Omnislash and then rips off Liu Kangs brain and eats it* Cloud wins FATALITY*little does Cloud know, LIU KUANG IS ALREADY DEAD AND WAS FIGHTING HIS ZOMBIE (this is true Liu Kuang is killed in Deadly Alliance)* Zombie Liu Kuang: Brains..... Rude: Again with the brains... *Rude pulls out a giant shotgun* Rude: DIE ZOMBIE *Rude blows off Liu Kuangs head* Yuffie: Why didn't you use the rocket launcer? Rude: Cause your only allowed to kill zombies with Flame Throwers and Shotguns thats why Yuffie: But.... Rude: DIE ZOMBIE!!! Aeris: NO IM ALIVE I TELL YOU *Rude blows off Aeris's head* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Rude: DIE ZOMBIE Cloud: Wait a minute I'm alive!! *Rude blows off Cloud's head* Tifa: Dude....that was totaly uncalled for.... Cloud: Oh wait. I'm still alive. Oh look, sombody spilt some sugary puffed rice on the floor. *licks floor*
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:17 pm
vezzy Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!! Shang Tsung: O.o ... Now that's sick... Sephiroth: Yeah it is... Shang Tsung: Let's just go to the tournament... *later that day, Cloud vs Liu Kang fight* Liu Kang: HYA!!! *does his kick combo in the air thingy* Cloud: *Hp:9997/9999* Liu Kang: s**t Cloud: RAWR! *slashes like crazy* FINISH HIM! Cloud: *does Omnislash and then rips off Liu Kangs brain and eats it* Cloud wins FATALITY*little does Cloud know, LIU KUANG IS ALREADY DEAD AND WAS FIGHTING HIS ZOMBIE (this is true Liu Kuang is killed in Deadly Alliance)* Zombie Liu Kuang: Brains..... Rude: Again with the brains... *Rude pulls out a giant shotgun* Rude: DIE ZOMBIE *Rude blows off Liu Kuangs head* Yuffie: Why didn't you use the rocket launcer? Rude: Cause your only allowed to kill zombies with Flame Throwers and Shotguns thats why Yuffie: But.... Rude: DIE ZOMBIE!!! Aeris: NO IM ALIVE I TELL YOU *Rude blows off Aeris's head* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Rude: DIE ZOMBIE Cloud: Wait a minute I'm alive!! *Rude blows off Cloud's head* Tifa: Dude....that was totaly uncalled for.... Cloud: Oh wait. I'm still alive. Oh look, sombody spilt some sugary puffed rice on the floor. *licks floor* Rude: NOOOO THATS MY......magic powder... Cloud: your what? Rude: My ticket to paradise Cloud: your what? Rude: My "Phoenix Down" Cloud: your what? Rude: Just shut the hell up and give me my powder
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:25 pm
Edge22 vezzy Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!! Shang Tsung: O.o ... Now that's sick... Sephiroth: Yeah it is... Shang Tsung: Let's just go to the tournament... *later that day, Cloud vs Liu Kang fight* Liu Kang: HYA!!! *does his kick combo in the air thingy* Cloud: *Hp:9997/9999* Liu Kang: s**t Cloud: RAWR! *slashes like crazy* FINISH HIM! Cloud: *does Omnislash and then rips off Liu Kangs brain and eats it* Cloud wins FATALITY*little does Cloud know, LIU KUANG IS ALREADY DEAD AND WAS FIGHTING HIS ZOMBIE (this is true Liu Kuang is killed in Deadly Alliance)* Zombie Liu Kuang: Brains..... Rude: Again with the brains... *Rude pulls out a giant shotgun* Rude: DIE ZOMBIE *Rude blows off Liu Kuangs head* Yuffie: Why didn't you use the rocket launcer? Rude: Cause your only allowed to kill zombies with Flame Throwers and Shotguns thats why Yuffie: But.... Rude: DIE ZOMBIE!!! Aeris: NO IM ALIVE I TELL YOU *Rude blows off Aeris's head* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Rude: DIE ZOMBIE Cloud: Wait a minute I'm alive!! *Rude blows off Cloud's head* Tifa: Dude....that was totaly uncalled for.... Cloud: Oh wait. I'm still alive. Oh look, sombody spilt some sugary puffed rice on the floor. *licks floor* Rude: NOOOO THATS MY......magic powder... Cloud: your what? Rude: My ticket to paradise Cloud: your what? Rude: My "Phoenix Down" Cloud: your what? Rude: Just shut the hell up and give me my powder Tifa: Wait, I didn't know that was pheonix down... I thought it was rainbow drops! Aeris: *cough* Slut *cough*
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:28 pm
Edge22 vezzy Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!! Shang Tsung: O.o ... Now that's sick... Sephiroth: Yeah it is... Shang Tsung: Let's just go to the tournament... *later that day, Cloud vs Liu Kang fight* Liu Kang: HYA!!! *does his kick combo in the air thingy* Cloud: *Hp:9997/9999* Liu Kang: s**t Cloud: RAWR! *slashes like crazy* FINISH HIM! Cloud: *does Omnislash and then rips off Liu Kangs brain and eats it* Cloud wins FATALITY*little does Cloud know, LIU KUANG IS ALREADY DEAD AND WAS FIGHTING HIS ZOMBIE (this is true Liu Kuang is killed in Deadly Alliance)* Zombie Liu Kuang: Brains..... Rude: Again with the brains... *Rude pulls out a giant shotgun* Rude: DIE ZOMBIE *Rude blows off Liu Kuangs head* Yuffie: Why didn't you use the rocket launcer? Rude: Cause your only allowed to kill zombies with Flame Throwers and Shotguns thats why Yuffie: But.... Rude: DIE ZOMBIE!!! Aeris: NO IM ALIVE I TELL YOU *Rude blows off Aeris's head* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Rude: DIE ZOMBIE Cloud: Wait a minute I'm alive!! *Rude blows off Cloud's head* Tifa: Dude....that was totaly uncalled for.... Cloud: Oh wait. I'm still alive. Oh look, sombody spilt some sugary puffed rice on the floor. *licks floor* Rude: NOOOO THATS MY......magic powder... Cloud: your what? Rude: My ticket to paradise Cloud: your what? Rude: My "Phoenix Down" Cloud: your what? Rude: Just shut the hell up and give me my powder Cloud: No way! *licks* Rude: Nooooo!!!!! Cloud: *goes bald, gets in a tux and wears sun glasses* AHHH!!!! *uses a remedy but nothing happens* NOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! Rude: Shut up Cloud, take this *gives him anti-magic powder* Cloud: Yay! *licks* WOOT! *hair grows back, tux is replaced by SOLDIER clothes and no more sun glasses* Rude: *pulls out shotgun and shoots Barret* Shang Tsung: Ummm... I came here to tell you guys that next fight would be Barret vs raiden, but that doesn't matter now...
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:36 pm
Cloud: hey Aeris, i like your long rod.
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Sephiroth: umm, Aeris, hehe, sorry about stabbing you back there.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:44 pm
The Legends of The Welsh Farm Boy
TWFB: I needith my lariot of justice!!
Tifa: Vincent!!!! Why are you wearing my Clothes!!!
TWFB: I Am not this 'Vincent' fellow, I am the Welsh Farm Boy!! (oh yea)
Yuffie: Has anyone seen, OH MY!! *jumps on Tifa's shoulders* theres an enemy afoot, TOTEM POLE ATTACK!!
Tifa: Hey!?
The Welsh Farm Boy: Am am notith an enemy, I am, the Welsh Farm Boy!! (oh yea)
Yuffie: Oh dear, I think I pissed a lil..... eek
Tifa: EW GAWD GET OF ME YOU LITTLE!!!!!!*throws Yuffie on the ground*
Welsh Farm Boy: Now ladies, don't fight, you may both haveith my [OH]
Tifa & Yuffie: ........
Vincent: Aw come ON!! NOT THE WELSH FARM BOY AGAIN!!! Come on, you can hide in my room from Barret
The Welsh Farm Boy: Thank you kind shrew.. Tata my ladies!
Barret:*walks in with the Salior outfit* Now where were....where he go?
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:24 pm
onishi-kuri The Legends of The Welsh Farm Boy TWFB: I needith my lariot of justice!! Tifa: Vincent!!!! Why are you wearing my Clothes!!! TWFB: I Am not this 'Vincent' fellow, I am the Welsh Farm Boy!! (oh yea) Yuffie: Has anyone seen, OH MY!! *jumps on Tifa's shoulders* theres an enemy afoot, TOTEM POLE ATTACK!! Tifa: Hey!? The Welsh Farm Boy: Am am notith an enemy, I am, the Welsh Farm Boy!! (oh yea) Yuffie: Oh dear, I think I pissed a lil..... eek Tifa: EW GAWD GET OF ME YOU LITTLE!!!!!!*throws Yuffie on the ground* Welsh Farm Boy: Now ladies, don't fight, you may both haveith my [OH] Tifa & Yuffie: ........ Vincent: Aw come ON!! NOT THE WELSH FARM BOY AGAIN!!! Come on, you can hide in my room from Barret The Welsh Farm Boy: Thank you kind shrew.. Tata my ladies! Barret:*walks in with the Salior outfit* Now where were....where he go? I applaude, nice.
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:41 pm
Tifa: Okay where the ******** did the rest of my skirt go. Which one of you bastards stole it?
*looks at Yuffie*
Tifa: say thats a nice head band... where did you get the material?
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:11 pm
I know it is supposed to be FF7 but i got a good one from FF8 for Squall.
Squall: Ok that is it. You all Are stupid. I"m in charge sit down, shut up and listen to me........
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:27 pm
Sephiroth: I found a Furby! I'll love him and hug him and take care of him and feed him and...
Furby:*Farts* ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sephiroth: You dare mock the mighty Sephiroth!?!?!?
Furby:*burps* meeeeeeeeeeeeee hungy.
Sephiroth: That does it you little b*****d! scream *draws sword*
Furby: *Dances*
Sephiroth: You're mean!
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:28 pm
Reno: So yesterday I got shot 9 times in the chest
Cloud: If you got shot in the chest yesterday why are you not in a hospital?
Reno: Just shut up and let me finish the story, so as I was saying I got shot 9 times in the chest yesterday then I use my ninja skils to make the bullets go out of my body and into the shooters eye balls, then 50 Cent came to me and he was all like "Yo dawg that sh*t was tight" and I was all like "Yea yea I know, I work out alot" then he was all like "Wanna join G-Unit?" then I was all like "Hmm I duno dawg I'll think about it" "what If I call it R-Unit" "Whats the R stand for" "RRRRRRRRRRRRENO UNIT!!" then I was all like "Say what!"
Cloud: None of that story is true isn't it
Reno: well I might have exaggerated a little bit
Rufus: RENO GET YOUR a** BACK TO CLEANING DUTY!!
Reno Yes sir.......b***h
Rufus: I HEARD THAT!!
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:13 pm
Aeris: Cuz I'm church Lady! Yes I am the real Lady! All you other Church Ladies are just imatating!
Cloud and Squall: FREINDS FOR LIFE!!!! xd
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:37 pm
Sober1 I know it is supposed to be FF7 but i got a good one from FF8 for Squall. Squall: Ok that is it. You all Are stupid. I"m in charge sit down, shut up and listen to me........ actually..I can see squall saying that
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:35 am
[Satan] Sephiroth: I found a Furby! I'll love him and hug him and take care of him and feed him and... Furby:*Farts* ha ha ha ha ha ha Sephiroth: You dare mock the mighty Sephiroth!?!?!? Furby:*burps* meeeeeeeeeeeeee hungy. Sephiroth: That does it you little b*****d! scream *draws sword* Furby: *Dances* Sephiroth: You're mean! LOL rofl
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