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 Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:56 pm
Narrorator guy: After the meteor crisis ended, Cloud tried a variety of jobs.
Cloud: DAMN YOU TACO BELL!!!!*working at a Pizza Hut across the street from a sucessful Taco Bell*
Me: Please add more jobs to this silly plot please.. blaugh
Cloud:*dressed as Hitman* Time to go to the vechile Onishi... stare
Me: NO!!!!!!*hits with book, then runs away*
Cloud: OW! Well, guess this is another job failed...*walks off to the horizon*
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:24 am
*Barret is walking into town*
Barret: Oh-- Taco Bell, Taco Bell! smile
Tifa's Dad: Barret, what brings you here?
Barret: I've come to kick a**.
*Tifa's Dad takes Barret to Sephiroth*
Barret: I know you seek Cloud Strife, and I know...what you did to his family...now, I'm going to beat you up! *starts gagging and coughing*
Sephiroth: Do you need a glass of water or something? confused
(Idea taken from a scene in "Kung Pow - Enter the Fist")
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:46 am
Cloud working at butcher
Butcher: Dont you think that knifes taking the piss a bit.
Cloud:... stare okay I'll leave
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:27 pm
Cloud: Ello lavu!
Tifa: Quite. May'st I ask your purpose here?
Cloud: Why ceirtenly not!
Tifa: Then May'st I ask thou way'st ye hand is being in-cresing my bosom?
Cloud: Well. Actually, I do beilive your a mute, correct lavu?
Tifa: Aw, ye broke my antic! It would hav bin a funny, no?
Cloud: Aye, it would.
Tifa: Ta ta lavu.
Cloud:Ta ta.
(What, these are things they wouldn't say...)
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:06 pm
*during the infiltration of Shinra headquarters. Stairwell scenario*
Cloud: hold on, did you guys just see something
Tifa: no
Barret: I didn't see s@#$!
Cloud: oh well *everyone sontinues to run up the stairs*
Otakon: *through codec* that was a close one, Snake
Solid Snake: *inside cardboard box* ninja
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:15 pm
Barret: ********... hey I can swear without the stupid &*@** thing coming up ******** ******** ******** ******** fcuk *Sings to himself merrily* fuuuuuucck fucccku fuuuck....
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:19 pm
onishi-kuri Narrorator guy: After the meteor crisis ended, Cloud tried a variety of jobs. Cloud: DAMN YOU TACO BELL!!!!*working at a Pizza Hut across the street from a sucessful Taco Bell* Me: Please add more jobs to this silly plot please.. blaugh Cloud:*dressed as Hitman* Time to go to the vechile Onishi... stare Me: NO!!!!!!*hits with book, then runs away* Cloud: OW! Well, guess this is another job failed...*walks off to the horizon* Cloud: *kicks open a door and comes inside pointing his gun at something* Freeze! Old man: What sonny? *Meanwhile, next door there are a lot of policemen* Cloud: Damn!
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:26 pm
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri Narrorator guy: After the meteor crisis ended, Cloud tried a variety of jobs. Cloud: DAMN YOU TACO BELL!!!!*working at a Pizza Hut across the street from a sucessful Taco Bell* Me: Please add more jobs to this silly plot please.. blaugh Cloud:*dressed as Hitman* Time to go to the vechile Onishi... stare Me: NO!!!!!!*hits with book, then runs away* Cloud: OW! Well, guess this is another job failed...*walks off to the horizon* Cloud: *kicks open a door and comes inside pointing his gun at something* Freeze! Old man: What sonny? *Meanwhile, next door there are a lot of policemen* Cloud: Damn! Police Chief: "Come out with your hands up!" Cloud: "You're gonna have to catch me b***h!" *Cloud jumps through 2nd floor window* Cloud:"Muwahahaha! HUH?!" *lands on police car* "Ow...."
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:37 pm
Cloud to a newly found Pregnant Tifa: damn i knew u forgot somehting that night
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:55 pm
mix2 Cloud to a newly found Pregnant Tifa: damn i knew u forgot somehting that night LOL
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:27 pm
(when Cloud was in Soldier)
Sephiroth: Cloud
Cloud: Yes..
Sephiroth: Do you like me?
Cloud: um....how?
Sephiroth: Like, you know.
Cloud: No, I don't know.
Sephiroth: Well, like in this yaoi book i found
Cloud: Ew put that away...
Sephiroth: I was only asking because-
Cloud:*leaves the room*
Sephiroth: I was only asking cause in the book you kiss me, then well, why am I talking to myself?*Leave Yaoi book there*
Vincent:Hrmm..?*Sings the song from Nightmare before Christmas, What's this?*
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:29 pm
Chris Silverwind Sephiroth: "Mooooommmm... I lost my sword again.. and I got a boner." Jenova: *stares at sephiroth before slowly turning around and moving away* Please tell me I didnt have birth to this perverted psycho...P.S. *Notices sig* Do you like Bleach?
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:17 pm
onishi-kuri (when Cloud was in Soldier) Sephiroth: Cloud Cloud: Yes.. Sephiroth: Do you like me? Cloud: um....how? Sephiroth: Like, you know. Cloud: No, I don't know. Sephiroth: Well, like in this yaoi book i found Cloud: Ew put that away... Sephiroth: I was only asking because- Cloud:*leaves the room* Sephiroth: I was only asking cause in the book you kiss me, then well, why am I talking to myself?*Leave Yaoi book there* Vincent:Hrmm..?*Sings the song from Nightmare before Christmas, What's this?* Vincent: That Cloud! He kissed Sephiroth behind my back! *puls out his gun and loads it* Cloud: *comes back into the room* Good to see that gay perv isn't here... Vincent: CLOUD!!! *shoots* Cloud: What? *notices the hole in his chest* Oh damn... *dies*
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:13 am
Sen_Strife onishi-kuri (when Cloud was in Soldier) Sephiroth: Cloud Cloud: Yes.. Sephiroth: Do you like me? Cloud: um....how? Sephiroth: Like, you know. Cloud: No, I don't know. Sephiroth: Well, like in this yaoi book i found Cloud: Ew put that away... Sephiroth: I was only asking because- Cloud:*leaves the room* Sephiroth: I was only asking cause in the book you kiss me, then well, why am I talking to myself?*Leave Yaoi book there* Vincent:Hrmm..?*Sings the song from Nightmare before Christmas, What's this?* Vincent: That Cloud! He kissed Sephiroth behind my back! *puls out his gun and loads it* Cloud: *comes back into the room* Good to see that gay perv isn't here... Vincent: CLOUD!!! *shoots* Cloud: What? *notices the hole in his chest* Oh damn... *dies* Sephiroth:*hears the gunshot and rushed back in the room* "CLOUD!" Vincent:"I took care of him, no more interference." Sephiroth:"But you killed my lover!" *dum dum dummm* Vincent:"WHAT?! I thought what we had was special!" Sephiroth:"Come on Vincent your half the man he was!" Vincent:"You back-stabbing son of a b***h." Jenova:"I take offense to that." Vincent:"Shut up Jenova!" *shoots Sephiroth, Jenova, then himself.* Narrator: "Dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:07 pm
Cloud:Wait i need some more hair wax...
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