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 Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:00 pm
Sen_Strife PimpinJr120891 Halo_NC Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you... Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back? Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth? Cloud: Tifa ninja Aeris: That b***h! I'm gonna kill her! And then I'm gonna kill you! *goes to kill Tifa* *a few minutes later, Tifa and Aeris roll out of the room in a cat fight* Cid: CAT FIGHT!!!! Nanaki: Cat!? Where? *sees Aeris and Tifa and then starts chasing them around* Vincent: Lalalala... *comes out of his pink-colored room and sees what's hapening* Who gave Nanaki back his dog brain? Cait Sith: Errrrrr... ~Flashback~ Nanaki: I'm hungry!!! And my head is hollow!! Cait Sith: Here *takes a pink, guey thing from the table and throw it inside Nanaki's head* ~End flashback~ *Meanwhile on the side lines...* Barret:"Hey Cloud, I bet you $10 that Tifa gets her shirt ripped off first!" Cloud:"Nah...I'm not gonna take that bet, I'm wondering how her shirt stays on just sitting there...it must be at it's breaking point. Yuffie:*walks out of the bathroom* "Huh...what's going on? Oh YEA cat fight! Rip off her shirt Aeris!" Cloud & Barret:"....?!" Yuffie:" Uh...I mean....er... ninja " Aeris( Also.... part time priestess.): redface stressed Aeris:*Takes Yuffie and Tifa's shirts off* Tifa and Yuffie: redface stressed * Takes each others bra off* All girls: redface stressed stressed stressed Tifa:*Hugs Cloud* Aeris:*Hugs Cid* Yuffie*Hugs Vincent* Barret:*Hugs Cait Sith* Sephiroth:*Tores Aeris' lower skirt off even though she's a part time priestess.* Boys:*Blushing and Staring at Aeris' [Bleep!]* Aeris:.................. stressed stressed stressed Aeris says something she learned from her part time job... Me: ninja *steals aerith and puts her in a closet with me and Aeris's screms can be hard* Me:*comes out with a big grin* i beat you all to her HA!!!! Me: Cloud... Are you gonna let some idiot rape the girl you love? And Sephiroth... Are you gonna let some idiot rape the girl you're gonna kill? Cloud and Sephiroth: HELL NO! PimpinJr: Oh s**t... *runs* Cloud: Omnislash! Sephiroth: Supernova! PimpinJr: ......... *not able to say anything cause he was vaporized* Me:..... ninja *throws Tifa and Yuffie into the closet and then goes in* Me: *gets materlized* that b*****d evil *usesUltima and mimic 5 times then uses E.Skill SUPER NOVA*
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:47 pm
leonlord anyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhh poopies. this game stinks. i wish i had a super power like.... heat vision...or exray eyes.........and mabey just mabey. the ability to shrink in to the size of a pebel i find that funny
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:07 pm
*everyone is playing poker*
Cloud:"Royal Flush!"
Everyone else:" stressed "
Vincent:"Oh well.....*takes off his shirt and runs around*"
Barret:"Vincent what the hell are you doing?!"
Vincent:"This is strip poker right.....?"
Cloud:"It is now! Tifa, Aeris....and why the hell not?! Yuffie!
Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie:*remove them*
Cloud:"OH YEA!.....you guys have some hot feet!"
Cid:"...... stare "
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:01 pm
Sayneveralways *everyone is playing poker* Cloud:"Royal Flush!" Everyone else:" stressed " Vincent:"Oh well.....*takes off his shirt and runs around*" Barret:"Vincent what the hell are you doing?!" Vincent:"This is strip poker right.....?" Cloud:"It is now! Tifa, Aeris....and why the hell not?! Yuffie! Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie:*remove them* Cloud:"OH YEA!.....you guys have some hot feet!" Cid:"...... stare " That's good... lol
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:56 pm
Barret: i lost my gun crying
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:17 pm
Aireth: Um the sword didn't kill me the first time think you could stab me again Sephiroth please and thanks.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:18 am
Sephiroth: Hello Barret, It's time to die. twisted
Barret: Why me? Is it because I'm black?!?!?!
Sephiroth:No, it's not because your bla...
Barret: I'M AFRICAN AMERICAN!!!!
Sephiroth: But you just said you wer....
Barret: Forget what I said! crying I love 'ya man.
Sephiroth: O-Kay
Barret: heart domokun
*Sephiroth and Barret start to slow dance as Cloud walks in*
Cloud:... eek ...*slowly backs out of room*
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:52 am
Sephiroth: "Mooooommmm... I lost my sword again.. and I got a boner."
Jenova: *stares at sephiroth before slowly turning around and moving away* Please tell me I didnt have birth to this perverted psycho...
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:38 am
*The scene in AC when Cloud pours water on Denzel in the end*
Denzel: I'M SCARED! crying
Cloud: Chill out, now come on, this will heal you!
Denzel: THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE WATER, WAAAH!!! crying
Cloud: stressed , are you gonna come in this water, or am I gonna have to--
Denzel: I HATE YOU! gonk
*Denzel whacks Cloud in the crotch*
Cloud: WHY YOU... evil
*Cloud picks up Denzel who is kicking and shouting and drops him in the water*
Cloud: STAY DOWN IN THERE, THIS WATER IS GONNA HEAL YOU! scream
*Cloud is holding Denzel underwater*
Tifa: Cloud, don't drown him! eek
*FBI troopers are on their way to the church*
Nanaki: I hear some troopers coming, hide! mad
Cid: Oh crap... eek
*Everyone runs into the water and ducks down underwater*
One of the Advent Children: Look at this, I can talk underwater! smile
Cloud: You can? confused
*Someone farts*
Barret: Jesus Christ, who was that!? mad
Cait Sith: Sorry sweatdrop
Everyone: omfg... stare
*The FBI agents come running into the church*
FBI Agent #1: Why are we here again?
FBI Agent #2: ...I dunno confused
FBI Agent #3: So...do we have to be here? stare
FBI Agent #2: Um, no... sweatdrop
*The FBI agents leave and everyone underwater comes up to catch their breath*
Cloud: Okay, now where were we? confused
Tifa: Isn't this the part where you awaken in the water and the children are standing over you?
Cloud: Ah yes, thanks Tifa.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:06 pm
*FF7 Directors Cuts*
*before the start of the game (reactor mission)*
Barret: Let's see... This is the plan... THIS IS THE PLAN!?!?!? WTF who made this? *his machine gun accidentally goes off and shoots Biggs*
*drawing of a mako reactor and a dynamite stick floating in midair*
Jessie: Ummm... That's the drawing Wege made at school... This is the plan *hands the plan*
*in the background, Biggs falling to the floor with holes in his chest and Cloud playing on the pinball machine*
Barret: Now that's more like it! Let's go!
*a complex plan that includes hard math and some more stuff*
*In the reactor, while leaving*
Jessie: Cloud! My foot is stuck!
Cloud: Here... *frees her foot*
Jessie: Thanks Cloud! *goes up and trips and falls down on the water below*
Cloud: *a minute later* That b***h left me behind...
*While still leaving*
Cloud: *standing on the exit to the reactor* Oooohhh... A cute rat!
Wedge: Hurry up Cloud!
*rat runs out and Cloud follows it*
*On the train, heading to Sector 7*
Jessie: Cloud didn't come... *thinking* I can't belive someone pulled the plug and I had to end up on the sewers... AND fight a big monster
Barret: Forget about that idiot *his machine gun goes off again and shoots trough the roof of the wagon*
Cloud: OOOWWW!!! My foot! *falls down and manages o grab onto something and knock on the door*
Jessie: *opens*
Cloud: *Jumps in and does a pose* *Thinking* s**t, my foot hurts
*a few minutes later of yadda yappa, etc, blah*
Barret: We gotta move to the front of the train, let's go!
Cloud: *thinking* Damnit... My foots gonna fall off
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:27 pm
Vincent: *walks in with something wriiten on his hand*
Aeris: Vincent..................let me see. stare
Vincent:*shakes head violently while holding his hand*
Cloud: Vincent just let her look..... stare
*Vincent holds out his hand with a number on it and "for a good time call me"*
Aeris: eek where did you get this?
Vincent: a bar.....
Aeris: *calls the number on his hand.*
*Cloud's cell phone rings*
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:34 pm
Cloud: I lost my binky!! gonk
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:43 pm
Deaths Apprentice Sayneveralways *everyone is playing poker* Cloud:"Royal Flush!" Everyone else:" stressed " Vincent:"Oh well.....*takes off his shirt and runs around*" Barret:"Vincent what the hell are you doing?!" Vincent:"This is strip poker right.....?" Cloud:"It is now! Tifa, Aeris....and why the hell not?! Yuffie! Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie:*remove them* Cloud:"OH YEA!.....you guys have some hot feet!" Cid:"...... stare " That's good... lol Shveet, my first 'good job'
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:49 pm
Novacain Vincent: *walks in with something wriiten on his hand* Aeris: Vincent..................let me see. stare Vincent:*shakes head violently while holding his hand* Cloud: Vincent just let her look..... stare *Vincent holds out his hand with a number on it and "for a good time call me"* Aeris: eek where did you get this? Vincent: a bar..... Aeris: *calls the number on his hand.* *Cloud's cell phone rings* (thats a good one) Cloud:*ignorantly answers the phone* "Hey this is 'Good Time'" Vincent:*ignorantly replies* "Yea this is...um, Vincent. I want some 'fun'" Cloud:"Oh Vincent, yea...um I'm with a client right now...can you get back to me later?" Vincent:"Sure thing hot stuff!" Cloud and Vincent :*both hang up* Aeris: gonk Barret:*waves out Clouds door* "Come back to bed baby!' Aeris:.... stare
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:35 pm
Sephiroth: I just stabbed the b***h why doesnt she bleed?
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