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 Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:40 am
And what kind of boy do you want?
*brings in a stenographer*
This is Janice by the way.
*Janice waves*
Don't mind her.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:49 am
Edward smiled "well I'm not as mopy as Bruce and I have hair, so you can think of me as a combo."
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:42 pm
Me: The only boy Ivy likes is the Boy Wo-OH! *gets elbowed in the stomach*
Ivy winds her elbow and clears her throat. She gives an evil smile. "Janice, how resistant is your body to poisons?"
She glared at Edward. "Are you immortal?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:00 pm
Janice looks up at Ivy and adjusts her glasses. "Fairly."
Sorry, Ivy. Janice here is from jolly ol England. They don't scare easily. Rule Brittania!
"Rule Brittania!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:08 pm
Ivy glowered at the woman. "I'll leave you with a warning since you're just naturally frigid."
In other news
The people above me are having sex. I count...2 min or was it 30 seconds?
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:20 pm
Oh no, not frigid. It's stoicism. To the public eye it might seem she's a little frigid but....
Janice makes a sizzling noise.
Mmm, just so.
Sorry about those people above you though.
"Pull the fire alarm. That'd be a good laugh."
See? What did I tell you. There's that wild streak. That would be hilarious. And grab a camera too. You know, pics or it didn't happen. All that jazz.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:40 pm
Me: Looks like you've found the perfect woman for you Stray. ^.^
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:31 am
You'd think so, wouldn't you? Not this one though. She doesn't like men. Or maybe she just doesn't like me.
"Not that way, love."
Just my luck. And I think she calls me that just to taunt me. I'm not sure she's human even. She's like... part.... something.
"Only half human. Also one quarter American."
Aha, now that's a good one. What's the other quarter though?
"Come again?"
I wish. But the other quarter. That only accounts for 75%, so what's the other quarter?
"Oh, right. Succubus."
Ah, that explains a lot.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:20 am
Go to bed Stray! *throws a rock concealed in a pillow*
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:00 am
Yeah, you're right, I was up late....
Janice knows. wink
"Uh... No I don't."
No, just more wishful thinking.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:02 pm
Me: *listening to Legally Blonde Musical Soundtrack*
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 2:51 pm
*not listening to Legally Blonde Musical Soundtrack*
Have I ever told you guys about the guy who was living in Germany with his friend who had hundreds of cds?
Someone came in one day and stole every single one of them... except Aerosmith. They stole everything but the Aerosmith cds. They were laying right out, like they'd just been thrown away.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:25 pm
That is both tragic and extremely hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:28 pm
Indeed it is. I can tell you that I laugh and I feel no remorse. I don't really know the guy. His pain is my pleasure.
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Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:48 pm
Geez, how bad of a band could Aerosmith be for someone to just leaves those behind? For some reason Europeans have a knack for theft. I know this guy who said a dude in Holland got him into stealing glasses from bars.
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