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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:34 am

Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you...

Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back?

Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed

Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth?

Cloud: Tifa ninja

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:50 am

Deaths Apprentice

Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you...

Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back?

Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed

Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth?

Cloud: Tifa ninja

Aeris: That b***h! I'm gonna kill her! And then I'm gonna kill you! *goes to kill Tifa*

*a few minutes later, Tifa and Aeris roll out of the room in a cat fight*

Cid: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Nanaki: Cat!? Where? *sees Aeris and Tifa and then starts chasing them around*

Vincent: Lalalala... *comes out of his pink-colored room and sees what's hapening* Who gave Nanaki back his dog brain?

Cait Sith: Errrrrr...

~Flashback~

Nanaki: I'm hungry!!! And my head is hollow!!

Cait Sith: Here *takes a pink, guey thing from the table and throw it inside Nanaki's head*

~End flashback~

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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:59 pm

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Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you...

Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back?

Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed

Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth?

Cloud: Tifa ninja

Aeris: That b***h! I'm gonna kill her! And then I'm gonna kill you! *goes to kill Tifa*

*a few minutes later, Tifa and Aeris roll out of the room in a cat fight*

Cid: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Nanaki: Cat!? Where? *sees Aeris and Tifa and then starts chasing them around*

Vincent: Lalalala... *comes out of his pink-colored room and sees what's hapening* Who gave Nanaki back his dog brain?

Cait Sith: Errrrrr...

~Flashback~

Nanaki: I'm hungry!!! And my head is hollow!!

Cait Sith: Here *takes a pink, guey thing from the table and throw it inside Nanaki's head*

~End flashback~

*Meanwhile on the side lines...*

Barret:"Hey Cloud, I bet you $10 that Tifa gets her shirt ripped off first!"

Cloud:"Nah...I'm not gonna take that bet, I'm wondering how her shirt stays on just sitting there...it must be at it's breaking point.

Yuffie:*walks out of the bathroom* "Huh...what's going on? Oh YEA cat fight! Rip off her shirt Aeris!"

Cloud & Barret:"....?!"

Yuffie:" Uh...I mean....er... ninja "

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:16 pm

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Deaths Apprentice

Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you...

Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back?

Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed

Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth?

Cloud: Tifa ninja

Aeris: That b***h! I'm gonna kill her! And then I'm gonna kill you! *goes to kill Tifa*

*a few minutes later, Tifa and Aeris roll out of the room in a cat fight*

Cid: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Nanaki: Cat!? Where? *sees Aeris and Tifa and then starts chasing them around*

Vincent: Lalalala... *comes out of his pink-colored room and sees what's hapening* Who gave Nanaki back his dog brain?

Cait Sith: Errrrrr...

~Flashback~

Nanaki: I'm hungry!!! And my head is hollow!!

Cait Sith: Here *takes a pink, guey thing from the table and throw it inside Nanaki's head*

~End flashback~

*Meanwhile on the side lines...*

Barret:"Hey Cloud, I bet you $10 that Tifa gets her shirt ripped off first!"

Cloud:"Nah...I'm not gonna take that bet, I'm wondering how her shirt stays on just sitting there...it must be at it's breaking point.

Yuffie:*walks out of the bathroom* "Huh...what's going on? Oh YEA cat fight! Rip off her shirt Aeris!"

Cloud & Barret:"....?!"

Yuffie:" Uh...I mean....er... ninja "

Aeris( Also.... part time priestess.): redface stressed
Aeris:*Takes Yuffie and Tifa's shirts off*
Tifa and Yuffie: redface stressed
* Takes each others bra off*
All girls: redface stressed stressed stressed
Tifa:*Hugs Cloud*
Aeris:*Hugs Cid*
Yuffie*Hugs Vincent*
Barret:*Hugs Cait Sith*
Sephiroth:*Tores Aeris' lower skirt off even though she's a part time priestess.*
Boys:*Blushing and Staring at Aeris' [Bleep!]*
Aeris:.................. stressed stressed stressed
Aeris says something she learned from her part time job...

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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:12 pm

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Deaths Apprentice

Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you...

Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back?

Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed

Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth?

Cloud: Tifa ninja

Aeris: That b***h! I'm gonna kill her! And then I'm gonna kill you! *goes to kill Tifa*

*a few minutes later, Tifa and Aeris roll out of the room in a cat fight*

Cid: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Nanaki: Cat!? Where? *sees Aeris and Tifa and then starts chasing them around*

Vincent: Lalalala... *comes out of his pink-colored room and sees what's hapening* Who gave Nanaki back his dog brain?

Cait Sith: Errrrrr...

~Flashback~

Nanaki: I'm hungry!!! And my head is hollow!!

Cait Sith: Here *takes a pink, guey thing from the table and throw it inside Nanaki's head*

~End flashback~

*Meanwhile on the side lines...*

Barret:"Hey Cloud, I bet you $10 that Tifa gets her shirt ripped off first!"

Cloud:"Nah...I'm not gonna take that bet, I'm wondering how her shirt stays on just sitting there...it must be at it's breaking point.

Yuffie:*walks out of the bathroom* "Huh...what's going on? Oh YEA cat fight! Rip off her shirt Aeris!"

Cloud & Barret:"....?!"

Yuffie:" Uh...I mean....er... ninja "

Aeris( Also.... part time priestess.): redface stressed
Aeris:*Takes Yuffie and Tifa's shirts off*
Tifa and Yuffie: redface stressed
* Takes each others bra off*
All girls: redface stressed stressed stressed
Tifa:*Hugs Cloud*
Aeris:*Hugs Cid*
Yuffie*Hugs Vincent*
Barret:*Hugs Cait Sith*
Sephiroth:*Tores Aeris' lower skirt off even though she's a part time priestess.*
Boys:*Blushing and Staring at Aeris' [Bleep!]*
Aeris:.................. stressed stressed stressed
Aeris says something she learned from her part time job...

Me: ninja *steals aerith and puts her in a closet with me and Aeris's screms can be hard*

Me:*comes out with a big grin* i beat you all to her HA!!!!

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:08 pm

Cloud: I've always missed the good 'ole times where it was just me, Zack, and Hojo performing awful experiments on us...

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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:46 am

Barrett: Hey Cloud, your hair looks like a Chocobo! *edges closer*

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:41 am

Cloud: Hey Sephiroth why dont we cut your hair for charity?
SEphiroth: well it is for a good cause
Yuffie: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:02 am

Barret: HOLY CRAP!! HOW'D THIS GUN GET ON MY ARM!?!?

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:15 pm

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Barret: HOLY CRAP!! HOW'D THIS GUN GET ON MY ARM!?!?

Cloud:"I have no idea.....*scratches head* HOLY CRAP I HAVE HAIR!"

Tifa:"Are you guys suddenly retarded?!" *walks and feels a jiggle* What are these strange bouncing things?!" *pokes them*

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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:08 pm

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Deaths Apprentice

Cloud: sweatdrop Aeris... I don't know how to tell you this.. but it was really me trying to kill you...

Aeris: What?! Then who was holding you back?

Cloud: Jenova.. That stupid whench. stressed

Aeris: Then who was controlling Sephiroth?

Cloud: Tifa ninja

Aeris: That b***h! I'm gonna kill her! And then I'm gonna kill you! *goes to kill Tifa*

*a few minutes later, Tifa and Aeris roll out of the room in a cat fight*

Cid: CAT FIGHT!!!!

Nanaki: Cat!? Where? *sees Aeris and Tifa and then starts chasing them around*

Vincent: Lalalala... *comes out of his pink-colored room and sees what's hapening* Who gave Nanaki back his dog brain?

Cait Sith: Errrrrr...

~Flashback~

Nanaki: I'm hungry!!! And my head is hollow!!

Cait Sith: Here *takes a pink, guey thing from the table and throw it inside Nanaki's head*

~End flashback~

*Meanwhile on the side lines...*

Barret:"Hey Cloud, I bet you $10 that Tifa gets her shirt ripped off first!"

Cloud:"Nah...I'm not gonna take that bet, I'm wondering how her shirt stays on just sitting there...it must be at it's breaking point.

Yuffie:*walks out of the bathroom* "Huh...what's going on? Oh YEA cat fight! Rip off her shirt Aeris!"

Cloud & Barret:"....?!"

Yuffie:" Uh...I mean....er... ninja "

Aeris( Also.... part time priestess.): redface stressed
Aeris:*Takes Yuffie and Tifa's shirts off*
Tifa and Yuffie: redface stressed
* Takes each others bra off*
All girls: redface stressed stressed stressed
Tifa:*Hugs Cloud*
Aeris:*Hugs Cid*
Yuffie*Hugs Vincent*
Barret:*Hugs Cait Sith*
Sephiroth:*Tores Aeris' lower skirt off even though she's a part time priestess.*
Boys:*Blushing and Staring at Aeris' [Bleep!]*
Aeris:.................. stressed stressed stressed
Aeris says something she learned from her part time job...

Me: ninja *steals aerith and puts her in a closet with me and Aeris's screms can be hard*

Me:*comes out with a big grin* i beat you all to her HA!!!!

Me: Cloud... Are you gonna let some idiot rape the girl you love? And Sephiroth... Are you gonna let some idiot rape the girl you're gonna kill?
Cloud and Sephiroth: HELL NO!
PimpinJr: Oh s**t... *runs*
Cloud: Omnislash!
Sephiroth: Supernova!
PimpinJr: ......... *not able to say anything cause he was vaporized*
Me:..... ninja *throws Tifa and Yuffie into the closet and then goes in*

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:05 pm

Cloud: I need some chocolate. smile

Yuffie: Why?

Cloud: Because chocolate is the root of all evil, so if we eat chocolate, then we are eating what supplies all evil with food!

Yuffie: Wha?!

Cloud: You know how roots supply plants with water so they can live right?

Yuffie: Err... Ya.

Cloud: So if chocolate is the "root of 'all evil'" then if we eat chocolate, then we are eliminating all evil because it cannot feed anymore. ^.^ whee *feels smart*

Yuffie: Right.. you go do that.*sneaks off into Vincent's room*

Vincent: Yuffie does this dress make me look fat?

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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:11 pm

Deaths Apprentice

Cloud: I need some chocolate. smile

Yuffie: Why?

Cloud: Because chocolate is the root of all evil, so if we eat chocolate, then we are eating what supplies all evil with food!

Yuffie: Wha?!

Cloud: You know how roots supply plants with water so they can live right?

Yuffie: Err... Ya.

Cloud: So if chocolate is the "root of 'all evil'" then if we eat chocolate, then we are eliminating all evil because it cannot feed anymore. ^.^ whee *feels smart*

Yuffie: Right.. you go do that.*sneaks off into Vincent's room*

Vincent: Yuffie does this dress make me look fat?

*meanwhile at the crater*

Sephiroth: *eats some chocolate* MUAHAHAHAHHA!!! twisted *prepares to kill the good guys when they come to stop meteor*

*back at... Errrr... The place where the god guys are*

Drunk Cid: *walks by the table and accidentally spills some vodka on all the chocolate*

Cloud: *comes out of the bathroom* Time to eat some chocolate *eats*

*5 minutes later, when the table is clear and the wrappers on the floor*

Cloud: *snores* ZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

*Time passes and no one goes to the crater 'cause their leader is sleeping*

Sephiroth: WHERE IS EVERYONE!?!?!?!?

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:51 pm

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Barret: HOLY CRAP!! HOW'D THIS GUN GET ON MY ARM!?!?

Cloud:"I have no idea.....*scratches head* HOLY CRAP I HAVE HAIR!"

Tifa:"Are you guys suddenly retarded?!" *walks and feels a jiggle* What are these strange bouncing things?!" *pokes them*

Cloud: I'm a retard? sad WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! crying crying
Tifa: Cloud stop, STOP! stressed I'm sorry, OKAY, I didn't mean it.
Cloud: THANKS TIFA! biggrin heart
*Cloud drags Tifa to the Honeybee Inn and they make love in bed*
Cloud: What's this? *holds up a red piece of fabric*
*Cait Sith is heard running around outside cheering*
Cait Sith: I'M NAKED!! blaugh
Tifa and Cloud: stare
Cloud: Why did he take off his cape? stare

*Tifa and Cloud leave the inn and go watch Cait Sith running around*

Cait Sith: HI YOU TWO, WANNA JOIN ME!? xd
Cloud: No... stare
Cait Sith: *takes out a baseball bat* HIT ME CLOUD, AS HARD AS YOU CAN! blaugh
Cloud: Sweet! whee
*Cloud takes the bat and swings it at Cait Sith so hard that it sends him flying*
Cloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! rofl Take that you retard! blaugh
Tifa: That wasn't nice stare
Cloud: Aw shup up you retard! mad
Tifa: I'm a retard too? eek WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! crying crying

*Castle Baron, Cecil's Room*

Cecil: I move my knight to E5, checkmate! God, go away, I'm done playing with retards... stare
Golbez: WAAAAAH!!! crying crying

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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:21 pm

anyone: ohhhhhhhhhhhh poopies. this game stinks. i wish i had a super power like.... heat vision...or exray eyes.........and mabey just mabey. the ability to shrink in to the size of a pebel

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