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MistressOf_Despair_Sasuke
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 Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:00 pm
What do you call two guys fighting over a prostitute?
-Tug of whore.
xDD
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:01 pm
Just stating the obvious wink Just stating the obvious wink
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:04 pm
So There were these 3 guys driving in the middle of the desert, 1 chinese, 1Black, And 1 Mexican.
So there car broke down, so they just sat there. a few hours later They all agreed that they should walk and try find a town or gas station. so they all left and the mexican guy said he'll stay behind for a while, Just than they seen him comming with the car door and when they asked him what its for he said "So that when it gets hot he can roll down the window" xxD!
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:04 pm
This one is cheesy, but I still love it.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
-Dam.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:07 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:09 pm
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Dont give a damn.
Q: What's the funniest joke you have ever heard?
A: George bush is smart.
Quotes:
"Cats are god's way of telling you that your furniture is too damn nice."
"Men are like lava lamps. They are pretty to look at, but when you touch them... OW!! HOT!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:10 pm
So there are these comics that me and my friend Stephy (known on Gaia as ~hippie-san~ do when we're bored. She does them more than me, but hey, I'm lazy as ********. xD I dun wanna stretch the page, so I'm just gonna post them each in a different post. 3nodding
#1
^First one I ever made :O!
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:13 pm
`iPod`
So There were these 3 guys driving in the middle of the desert, 1 chinese, 1Black, And 1 Mexican.
So there car broke down, so they just sat there. a few hours later They all agreed that they should walk and try find a town or gas station. so they all left and the mexican guy said he'll stay behind for a while, Just than they seen him comming with the car door and when they asked him what its for he said "So that when it gets hot he can roll down the window" xxD!
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:13 pm
okok lame /old ones for everyone's interest >__>
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
>__o
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:15 pm
One last joke, and I'm done.
If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:15 pm
Steph and one of her friends when they make nachos. 3nodding
#2
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:17 pm
One I made form the concept of the earlier one, but I added in me and how Stephy treats me. crying
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:17 pm
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