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 Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:16 pm
Elemental Draconis Regulust *makes it to the roof*
Hi Xia I'm ba- What are you doing?
Scared of heights I see... *picks up Xia and carries to ground level* Scared of heights? Me? Nooo...... Never...
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Just... heights on buildings like this? >>;
How were we even up there in the first place?
And... I thought you didn't like heights either.
Lightning Can?
Hehe, Zap!
Depends... 10 stories isn't much. Ummm... We were following directions to a restaurant and got lost. sweatdrop
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Waynebrizzle rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 5, 12
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:16 pm
Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle I'm sorry honey I needed to balance my checkbook. *fires crossbow* Oh, that's okay. I was only trying to clean out the fridge. *eats apple* My crossbow bolt penetrates you, dealing 9 damage. I roll for orgasm. Orgasm is not reached. My shield is still in one piece. I use my Firaga on your crossbow. My crossbow is immune to all magic, honey. I close in on you and fire again. I rolled over 20. Orgasm successful.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:17 pm
Devon
I can't get dressed
Can you help me
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:18 pm
Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle I'm sorry honey I needed to balance my checkbook. *fires crossbow* Oh, that's okay. I was only trying to clean out the fridge. *eats apple* My crossbow bolt penetrates you, dealing 9 damage. I roll for orgasm. Orgasm is not reached. My shield is still in one piece. I use my Firaga on your crossbow. My crossbow is immune to all magic, honey. I close in on you and fire again. Your crossbow breaks my armor and causes 22 damage. Orgasm reached.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:20 pm
Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle I'm sorry honey I needed to balance my checkbook. *fires crossbow* Oh, that's okay. I was only trying to clean out the fridge. *eats apple* My crossbow bolt penetrates you, dealing 9 damage. I roll for orgasm. Orgasm is not reached. My shield is still in one piece. I use my Firaga on your crossbow. My crossbow is immune to all magic, honey. I close in on you and fire again. Your crossbow breaks my armor and causes 22 damage. Orgasm reached. My hearts are full. It's time to finish this.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:21 pm
Le Chapeau Devon I can't get dressed Can you help me Only if I can undress you afterwards.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:22 pm
Did someone say zap?
I do believe I saw the word zap.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:22 pm
Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle My crossbow bolt penetrates you, dealing 9 damage. I roll for orgasm. Orgasm is not reached. My shield is still in one piece. I use my Firaga on your crossbow. My crossbow is immune to all magic, honey. I close in on you and fire again. Your crossbow breaks my armor and causes 22 damage. Orgasm reached. My hearts are full. It's time to finish this. Well hurry up or I will regain my health.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:22 pm
Harupiggy D: Aww. You can just search up "Very Disturbing Accident" on Youtube, and you can see some of it.
Oh gawd! *flail*
That was a lot of blood.
Man... I wish I got to see what his head looked like....
Also... stupid people.
@ Lust:
What? Ten stories is high to me. ._.
Oh, a restaurant, eh? xD
Wow... lost on top of a building... And your choice to jump off...?
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:23 pm
Rad Electropow Did someone say zap? I do believe I saw the word zap.
ZAP!
I said zap earlier.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:23 pm
THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF s**t GOING ON HERE
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:24 pm
Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle Orphie Waynebrizzle My crossbow bolt penetrates you, dealing 9 damage. I roll for orgasm. Orgasm is not reached. My shield is still in one piece. I use my Firaga on your crossbow. My crossbow is immune to all magic, honey. I close in on you and fire again. Your crossbow breaks my armor and causes 22 damage. Orgasm reached. My hearts are full. It's time to finish this. Well hurry up or I will regain my health. ~~<=====3
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:24 pm
Nomega Le Chapeau Devon I can't get dressed Can you help me Only if I can undress you afterwards. obby i just shouldn't get dressed in the first place
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:24 pm
Elemental Draconis @ Lust:
What? Ten stories is high to me. ._.
Oh, a restaurant, eh? xD
Wow... lost on top of a building... And your choice to jump off...?
I was gonna jump off while carrying you... It was the easiest way off the roof. wink
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:25 pm
Elemental Draconis Rad Electropow Did someone say zap? I do believe I saw the word zap. ZAP!
I said zap earlier. -zaps-
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