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 Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:22 am
anyone: i wonder what would happen if i ate one of these... *looks at materia*
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:23 am
annichi anyone: i wonder what would happen if i ate one of these... *looks at materia* *Watches hair catch on fire.* xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:22 am
sabaal annichi anyone: i wonder what would happen if i ate one of these... *looks at materia* *Watches hair catch on fire.* xd Me:everyone take a note not to do what Yuffie does
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:23 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:31 am
Sephiroth: (while floating around) Is it a bird is it a plane. No it super sephiroth!
Cloud: stare eh heh
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:36 pm
Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Edge22 *Cloud defeates Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo, all at the same time* Cloud: I saved the world......again *Reno walks by and knocks Cloud out* Reno: HA I DID IT I DEFEATED SEPHIRTOH, KADAJ, LOZ, AND YAZOO ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! *The Sierra flys by* Tifa: Hey Reno what happened to Cloud? Reno: Yea he couldn't handle Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo all at the same time so he got defeated, then I stepped in and was all lie WAI YA HI YA YO TAKE THAT KUNG FU STYLE KONICHIWA MUTHA F'ER!! Tifa: Thats a little hard to believe confused Reno: what you don't believe me? heres photographic proof I beat them http://tinypic.com/e718p3.jpgTifa: Wow did you draw that with crayons confused Reno: No......I used markers Yuffie: Hey my breasts aren't that small.......are they? Rufus: AND I'D NEVER GIVE SHINRA TO YOU RENO!!! scream Cid: Why was Godzilla there? Red XIII: And when did you get laser powers? Rude: I could take on Godzilla! Zack: Look at me I am a ghost!!! Loz: And my hair isn't gray......its dark white Yazoo: Hey why am I in the back? Sephiroth: Is my hair really that long? Kadaj: It's like I really have X's for eyes Cloud: Dude I said I'd give the controllers back to you on Tuesday!! Reno: Reno is not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep *beep* *meanwhile, in Reno's house* Reno: Lalala... *checks his messages and recieves the avalanche of stupid information* Ugh... brain can't take it all... *head explodes* *Back at the place where everyone else is* Cloud: Damnit! Reno left his lifesize phone that looks like him! Sephiroth: Oh well... *tries to destroy the world* *after a while* Cloud: s**t.. he beat me... That b***h *dies* Every good guy: *dies* Sephiroth: Now no one shall beat me! Misterious voice: Except me! What will happen now? Find out about this and more in the post of the person who wants to continue with this. Sephiroth: Who the hell are you!?! Mysterious Voice: IT IS I SHANG TSUNG!!! Sephiroth: Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat? Shang Tsung: No Shang Tsung from Ninja Turtles, OF COURSE SHANG TSUNG FROM MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Sephiroth: Ok now why are you here? Shang Tsung: TOO!!!! *Shang Tsung jumps at Sephiroth, and almost hits him* Shang Tsung: Invite you to the next Mortal Kombat tournament! Sephiroth: Ok.......... Shang Tsung: By the way I'm looking for a.......Cloud Strife ...........Cid Highwind.........Barrett Wallace.......Tifa Lockheart......Cait Sith......and some jerks called Loz and Reno Vincent: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!! Shang Tsung: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! *Shang Tsung takes Vincent's soul* Vincent: Hey who took my soul? Shang Tsung: I did!!! and I'm not giving it back!!! Sephiroth: Yea and about the other guys.....they are kind of.....dead... Shang Tsung: No probs I'll just turn them into.......ZOMBIES!!!!! *Shang Tsung turns all the people into zombies* Sephiroth: Zombies eh.. Reno: Brains.....must have brains... *Rude slaps Reno* Rude: stfu Reno, just because we are the walking dead that doesn't mean we eat brains Reno: But..but....in the movies they do.... *Rude slaps Reno again* Rude: And is this a movie? Reno: Well..... Rude: You want me to shoot you? Reno: No sir Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* ....
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:26 pm
Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Edge22 *Cloud defeates Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo, all at the same time* Cloud: I saved the world......again *Reno walks by and knocks Cloud out* Reno: HA I DID IT I DEFEATED SEPHIRTOH, KADAJ, LOZ, AND YAZOO ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! *The Sierra flys by* Tifa: Hey Reno what happened to Cloud? Reno: Yea he couldn't handle Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo all at the same time so he got defeated, then I stepped in and was all lie WAI YA HI YA YO TAKE THAT KUNG FU STYLE KONICHIWA MUTHA F'ER!! Tifa: Thats a little hard to believe confused Reno: what you don't believe me? heres photographic proof I beat them http://tinypic.com/e718p3.jpgTifa: Wow did you draw that with crayons confused Reno: No......I used markers Yuffie: Hey my breasts aren't that small.......are they? Rufus: AND I'D NEVER GIVE SHINRA TO YOU RENO!!! scream Cid: Why was Godzilla there? Red XIII: And when did you get laser powers? Rude: I could take on Godzilla! Zack: Look at me I am a ghost!!! Loz: And my hair isn't gray......its dark white Yazoo: Hey why am I in the back? Sephiroth: Is my hair really that long? Kadaj: It's like I really have X's for eyes Cloud: Dude I said I'd give the controllers back to you on Tuesday!! Reno: Reno is not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep *beep* *meanwhile, in Reno's house* Reno: Lalala... *checks his messages and recieves the avalanche of stupid information* Ugh... brain can't take it all... *head explodes* *Back at the place where everyone else is* Cloud: Damnit! Reno left his lifesize phone that looks like him! Sephiroth: Oh well... *tries to destroy the world* *after a while* Cloud: s**t.. he beat me... That b***h *dies* Every good guy: *dies* Sephiroth: Now no one shall beat me! Misterious voice: Except me! What will happen now? Find out about this and more in the post of the person who wants to continue with this. Sephiroth: Who the hell are you!?! Mysterious Voice: IT IS I SHANG TSUNG!!! Sephiroth: Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat? Shang Tsung: No Shang Tsung from Ninja Turtles, OF COURSE SHANG TSUNG FROM MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Sephiroth: Ok now why are you here? Shang Tsung: TOO!!!! *Shang Tsung jumps at Sephiroth, and almost hits him* Shang Tsung: Invite you to the next Mortal Kombat tournament! Sephiroth: Ok.......... Shang Tsung: By the way I'm looking for a.......Cloud Strife ...........Cid Highwind.........Barrett Wallace.......Tifa Lockheart......Cait Sith......and some jerks called Loz and Reno Vincent: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!! Shang Tsung: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! *Shang Tsung takes Vincent's soul* Vincent: Hey who took my soul? Shang Tsung: I did!!! and I'm not giving it back!!! Sephiroth: Yea and about the other guys.....they are kind of.....dead... Shang Tsung: No probs I'll just turn them into.......ZOMBIES!!!!! *Shang Tsung turns all the people into zombies* Sephiroth: Zombies eh.. Reno: Brains.....must have brains... *Rude slaps Reno* Rude: stfu Reno, just because we are the walking dead that doesn't mean we eat brains Reno: But..but....in the movies they do.... *Rude slaps Reno again* Rude: And is this a movie? Reno: Well..... Rude: You want me to shoot you? Reno: No sir Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:47 pm
Sephiroth: Cloud I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Cloud: NOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Sephiroth: And Elene SHE IS YOUR MOTHER
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sephiroth: And Aeris IS REALLY A DUDE!!
Cloud: THE BAD NEWS KEEPS COMING!!!
Sephiroth: AND YOU WON'T MAKE AN APPEARENCE IN DIRGE OF CEREBRUS
Cloud: AGGHGGHGHHGHGHHGHGH!!!!!!
Sephiroth: And Shinra WILL BUILD A DEATH STAR!!!
Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!
Sephiroth: And Reno is COOLER THEN YOU'LL EVER BE
Cloud: NOOOOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR!!!!
Sephiroth: And YOU ARE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER OF BEFORE CRISIS!!!!!
Cloud: NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sephiroth: AND SOLDIER SHALL BE DEFEATED BY MOOGLES!!!
Cloud: Now thats highly unlikely
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:28 pm
Barret: I like flowers!
Cloud: I don't use hair gel... no, really!
Aerith: ******** you, you ********: I love you Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Mommy! Help me! Cloud was mean to me!
Yuffie: Sorry, I'm allergic to materia.
Yuffie: I'm a thief, and proud of it!
Red XIII: I like dog food! Woof Woof!
Cait Sith: I hate gambling.
Cid: I'm gonna quit swearing and smoking!
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:38 am
*After Cloud falls from the explosions at the Mako reactor*
Tifa: You know, I never really liked him anyways
Barrett: Really? He told me he liked me better than you.
Rufus: You know what guys? I want to say I'm sorry by fixing everything my dad broke! YAY!
*After you beat Yuffie and talk to her*
Yuffie: Damn you guys are tough!! Can I join you?
Cloud: Oh sure thing toots, what's your name?
Yuffie: Well its...
Cloud: I don't give a DAMN! haha
Yuffie: Now that was mean!
Cloud: I'm sorry, here have some materia
Yuffie: *grabs for it as Cloud pulls it away* HEY!
Cloud: Pyche!! Man do you ever suck! Get lost!
*At snowboarding moutain, I forget the name! lol*
Cait Sith: Hey Cloud, think I could try next?
Cloud: Hell no!! It's my board!
*Cait Sith kicks him down the mountain*
Vincent: Oo0o0o0 look at him tumble! COOL!
Cid: Damn!! He's getting all those ballons!!
Vincent: They are so pretty! I want them!
*Cait Sith kicks them down as well*
Cait Sith: I am surrounded by idiots!!!
Hope this is good, I wanted to add some to this board! WOO! haha
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:20 pm
Rufus: I have an announcement to make on behalf the Shinra corpartion
Shion: What is it sir?
Rufus: I'm....................FULL!!!!
*que Taco Bell music*
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Edge22 *Cloud defeates Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo, all at the same time* Cloud: I saved the world......again *Reno walks by and knocks Cloud out* Reno: HA I DID IT I DEFEATED SEPHIRTOH, KADAJ, LOZ, AND YAZOO ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! *The Sierra flys by* Tifa: Hey Reno what happened to Cloud? Reno: Yea he couldn't handle Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo all at the same time so he got defeated, then I stepped in and was all lie WAI YA HI YA YO TAKE THAT KUNG FU STYLE KONICHIWA MUTHA F'ER!! Tifa: Thats a little hard to believe confused Reno: what you don't believe me? heres photographic proof I beat them http://tinypic.com/e718p3.jpgTifa: Wow did you draw that with crayons confused Reno: No......I used markers Yuffie: Hey my breasts aren't that small.......are they? Rufus: AND I'D NEVER GIVE SHINRA TO YOU RENO!!! scream Cid: Why was Godzilla there? Red XIII: And when did you get laser powers? Rude: I could take on Godzilla! Zack: Look at me I am a ghost!!! Loz: And my hair isn't gray......its dark white Yazoo: Hey why am I in the back? Sephiroth: Is my hair really that long? Kadaj: It's like I really have X's for eyes Cloud: Dude I said I'd give the controllers back to you on Tuesday!! Reno: Reno is not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep *beep* *meanwhile, in Reno's house* Reno: Lalala... *checks his messages and recieves the avalanche of stupid information* Ugh... brain can't take it all... *head explodes* *Back at the place where everyone else is* Cloud: Damnit! Reno left his lifesize phone that looks like him! Sephiroth: Oh well... *tries to destroy the world* *after a while* Cloud: s**t.. he beat me... That b***h *dies* Every good guy: *dies* Sephiroth: Now no one shall beat me! Misterious voice: Except me! What will happen now? Find out about this and more in the post of the person who wants to continue with this. Sephiroth: Who the hell are you!?! Mysterious Voice: IT IS I SHANG TSUNG!!! Sephiroth: Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat? Shang Tsung: No Shang Tsung from Ninja Turtles, OF COURSE SHANG TSUNG FROM MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Sephiroth: Ok now why are you here? Shang Tsung: TOO!!!! *Shang Tsung jumps at Sephiroth, and almost hits him* Shang Tsung: Invite you to the next Mortal Kombat tournament! Sephiroth: Ok.......... Shang Tsung: By the way I'm looking for a.......Cloud Strife ...........Cid Highwind.........Barrett Wallace.......Tifa Lockheart......Cait Sith......and some jerks called Loz and Reno Vincent: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!! Shang Tsung: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! *Shang Tsung takes Vincent's soul* Vincent: Hey who took my soul? Shang Tsung: I did!!! and I'm not giving it back!!! Sephiroth: Yea and about the other guys.....they are kind of.....dead... Shang Tsung: No probs I'll just turn them into.......ZOMBIES!!!!! *Shang Tsung turns all the people into zombies* Sephiroth: Zombies eh.. Reno: Brains.....must have brains... *Rude slaps Reno* Rude: stfu Reno, just because we are the walking dead that doesn't mean we eat brains Reno: But..but....in the movies they do.... *Rude slaps Reno again* Rude: And is this a movie? Reno: Well..... Rude: You want me to shoot you? Reno: No sir Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!! Shang Tsung: O.o ... Now that's sick... Sephiroth: Yeah it is... Shang Tsung: Let's just go to the tournament... *later that day, Cloud vs Liu Kang fight* Liu Kang: HYA!!! *does his kick combo in the air thingy* Cloud: *Hp:9997/9999* Liu Kang: s**t Cloud: RAWR! *slashes like crazy* FINISH HIM! Cloud: *does Omnislash and then rips off Liu Kangs brain and eats it* Cloud wins FATALITY
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:06 pm
Cloud:*watching AC* OH NO THEY DIDN'T!!!
Reno:....where in hell did i get a ponytail...I don't remember that
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:30 pm
Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife Edge22 Sen_Strife *meanwhile, in Reno's house* Reno: Lalala... *checks his messages and recieves the avalanche of stupid information* Ugh... brain can't take it all... *head explodes* *Back at the place where everyone else is* Cloud: Damnit! Reno left his lifesize phone that looks like him! Sephiroth: Oh well... *tries to destroy the world* *after a while* Cloud: s**t.. he beat me... That b***h *dies* Every good guy: *dies* Sephiroth: Now no one shall beat me! Misterious voice: Except me! What will happen now? Find out about this and more in the post of the person who wants to continue with this. Sephiroth: Who the hell are you!?! Mysterious Voice: IT IS I SHANG TSUNG!!! Sephiroth: Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat? Shang Tsung: No Shang Tsung from Ninja Turtles, OF COURSE SHANG TSUNG FROM MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Sephiroth: Ok now why are you here? Shang Tsung: TOO!!!! *Shang Tsung jumps at Sephiroth, and almost hits him* Shang Tsung: Invite you to the next Mortal Kombat tournament! Sephiroth: Ok.......... Shang Tsung: By the way I'm looking for a.......Cloud Strife ...........Cid Highwind.........Barrett Wallace.......Tifa Lockheart......Cait Sith......and some jerks called Loz and Reno Vincent: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME!!!! Shang Tsung: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! *Shang Tsung takes Vincent's soul* Vincent: Hey who took my soul? Shang Tsung: I did!!! and I'm not giving it back!!! Sephiroth: Yea and about the other guys.....they are kind of.....dead... Shang Tsung: No probs I'll just turn them into.......ZOMBIES!!!!! *Shang Tsung turns all the people into zombies* Sephiroth: Zombies eh.. Reno: Brains.....must have brains... *Rude slaps Reno* Rude: stfu Reno, just because we are the walking dead that doesn't mean we eat brains Reno: But..but....in the movies they do.... *Rude slaps Reno again* Rude: And is this a movie? Reno: Well..... Rude: You want me to shoot you? Reno: No sir Shang Tsung: So you gonna compete or not? Everyone: *nods* Vincent: Hey! What about me!!! I'm better than Cait Sith you bastards!!! AND GIMME BACK MY SOUL! Yuffie: Lalala... *comes out of the shower* Uhh... Why is almost everyone a zombie? *silence* .... Reno: FRESH BRAINS!!!! *Reno eats Yuffie brains* Yuffie: MY BRAINS!! I NEED THOSE TO THINK!! Rude: RENO WHAT DID I JUST GET THROUGH TELLING YOU!!! Reno: But....they taste so good here try them *Rude takes a bite* Rude: Damn these do taste good... Cloud: Hey let me get a taste *everyone starts eating Yuffie's brains* Yuffie: Waaaaaaaaaaa why is everyone eating my brains!! Shang Tsung: O.o ... Now that's sick... Sephiroth: Yeah it is... Shang Tsung: Let's just go to the tournament... *later that day, Cloud vs Liu Kang fight* Liu Kang: HYA!!! *does his kick combo in the air thingy* Cloud: *Hp:9997/9999* Liu Kang: s**t Cloud: RAWR! *slashes like crazy* FINISH HIM! Cloud: *does Omnislash and then rips off Liu Kangs brain and eats it* Cloud wins FATALITY*little does Cloud know, LIU KUANG IS ALREADY DEAD AND WAS FIGHTING HIS ZOMBIE (this is true Liu Kuang is killed in Deadly Alliance)* Zombie Liu Kuang: Brains..... Rude: Again with the brains... *Rude pulls out a giant shotgun* Rude: DIE ZOMBIE *Rude blows off Liu Kuangs head* Yuffie: Why didn't you use the rocket launcer? Rude: Cause your only allowed to kill zombies with Flame Throwers and Shotguns thats why Yuffie: But.... Rude: DIE ZOMBIE!!! Aeris: NO IM ALIVE I TELL YOU *Rude blows off Aeris's head* Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Rude: DIE ZOMBIE Cloud: Wait a minute I'm alive!! *Rude blows off Cloud's head* Tifa: Dude....that was totaly uncalled for....
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