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Bringing a knifeboot to a stolen gun fight.

Fairly certain Ivy still has the upper hand.

"Kill him now," Janice said. "It'll save you a lot of trouble later on. I wish I'd killed mine when I had the chance."

Man, even the girls I make up hate me....

"And just what does that mean? 'Make up'? What are you on about?"

Uh... nothing. Just being silly.

Edward smiled "just like your bikini line" he knelt down and picked the bullet out of the Kevlar steel-toed boot.

Edward shook his head "she's not my type, great caboose but the conductor has trouble remembering the trails."

Nightmare pouted "if I wanted to read a girly magazine I'd read playboy" he set the magazine on the coffee table and went into the kitchen.

*looking through a used car cateloge* fa lalalala lala I'm ********.

The sound of knocking hits the chatroom door and the newly appointed Batgirl is quick to answer it. Standing on the front porch is Darksied with a vile grin and his heavy arms crossed across his barrel chest. He offers Batgirl one chance to surrender to him or she and the rest of the chatroom will be destroyed. To which Batgirl simply blinks at him once and then shakes her head in refusal. Taken back, having thought the new Batgirl would be easily threatened he cocks his brow and asks again unsure she understands. Stating that he will brutally torture and murder all within the chatroom unless she surrenders and joins his army. Again she shakes her head in refusal and then proceeds to start closing the door but before it fully shuts, she hears Darksied spat in disgust "You reject of offer of mercy? This is madness!" The new Batgirl's eyes narrow, tapping a recorder on her utility belt the Leonidas voice begins to play "Madness...?" and she reopens the door, starring right up at Darksied as the recording finishes "THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and with one swift motion she lifts her right leg up and kicks Darkside right in the croch, his eyes bulging out of his head as he is thrown back into the pit of doom where both the Joker and Creeper reside. Tapping another button on her belt, the pit of doom seals shut and she dusts her hands before walking back into the chat room, closing the door behind her.

Nightmare watched Cassandra from the kitchen as he made his pizza "I wonder if she does parties."

But what is the ratio of half naked women to half naked men in Cosmo? It is a magazine targeted at women, is it not?

Oh my God, I just realized how much I blocked out the images of those dudes. Hahahah!
"Most of the time they have a spread with the woman of the cover."

I'm gonna make a banner ad for NML.

After that I might consider making a sort of NML poster thing. Who would dig that?